Will we be able to get dRumph under oath?

[redstateblues]

What will it take?

[Jonny Appleseed]

1. Next time he live tweets a hearing one of the senators needs to be like "what's wrng? u scared?"

"come at me bro. rn. in chambers. u wnt"

[dchill]

2. What are the chances that he would actually tell the truth?

Well, I'll tell you - exactly zero. He cannot tell the truth. He's incapable.

[OliverQ]

3. Correct, but then they can get him for perjury.

[Kimchijeon]

5. Yay! That'd be great 👏💥

[dchill]

6. Then I submit that the chances of getting him under oath...

directly relate to the amount of influence held by those around him. The more the influence, the less the chance.

However, I have little doubt that the Don has huge confidence in his ability to finesse it. It would be his downfall, I'm sure.

[redstateblues]

4. Boom. At that point it's game over!

[Generic Brad]

7. He'd rather slip in a jacuzzi and plummet from Trump Tower

No way he testifies under oath.

[onenote]

8. In Congress? Or in a court of law?

[ecstatic]

9. Please make it so!

When he is under oath, he goes into this mode where he can barely read or write anything due to his vision. But I'm almost certain that he cannot resist lying, even if under oath.

[world wide wally]

10. If we ever do, perjury is guaranteed

He can't go for two minutes without getting a lying fix