"The 1st Amendment doesn't cover the media." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald (They can pile it this high) Trump is saying: "I'll tell you, folks, how dishonest the media is. You all know when I wrote that Tweet, I put quotation marks around the words 'wires tapped,' meaning not really. . . . Like just the opposite. . . . So when I wrote tapp my phones without quotation marks in the second tweet, I didn’t need them because they carried over from the first. . . . That's the rule. . . . But the press doesn't tell you that, now does it?




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Above CAPTION attempting to remind us that there was one tweet without quotation marks. Let’s not let the shiny object of the first, let us forget there was another for which Trump has NO explanation:

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-03-06/trump-s-wiretap-tweets-raise-risk-of-impeachment

[Heartstrings]

1. Interpreters nightmare....

Sad and pathetic...deflection, deflection, deflection.

[brooklynite]

2. I guess you could say he's "tapp dancing"?

[Sanity Claws]

4. That was worth a laugh

[randome]

3. "Just yesterday, First Aide Bannon told me he was proud of the job I was doing."

"And that I'd be allowed to tweet extra hard next week. So prepare yourselves, my beautiful, big, wonderful fans. Better times are coming! Bigly...America...God...Muslims have gotta go...grab 'em by the pussy first...wall...Hispanics are taking your jobs...I'm a very important person."
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[lagomorph777]

5. OMG that's hilarious. He is degenerating into drunken babble.

The tiny "crowd" must have been mystified as to WTF he was trying to say.

[Demsrule86]

6. There is no such rule Donald...just admit you are a filthy liar.

[smirkymonkey]

7. God, he is such a raging idiot!

How this guy ended up in the White House I'll never understand.

[skip fox]

8. WARNING. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative sport.

But we often try to channel our subject's speech patterns and essence, making them say what they would like to say if they thought they could get away with it, etc.

You all probably got this, but just in case.

[underpants]

9. Yeah, that's me. Mr. "Straightshooter" just telling it like it is...with air quotes

Okay implied air quotes

[OldHippieChick]

10. "I always tell the truth, except when

I'm joking, but you won't be able to tell until later when I tell you"

[Johonny]

11. The media are liars, LIARS. They lie like a liar. All the time, always they lie.

I said and I quote to paraphrase, myself. "Obama, why a tap for me?" I used one p, just one. I can spell tap. Obama knows I don't drink, I don't so why install a beer tap in the oval office, why? Blow is SO much better. Clears your nose and allows you to understand Kellyanne Conway. Try it, TRY IT.


Groucho, "Obama wiretapped me."

Chico, "Why a tap, why not a chicken?"

Groucho, "You try to listen to Trump via a chicken and you'll know why a tap. On second thought, he might actually sound better via a chicken."

[randome]

12. "...allows you to understand Kellyanne..."

Yeah, it would take something like that!
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It might rain and it might not.[/center][/font][hr]

[skip fox]

13. Groucho again:

"But weren't we talking about Duck Soup?"