Satire: Trump Announces Plan to Solve CO2 Global Warming
According to President Trump, carbon dioxide actually IS a major cause of global warming. He said yesterday, "Think about all of the carbon dioxide exhaled by the millions of poor people, people of color, LGBT people, Muslims, and old people sitting around watching soap operas all day. They are a massive source of the problem, and use up so much oxygen, too, like you wouldn't believe..."
He added, "I have a tremendous new plan that will eliminate that vast source of carbon dioxide pollution that is warming the planet, and it will solve many other problems having to do with the budget, too. I will be announcing the details of my plan, which I call "The Final Solution for Global Warming," in the next two weeks. It's a wonderful plan. You'll love it, believe me!"
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