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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBreaking: Jesus Returns. Deported by ICE.
Apparently, even Jesus needs papers to be admitted into the USA.
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Breaking: Jesus Returns. Deported by ICE. (Original Post)
MineralMan
Mar 2017
OP
ICE: "He looked like some kind of illegal alien Arab without visible means of support"
dalton99a
Mar 2017
#2
Steve King: "Clearly not compatible with our culture. Let's Make Western Civilization Great Again!"
dalton99a
Mar 2017
#5
Plus, he had some kind of disease with blood dripping from his hands and forehead.
KittyWampus
Mar 2017
#4
jmg257
(11,996 posts)1. They deport him, and he just comes after 3 days.
dalton99a
(81,065 posts)2. ICE: "He looked like some kind of illegal alien Arab without visible means of support"
MineralMan
(146,189 posts)3. Exactly. Some Middle-Eastern looking guy
in a robe and sandals. He's probably carrying explosives or illegal drugs under that robe. Deport him!
dalton99a
(81,065 posts)5. Steve King: "Clearly not compatible with our culture. Let's Make Western Civilization Great Again!"
MineralMan
(146,189 posts)8. Other People's Child, Clearly.
Too many of those here already, he thinks.
KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)4. Plus, he had some kind of disease with blood dripping from his hands and forehead.
MineralMan
(146,189 posts)9. Exactly. A clear health risk to
The American People
heaven05
(18,124 posts)6. take that, KKKristians
good one
dalton99a
(81,065 posts)7. "That was a FAKE Jesus. Jesus spoke English."
and he had blue eyes.
MineralMan
(146,189 posts)11. Nah. Dude speaks in tongues.
He used Babbel to learn English.
good one, I need to laugh more, just haven't had any reason to. Can't even laugh at the people in the WH anymore, even that drip kellyanneconjob.
superpatriotman
(6,232 posts)10. Syrian refugee?
Or just not Steve King's color?
MineralMan
(146,189 posts)12. It matters not. We don't want any more people
claiming to be God in the USA, dammit!
dalton99a
(81,065 posts)13. Yep, Syrian refugee who came to steal his white momen