When you lose Rick Santorum...

[ReformedGOPer]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/16/politics/rick-santorum-trump-wiretap/index.html

[Mike Nelson]

1. ...when you lose Santorum...

...see a urologist!

[Lochloosa]

3. More likely you need a proctologist

Pronunciation: san-TOR-um
Function: noun
Etymology: Savage Love - 05/29/03
1. The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex

[Mr. Ected]

2. Still, Santorum equates the National Enquirer

With the New York Times, so he still only has a rusty BB where the rest of us house our brains.

[Freedomofspeech]

4. OMG

That is the first sensible thing I have ever heard Santorum say. Are the rats jumping the ship?

[lame54]

5. you have a mess to clean up

[Gothmog]

6. He whose name must not be googled is mad at trump

[spanone]

7. face it rick, ya'all have hitched your horse to a lying loser

eat shit rick

[crazycatlady]

8. He should eat Santorum

That's shit mixed with lube.