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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTop 10 Conservative Idiots #2-23: Aint No Party Like A GOP Party Edition
Top 10 Conservative Idiots #2-23: Aint No Party Like A GOP Party Edition
Welcome back to the Top 10 Conservative Idiots! For the intro this week, we got to talk about the Eagles. The band of course.
Thanks, Dude. We love the Eagles here. Ive seen them in concert and they were amazing. So you know that the Eagles sued Hotel California, right? No its not that Hotel California. Theres a hotel in Baja California, that apparently was using the name of the Eagles song and their music without their permission. Youd think Don Henley would love the idea of the fact that theres an actual hotel called Hotel California right? WRONG!!!! Apparently they dont and they are suing. And you know my favorite part of this whole thing? So the actual inspiration for the song was the real life Beverly Hills Hotel in Beverly Hills, California (my state!!!). So the Eagles are suing to prevent association from the hotel and the band. But youd think this would be a natural marketing gimmick for both the band and the hotel. But nope. Now heres the kicker the actual hotel was opened in 1950. Don Henley on the other hand was born in 1947 he was 3 when that hotel opened! Yeah think about it! Doesnt that blow your mind? Yeah that just happened ! OK enough of the intro this week. We got a lot of idiocy to cover. Thats enough of the intro. But first. John Oliver is back and hes uniting the time wasters and trolls of the internet to help sign the FCCs petition on Net Neutrality:
The top 2 slots in this weeks edition are easily going to the House Republicans (1,2). They are cheering over the fact that they just denied 24 million Americans healthcare. Not only are they cheering about it, theyre quite literally popping the champagne as if they won the world series. In the third slot is of course President Trump. And were going to have some fun with this one, and we get to introduce to you our fun new character Trumpy The Fake News Parrot! So you know the Trump Flynn hearings are ongoing. And its a shit show. And of course Trump is playing the Fake News card. Taking the 4th slot, is of course President Donald Trump. And this time were going to talk about something we havent discussed in much detail his stance in the war on drugs. Attorney General Forrest Gump wants to bring back the War on Drugs and escalate it, but without Drug Control offices, he may be SOL. And in the fifth slot, were going to debut a new feature, and I hope it goes well. This one is called Fundies Say The Darndest Things!. And theres a lot of batshit stuff that fundies have been saying in the wake of AHCA, Oh and by darndest, I mean evil, crazy bullshit. At number 6 is Republicans Vs. Talk Shows. So republicans attacked Jimmy Kimmel for speaking out about how we need a better health care system, while they also attacked Stephen Colbert for his controversial joke last week, and we talked about that in the intro. In the 7th slot is the Trump brothers Uday and Qusay, because Eric Trump recently admitted that the Trump organization may or may not have taken money from Russia. This is not the thing to say when youre under investigation regarding your dealings with, I dont know, Russia!!! Taking the number 8 slot, the biggest loser this week is none other than Marine LaPen and were going to talk about her defeat and what this means for the white nationalist movement which may or may not be coming to a country near you! In the number 9 (NEIN!!!!) slot we have to talk about music once again, but the number 9 (NEIN!!!) slot is going to the ruling party in New Zealand. Because in case you havent heard, New Zealand is being sued by rapper Eminem after it was found that New Zealand was using a janky version of Lose Yourself in campaign ads. Its the Vanilla Ice defense all over again! And we might try our hand at some freestyling. Or maybe not. In the 10th slot this week the penultimate round of our Stupidest State Contest! Now, dont be sad its been a long time coming and I cant wait to reward the winner with the head up ass trophy! For this edition were going to do a deep dive on Doomsday Prepping when Montana takes on Tennessee for the Flyover League crown. And finally this week, weve got some great new music for you this time from a Los Angeles based band who I like to call Cold War Kids. Yay! The kids love Cold War Kids. They have a great new album out and they will be stopping by to play something from it. Enjoy! And as always dont forget the key!
