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The microwave started taking pictures of me while the Samsung TV was watching and recording my iphone's every movement. Meanwhile my iPad is jealous of the surveillance of the popcorn in the microwave by the camera in the Dell Laptop and even my fucking radio is now active. Hubby has blasted the Galaxy Notebook into orbit along with the security set up which he claims is monitoring our every thought.
Can you fugging Trump that?? HELP!!!
JenniferJuniper
(4,507 posts)And the dish ran away with the spoon.
malaise
(268,693 posts)Phentex
(16,330 posts)malaise
(268,693 posts)I get it
greatauntoftriplets
(175,729 posts)malaise
(268,693 posts)Otherwise - ignore the toilet - like Groper Don the Con, it's full of $hit
greatauntoftriplets
(175,729 posts)malaise
(268,693 posts)spanone
(135,791 posts)so don't expect too much from her!!!!
http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2017/03/13/conway-wiretapping-investigation-newday.cnn
malaise
(268,693 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)very obviously wears Depends. Look at his photos golfing. So, he can deny leaks from his own yuuuge self.
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)I hope he's in Big Prostate Hell (BPH).
world wide wally
(21,738 posts)malaise
(268,693 posts)He suggested that we check to see if our microwave had posted our pics on WhatsApp - we did crack up
underpants
(182,604 posts)In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was pro da. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comedianjokes/yakovsmirnoffjokes.html
Sancho
(9,067 posts)A: "Who isn't watching you?"
matt819
(10,749 posts)My microwave was at its usual spot in the kitchen when I went to bed last night. This morning, I wake up and it's on my night stand making clicking sounds. Not sure if it was taking photos or commenting on my failure to lose any weight recently. The dogs and cats are disavowing any knowledge of how the microwave made its way upstairs. And I think they're smirking at me. Plus they were making clicking sounds as well.
malaise
(268,693 posts)Are you sure you weren't hearing the Click Song?
underpants
(182,604 posts)We are everywhere like Kellyanne's surveillance
underpants
(182,604 posts)dogknob
(2,431 posts)...it brought up a live feed of Scarlett Johansson in the shower.
retrowire
(10,345 posts)Because the microwave thing is the only stupid part.
The fact that all those other technologies are as invasive just sucks.
LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)"The fact that all those other technologies are as invasive just sucks..."
It's a crime that Magnetic Resonance Imagining is so damned invasive. And that my energy meter reacts to my habits.
retrowire
(10,345 posts)Are you mocking the fact that our TV's and phones are capable of eavesdropping on us?
I'm not following.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Always buy Trump brand popcorn.
It took some time to accept the bright orange color of the popcorn, but it is worth it to avoid the surveillance.
malaise
(268,693 posts)dogknob
(2,431 posts)...when it suddenly asked "Is that what you're going to wear?"