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Mon Mar 13, 2017, 08:27 AM

Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar Trolls GOP By Proposing $100 Fine For Men Who Masturbate

"A Democratic lawmaker in Texas has proposed legislation that would fine men $100 for masturbating and require rectal exams before they get a vasectomy, a colonoscopy or a Viagra prescription.

State Rep. Jessica Farrar, of Houston, called her bill “satirical,” but said it was meant to highlight the struggles women faced while accessing health care under the restrictive reproductive laws pushed by the state’s GOP-led legislature.

Her bill promotes similarly invasive restrictions on men, including the fine for “emissions outside a woman’s vagina” which “will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/texas-fine-for-masturbating_us_58c5f8f0e4b054a0ea6b68d9?


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Reply Texas Rep. Jessica Farrar Trolls GOP By Proposing $100 Fine For Men Who Masturbate (Original post)
Va Lefty Mar 2017 OP
superpatriotman Mar 2017 #1
cloudbase Mar 2017 #22
littlemissmartypants Mar 2017 #29
Volaris Mar 2017 #35
OnDoutside Mar 2017 #25
tavernier Mar 2017 #2
Roland99 Mar 2017 #5
Verbose Matthias Mar 2017 #23
mythology Mar 2017 #3
lagomorph777 Mar 2017 #17
Ron Obvious Mar 2017 #4
sarge43 Mar 2017 #13
lagomorph777 Mar 2017 #18
JudyM Mar 2017 #43
Amimnoch Mar 2017 #6
Turbineguy Mar 2017 #28
sarge43 Mar 2017 #7
SledDriver Mar 2017 #8
dalton99a Mar 2017 #9
Wounded Bear Mar 2017 #32
L. Coyote Mar 2017 #10
DetlefK Mar 2017 #11
Raster Mar 2017 #14
7962 Mar 2017 #12
Juliusseizure Mar 2017 #15
DemocratSinceBirth Mar 2017 #16
Gothmog Mar 2017 #19
George II Mar 2017 #20
packman Mar 2017 #21
TexasTowelie Mar 2017 #24
Generic Other Mar 2017 #26
littlemissmartypants Mar 2017 #33
Beartracks Mar 2017 #40
smirkymonkey Mar 2017 #27
coco22 Mar 2017 #30
hatrack Mar 2017 #31
littlemissmartypants Mar 2017 #34
NastyRiffraff Mar 2017 #36
Bengus81 Mar 2017 #37
louis-t Mar 2017 #38
yallerdawg Mar 2017 #39
iluvtennis Mar 2017 #41
Rural_Progressive Mar 2017 #42

Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 08:29 AM

1. No spilling of the seed

It's in the bible. Heh.

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Response to superpatriotman (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:45 AM

22. No coveting your neighbor's ass, either.

At least it's not a tax. It's a user fee.

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Response to cloudbase (Reply #22)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 10:05 AM

29. But plenty of

'Covering' their own and each other's asses and not the beast of burden types... right?

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Response to cloudbase (Reply #22)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 10:20 AM

35. Donkey sex was apparently a thing back then.

OH you meant the other thing. nevermind, then.

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Response to superpatriotman (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:52 AM

25. I couldn't give a toss for this new law..... still, it's good that Jessica is banging one out for

the team ....

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 08:34 AM

2. A stroke of genius. n/t

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Response to tavernier (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:07 AM

5. ha!

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Response to tavernier (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:47 AM

23. If You Semen Breaking the Law, Report Them!

 

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 08:41 AM

3. Sadly Terry Jones can no longer lead us in a stirring rendition of

 

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Response to mythology (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:36 AM

17. You beat me to it.

Pun intended.

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 08:55 AM

4. You'll never take me alive, coppers!

I can see the newspaper headline already: "Police warn wanker-man still on the loose!"

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Response to Ron Obvious (Reply #4)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:28 AM

13. "We had to shoot! He just kept coming!" n/t

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #13)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:37 AM

18. Ooooohhh Noooooo!

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #13)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 02:23 PM

43. Ha!

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:07 AM

6. Holy hell...

 

I've just had my first cup of coffee on Monday morning, and I'm already out $100 by proposed law.

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Response to Amimnoch (Reply #6)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 10:03 AM

28. Maybe you can negotiate

a Portnoy discount.

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:08 AM

7. Definitely take care of the national debt. n/t

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:09 AM

8. As a male, I fully support this

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:10 AM

9. And ban spermicidal lubricated condoms

They're killing babies.

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #9)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 10:07 AM

32. Sadly, the Fundies would support this...

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:13 AM

10. And the beat goes on as a new class of criminals defy the law ...

Lock them up, lock them up, ......

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:18 AM

11. "Hey! What are you in jail for?" - "Well, they tried to stop me with fines, but I kept going."

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Response to DetlefK (Reply #11)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:28 AM

14. you mean you persisted?

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:18 AM

12. NOW we can pay off the debt!! nt

 

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:33 AM

15. Don't make me switch parties

Please

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:35 AM

16. If all Deplorable men exclusively masturbated, in a generation we would be rid of them.

Better to subsidize than fine them.

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:38 AM

19. This is a great way to troll the GOP idiots in the Texas legis

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:40 AM

20. Good thing trump's a billionaire - he's the biggest jerk off in the country.

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:40 AM

21. Starting a GOFUNDME

Please - nothing less than $100 donations

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:49 AM

24. Here is a more humorous related article that I posted on Saturday:

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:53 AM

26. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

?no-auto

A literal cold shower, patented by Frank Orth in 1893. It required the donning of waterproof pants, and then the organ was place between two levers, so that should stiffening occur, the levers were spread which caused a flow of cold water to hit the hot spot. Said Orth: “The cold water…cools the organ of generation, so that the erection subsides and no discharge occurs.”
Challenge accepted.

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Response to Generic Other (Reply #26)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 10:08 AM

33. Similar to the

Concept of the transvaginal ultrasound requirements ? I can see a parallel.

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Response to Generic Other (Reply #26)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 11:11 AM

40. The Organ of Generation



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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 09:55 AM

27. K&R

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 10:05 AM

30. Kick,kick,kicked!&Recommended!

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 10:06 AM

31. And to think it would come to this!

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 10:09 AM

34. Kicking. Nt

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 10:24 AM

36. And still, they persist!

Bunch of jerks.

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 10:30 AM

37. LOL....GREAT!! How about your neighbors on both sides of their home have to sign off...

before those lawmakers can get a Viagra prescription??

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 10:39 AM

38. You could pay off the national debt......

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 10:48 AM

39. She has a real point.

Everything regulating a woman's reproductive rights is not fair and equal. It is specific to one sex and can never be equal treatment under the law.

Another significant argument for jettisoning unfair sexist legislation!

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 11:28 AM

41. So creative...but the dimwitted Dumpty team won't get it :-(

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Response to Va Lefty (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 11:28 AM

42. There had better not be a provision for collecting these fines retroactively

or I'll get a bill for every dollar I've ever made!

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