[font size="8"]Trumpcare Pt.1: The Apocalypse Begins[/font]
Well, I tell you there aint no party like a rich white mans party because a rich white mans party dont stop! Oh wait it exactly stops at 11:00 PM. With no after party. And probably no booze either. Killjoys. You know remember when the GOP had all those insane hearings and kept going on about how death panels were going to kill your grandma? Well theyre coming to kill your grandma all right, but its not Obamas death panels. Nope, the sadistic assholes in the GOP House are the ones who are going to pull the plug. And if youre not already angry as shit about this, well, you should be!
Republicans are trying very hard to disguise what the American Health Care Act would actually do.
They keep insisting their bill, which would repeal the Affordable Care Act, would lower premiums and improve access to quality, affordable care, as House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) put it last month.
Any time analysts point out the ways in which those promises are misleading or false ― or cite the Congressional Budget Office prediction that the AHCA would leave about 24 million people without health insurance ― Republicans insist that a combination of new tax credits, state innovation, and so-called high-risk pools will take care of people better than the current system does.
This is not true. And perhaps the clearest evidence is in those CBO numbers.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gop-health-care-bill_us_59089a06e4b0bb2d0871e21b
They keep insisting their bill, which would repeal the Affordable Care Act, would lower premiums and improve access to quality, affordable care, as House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) put it last month.
Any time analysts point out the ways in which those promises are misleading or false ― or cite the Congressional Budget Office prediction that the AHCA would leave about 24 million people without health insurance ― Republicans insist that a combination of new tax credits, state innovation, and so-called high-risk pools will take care of people better than the current system does.
This is not true. And perhaps the clearest evidence is in those CBO numbers.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gop-health-care-bill_us_59089a06e4b0bb2d0871e21b
Yeah BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! So what changes are made to this bill? In fact the whole thing is certifiably insane. And when you get down to it, its really just a giant fuck you to liberals and to the Obama administration. And now that they got their guy in SCOTUS, this shit will become reality. Yeah, think about that. But if that doesnt piss you off, then maybe this will? The GOP celebrated like they won the fucking World Series:
President Donald Trump applauded House Republicans for passing their version of a health care overhaul bill Thursday afternoon, hailing the vote as a step to alleviate the "ravages" and "suffering" caused by the Affordable Care Act.
The president was joined in his Rose Garden victory lap by Vice President Mike Pence, Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price, Medicare and Medicaid administrator Seema Verma and dozens of Republican lawmakers who rode busses from the Capitol to the White House shortly after voting.
"What a great group of people," Trump said, turning around to thank the lawmakers gathered behind him. "They're not even doing it for the party, they're doing it for this country."
The president said that the bill was tantamount to repealing and replacing the Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare, though the legislation, which passed 217-213 in the House faces an even tougher fight in the Senate.
https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2017-05-04/gop-gathers-at-white-house-to-celebrate-passage-of-health-care-bill-with-donald-trump
The president was joined in his Rose Garden victory lap by Vice President Mike Pence, Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price, Medicare and Medicaid administrator Seema Verma and dozens of Republican lawmakers who rode busses from the Capitol to the White House shortly after voting.
"What a great group of people," Trump said, turning around to thank the lawmakers gathered behind him. "They're not even doing it for the party, they're doing it for this country."
The president said that the bill was tantamount to repealing and replacing the Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare, though the legislation, which passed 217-213 in the House faces an even tougher fight in the Senate.
https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2017-05-04/gop-gathers-at-white-house-to-celebrate-passage-of-health-care-bill-with-donald-trump
And you can call this picture what you want. I call this picture Meet The Fuckers:
By the way, what would it look like if they all had the exact same face? Lets take a look!
I mean would anyone notice? Really? Anyone at all? And I think that picture deserves a far more fitting background:
But while Rome burns and Caesar celebrates, the celebration aint over just yet. Its got a long, uphill battle to become an actual law signed of course by guess who? Donald Fake News Trump.
House Republicans journeyed to the White House Thursday for a health-care victory lap in the Rose Garden, but Senate Republicans were in no mood for celebration.
Instead, they sent an unmistakable message: When it comes to health-care, we're going to do our own thing.
