Learn the ABCs with Betsy DeVos
A is for Allegedly, you can't prove that it happened
B is for Bans, whether it's for things you don't like and now includes people you don't like, like Muslims
C is for Climate change, which isn't real and even if it was, it would make Putin richer, which is not a bad thing, as long as you don't care about indigenous Siberians
D is for Dying just before going to trial
E is for Errors in drug tests, they don't mean anything
F is for False confessions
G is for Golden rule, the one with the gold makes the rules
H is for Hands, which are not small at all
I is for Intelligence, as in the House Intelligence Committee and not asking questions how an incompetent and inexperienced failed farmer became the chairman of said committee
J is for Just-Us, which is what Jeff will strive to make his department for
K is for Killing pesky people like Sergei Magnitsky
L is for Liberal, which you should not be... as well as you shouldn't be GLBTQ, a Muslim, an immigrant, have pre-existing conditions, a minority, a refugee, etc.
M is for Mental Illness, which is what violent people who look like us and believe like us always seem to have
N is for Nepotism, which is a 'beautiful thing'
O is for Oligarchy, which is great... as long as you are the oligarch
P is for Polonium, something you should 'put-in' the tea of people you don't like
Q is for Questions, don't ask them
R is for Ryazan, DON'T LOOK IT UP!
S is for Syria, their lives matter somewhat *now* because of Trump's low poll ratings
T is for Terrorists, which happens to be all the people we don't like
U is for Ukraine, which nobody cares about... nobody at all, is it even a real country or just another lie by the liberal media?
V is for Voting, which we make sure doesn't really matter. Thanks, gerrymandering and voter suppression!
W is for War on things, expect a lot more of this
X is for Xenophobia, which is totally cool now
Y is for You and what's going to happen to you if you keep asking questions, pointing out flaws, and having independent thoughts
Z is for there is no Z, it's fake news, lies from the Deep State