I went to microwave some pie with iced cream on it.

[guillaumeb]

And I just received an email letting me know that pie and iced cream is not good in excess. And the email also criticized my clothing choices.

Does this mean that the microwave somehow knows what I put in it?

[femmocrat]

1. Obama liked pie and ice cream.

You are being reported!

Nice knowin' ya!

[guillaumeb]

2. I hope that they have pie in Trumpcamp for Progressives.

Thank you.

[frazzled]

3. Well, I'm concerned about my microwave

And this is a true story (I kid you not). About three weeks ago, I was stuck in some work with a tight deadline and finding it impossible to concentrate: there was all kinds of crazy news going on, and frequent emails about sick relatives coming in, etc.. My head was in a total muddle. I thought to myself: it's 10:30 am, I can't concentrate, and I didn't have any breakfast. Maybe I should try to calm my nerves by making a bowl of oatmeal.

So I measure a third cup of McCann's Irish into a glass bowl and add the milk and pop it in the microwave. And then I punch in ... the security code to my iPhone! I swear this is true. Fortunately, as I was about to push the start button I saw this crazy amount of time on the display, hit myself in the head, and reset the thing for a minute and fifteen seconds.

This story got a lot of laughs when I told it to various family members. Now I'm afraid my microwave knows how to hack my iPhone!

[guillaumeb]

4. A great story. Thank you for the humor. eom

[Wounded Bear]

7. Good thing you didn't trade in your iPhone for health insurance...

you never know when you might need one.

[Wounded Bear]

5. Be careful what you wish for...

[guillaumeb]

6. What type of cake?

Just asking.

[Wounded Bear]

8. Chocolate layer with chocolate frosting, of course...

Still one of the funniest bits of comedy ever IMHO.