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[bathroommonkey76]

These were taken during the Yankees/Red Sox game in 2006. (Not photoshopped)

[Warpy]

1. That ugly fat man throws like a four year old.

Acts like one, too.

[rzemanfl]

2. We now have an official hand size standard! I have to get a baseball! n/t

[Norbert9]

3. *farting noise*

ETA: He is only a few weeks away from telling us on twitter he doesn't have an anus, ala Jong Un.

[Warren DeMontague]

4. "Hey-- Wha' Happened?"

[jmg257]

5. Trouble with the curve...loks like what he's trying - or a slider.

[luvMIdog]

6. That's his sex face hahahahaha

OR maybe he's trying to keep his teeth from flying out

[JTFrog]

8. More like his shart face. nt

[luvMIdog]

9. sex- shart- I'm sure with Trump there's not much difference :P

[EarthFirst]

7. How do you know so much...

[SledDriver]

10. #1: Fucking orange shitgibbon

and #2: fucking orange shitgibbon

[ProudLib72]

11. Points at himself on the big screen

"I'm YUUUUGGGEEEE!"