"I think there will be essentially a Senate bill," explained Sen. Roy Blunt, R-Mo., the fourth-ranking Senate Republican.
"It's going to be a Senate bill, so, we'll look at it," said Sen. Jeff Flake, R-Ariz.
"We will be working to put together a package that reflects our member's priorities with the explicit goal of getting 51 votes," Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, reasoned.
Now that the House has narrowly passed legislation overhauling the nation's health care system, it is headed to the Senate, where Republican leaders will wrestle with political and procedural challenges complicating chances for final passage.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-gop-health-care-bill-senate-20170504-story.html
Instead, they sent an unmistakable message: When it comes to health-care, we're going to do our own thing.
"I think there will be essentially a Senate bill," explained Sen. Roy Blunt, R-Mo., the fourth-ranking Senate Republican.
"It's going to be a Senate bill, so, we'll look at it," said Sen. Jeff Flake, R-Ariz.
"We will be working to put together a package that reflects our member's priorities with the explicit goal of getting 51 votes," Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, reasoned.
Now that the House has narrowly passed legislation overhauling the nation's health care system, it is headed to the Senate, where Republican leaders will wrestle with political and procedural challenges complicating chances for final passage.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-gop-health-care-bill-senate-20170504-story.html
But were still not done! In case you need all the horrifying details of what Trumps insane new health laws ensue, heres a handy guide for you.
Republicans in the House say they have the votes to pass the American Health Care Act, a measure that will repeal the Affordable Care Act, or Obamacare. The vote is scheduled for Thursday. We analyzed the AHCA in March, when the original version was scheduled for a vote that eventually was canceled.
[UPDATE: The House passed the bill 217-213 on nearly a strict party-line vote, with 20 Republicans voting against it and no Democrats in favor.]
The new version is appreciably worse. Like the original, it threatens the health coverage of more than 24 million Americans but includes provisions that are even crueler. Heres a handy guide to the worst elements of a nasty bill that will harm you and your neighbors.
1. The AHCA guts protections for those with pre-existing conditions.
Safeguards for people with pre-existing conditions long was thought to be the line in the sand, the last frontier, the third rail of Obamacare repeal the point that Republicans wouldnt cross. The final version of the AHCA crosses it.
http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-obamacare-repeal-20170504-story.html
[UPDATE: The House passed the bill 217-213 on nearly a strict party-line vote, with 20 Republicans voting against it and no Democrats in favor.]
The new version is appreciably worse. Like the original, it threatens the health coverage of more than 24 million Americans but includes provisions that are even crueler. Heres a handy guide to the worst elements of a nasty bill that will harm you and your neighbors.
1. The AHCA guts protections for those with pre-existing conditions.
Safeguards for people with pre-existing conditions long was thought to be the line in the sand, the last frontier, the third rail of Obamacare repeal the point that Republicans wouldnt cross. The final version of the AHCA crosses it.
http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-obamacare-repeal-20170504-story.html
[font size="8"]Trumpcare Pt 2: Electric Boogaloo Die Harder[/font]
Come on everybody lets get a chant going! There aint no party like a GOP party because a GOP party dont stop! There aint no party like a GOP party because a GOP party dont stop! There aint no party like a GOP party because a GOP party dont stop!. Well it actually probably does stop after Steve Bannon drinks two handles of Jack Daniels and gets caught knocking over neighborhood lawn ornaments and mistaking a mailbox for a urinal. Im just saying it happens! But were you invited to their crazy party and celebration? I know I wasnt!
They had a party in Washington to celebrate that an $8 billion risk-pool fig leaf was enough to drain the guts out of Republican "moderates" in the House and get them on board. This was a thing to celebrate.
They had a party in Washington to celebrate that freedom was served because Medicaid took a serious shot below the waterline. This was a thing to celebrate.
They had a party in Washington to celebrate that one stateMississippi? Kansas?could bring freedom by restoring lifetime limits on employer-based healthcare coverage for 129 million Americans. This was a thing to celebrate.
