BREAKING - Trump/Ryan Care now has the votes

[NewJeffCT]

as tallied by Betsy DeVos...

[stevenleser]

1. !

[dalton99a]

2. And confirmed by Rick Perry.

[MoonRiver]

8. "Uhhhhh, wut"

[VOX]

64. "Oops!"

[demmiblue]

3. .

[eleny]

4. .

......... ............

[Equinox Moon]

36. I like your emoji!

[eleny]

59. I got this one and many more over here...

https://www.cosgan.de/smilie.php?wahl=4&ziel=boese

Select the "url" button at the bottom of the page, then select your smiley. That will copy a url to your clipboard. Then you can paste it here in your posting and it will appear after you post it. Many categories to choose from in the list on the left side of the page.

[Equinox Moon]

69. Thanks!

I will look into it!

************************

(I like this little guy)!

[Hokie]

5. This topic is satire. There is a time and place for humor and this isn't it IMHO. NT

[Me.]

12. Totally Agree

There are those who feel sick to death over this

[WinkyDink]

22. Satire of the "A Modest Proposal" type IS called for. But not a silly "Gotcha!" post.

[red dog 1]

44. + 1

[mreilly]

23. Hear hear!

This wasn't funny and seeing the headline just made me depressed. The joke was not worth that depression.

[still_one]

28. You are right Hokie. This is life and death for some people

[True Blue American]

31. Scared me

Lump formed in my stomach. And am usually not that naive.

[Hokie]

32. Yes it is

People could show a little more sensitivity to others.

[rainin]

37. And scared

I'm sick and scared. It's hard to sleep. This headline took my breath away. Maybe not the best time to joke, I think.

[eppur_se_muova]

6. DAMMIT, DON'T DO THAT !

That headline is truly panic-inducing !

[Adrahil]

7. YOU BASTARD!!!!

GOT ME!!!! LOL!!!!!

[Vinnie From Indy]

9. Not a fan of the bait & switch headlines

Cheers!

[Hokie]

16. Personally I would like to see a DU rule against these types of posts

I happens too often when important events are in progress.

[grantcart]

51. Agree, suggest the OP add something in the headline like a (haha!) for such a sensitive subject

On the other hand it is very funny.

[DFW]

10. That is NOT Betsy DeVos

That's her chief policy strategist. Get it straight for Pete's sake.

[hopeforchange2008]

43. No self-respecting chimp would associate with that crowd.

[DFW]

63. Nor would any self-respecting human n/t

[UTUSN]

11. U bad

[Chiyo-chichi]

13. Must you?

[Docreed2003]

14. Lmao...

[WinkyDink]

19. Not exactly difficult, given the very serious topic. So har-de-har-har.

[Docreed2003]

24. I deal with that "very serious topic" every day of my professional life...

A little bit of humor is a welcome relief from the loads of insurance bullshit and total lack of compassion from the powers that be that I deal with every single day. Try looking in the face of a patient and telling them you can't treat their cancer because they have no insurance...try arguing with insurance companies every damn day to get authorization for a procedure that a patient needs and could be the difference between them working and not, or worse still them living or not. I don't know your personal situation, and I don't claim to but judging someone off of a post on a message board is asinine.
So yeah, I got a kick out of a sarcastic post...that's not the worst thing in the world, just look around! A little humor goes a long way!

[BumRushDaShow]

15. I thought it was tallied by

Meredith McIver?

[BSdetect]

17. The monkey is now doing the re-write

[Ellipsis]

18. ...you bastard!

But I'll survive.

[yellowcanine]

20. Devin Nunes just got word from the Russians that the votes are there for TrumpCare!

From the National Enquirer just now.

[True Blue American]

33. And To Keep Nunes On

As Chairman of the intelligence committee!

[elias7]

21. argggghhh, good one

[Stallion]

25. Steve Harvey Has Confirmed the Vote Count

[wryter2000]

26. Don't do that

Not funny

[Faux pas]

27. Funny and

sadly too true.

[Motley13]

29. a good one, after my stroke

that wont be covered

[lunamagica]

30. You SCARED me!!!

[Kaleva]

34. I logged in to call you a nasty name but my BP is already back to normal

[ailsagirl]

35. God, don't scare me!!!!!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

38. 😜

[catbyte]

39. ...

[berni_mccoy]

40. Reporting! For being too unbelievable in a time when anything is believable...

that is a rule isn't it?

Strange times are upon us indeed.

[asuhornets]

41. U gave me heart attack..nt

[Grizzled Ol Granddad]

42. I See the Resemblance

[red dog 1]

45. Not funny at all

(But the chimp is cute)

[MontanaMama]

46. You GOT me. Damn it!!!

[world wide wally]

47. To all the people complaining about humor at a time like this...

Didn't you feel relieved when you saw it was a joke?

[gratuitous]

48. Yes I was relieved

But I also have a lot of friends and acquaintances who won't see out the year if this monstrosity passes. Their mortality is still a little more dear to me than a "gotcha" like this one. I suppose the day may come when I can have a hearty belly laugh at their premature demise, but today isn't that day.

[world wide wally]

49. It ain't gonna pass

[gratuitous]

54. I'm sure you're correct

But are you willing to bet your friends' lives on that? I'm not.

[MrScorpio]

52. Loving it!

FDT.

[alicenuffer]

53. Votes

Not one bit funny!!!!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

55. Don't insult chimpanzees

[MedusaX]

60. My thoughts exactly....

I'll take an entire chimpanzee administration over these maroons!!

Smarter...
More mature....
Better dressed...
&
No history of collusion with known criminals nor with possible foreign agents!!

[MFM008]

56. That little monkey

is smarter than any republican.
1000 times smarter than the maggot in chief.

[IronLionZion]

57. You just about gave me a heart attack

Good thing the ACA still covers that

[liberalhistorian]

58. Whew! Damn, man, give

me a freaking heart attack, why doncha? LOL.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

61. Count me among those not amused.

Because if they do get the votes, we are all screwed.

[mobeau69]

62. Not really. If they pass it they are screwed.

And it still would have to get out of the Senate.


Of course, they're screwed either way.

[watoos]

65. Please

let's just call it Trumpcare, I believe that he is really going to hate to be tied to this failure.

[NewJeffCT]

68. Nothing bad is every his fault, though

They'll be fitting him for the hangman's noose for treason and he'll still be shouting out that it's Hillary's fault or the media's fault.

[orangecrush]

66. Touche

Got me.

[gilbert sullivan]

67. You're lucky you have tenure

[Kimchijeon]

70. Oh shame on you lol