They had a party in Washington to celebrate the fact that taking healthcare from poor people was enough to give the top two percent of Americans a trillion-dollar tax cut. This was a thing to celebrate.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a54896/republican-healthcare-bill-pass/
They had a party in Washington to celebrate that freedom was served because Medicaid took a serious shot below the waterline. This was a thing to celebrate.
They had a party in Washington to celebrate that one stateMississippi? Kansas?could bring freedom by restoring lifetime limits on employer-based healthcare coverage for 129 million Americans. This was a thing to celebrate.
They had a party in Washington to celebrate the fact that taking healthcare from poor people was enough to give the top two percent of Americans a trillion-dollar tax cut. This was a thing to celebrate.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a54896/republican-healthcare-bill-pass/
Hey even Caligula and Caesar partied heartily while Rome burned. But theres more to this insane celebration of evil and greed that may be more than was led on.
Or perhaps there was no party, and the Bud Light seen at the Capitol was merely meant to be an aperitif for the House Republicans heading to the White House to mark the AHCA's passage at a press conference in the Rose Garden. "Republicans will be having a big press conference at the beautiful Rose Garden of the White House immediately after vote!" President Donald Trump tweeted Thursday. Dana Bash, CNN's chief political correspondent, reported two GOP sources had told her House Republicans planned to travel to the White House "for [a] victory event" following the vote.
Democratic legislators were quick to criticize their Republicans colleagues' rumored celebration. "As Americans rally against #Trumpcare, buses wait to take Rs to the White House to join @POTUS to toast making life miserable for millions," Rep. Ted Deutch tweeted.
"Millions of Americans are about to lose health care coverage and the Republicans are drinking beer. Outrageous," Rep. Rosa DeLauro tweeted.
If House Republicans are popping open cans of Bud Light to celebrate the AHCA's passage in the House, it's a party seven years in the making as many within the GOP have been eager to see Obamacare repealed since the day it became law. But party or no party (or drinks aboard a party bus), it seems beyond tasteless to celebrate legislation that stands to leave so many people without insurance.
https://www.bustle.com/p/the-gop-is-reportedly-throwing-a-party-to-celebrate-taking-health-care-rights-away-55774
Democratic legislators were quick to criticize their Republicans colleagues' rumored celebration. "As Americans rally against #Trumpcare, buses wait to take Rs to the White House to join @POTUS to toast making life miserable for millions," Rep. Ted Deutch tweeted.
"Millions of Americans are about to lose health care coverage and the Republicans are drinking beer. Outrageous," Rep. Rosa DeLauro tweeted.
If House Republicans are popping open cans of Bud Light to celebrate the AHCA's passage in the House, it's a party seven years in the making as many within the GOP have been eager to see Obamacare repealed since the day it became law. But party or no party (or drinks aboard a party bus), it seems beyond tasteless to celebrate legislation that stands to leave so many people without insurance.
https://www.bustle.com/p/the-gop-is-reportedly-throwing-a-party-to-celebrate-taking-health-care-rights-away-55774
Id imagine the GOP parties like this:
But cases of Bud Light? Really? Thats their go-to beer? Although if you look at the great list of performers that they had at Trumps inauguration 3 Doors Down, Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood, their taste in music and their taste in beer are both quite similar they have none!!! Taste and the GOP are two words that do not belong in the same sentence. I mean just look at their taste in interior decorating:
Is that a high rise NYC penthouse or a discount Sistine Chapel? And their taste in food:
Perfect metaphor for Trump giant cake, tiny scoop of ice cream! The best, OK? And their taste in travel:
So why am I surprised that they have no taste in music or beer? But what really happened after their supposed win?
Maybe MSNBC really has changed Greta Van Susteren.
The former Fox News host did not pull any punches on Thursday as President Donald Trump and House Republicans prepared to make what she called a premature victory lap in the White House Rose Garden after passing a health care bill that is widely expected to fail in the Senate.
Maybe I'm delusional, but I don't get this one at all, Van Susteren told her new colleague Chris Matthews. What is the celebration? It cant pass in the Senate. It hasn't even gone to the Senate. The idea that Republicans are taking selfies of each other and high-fiving did not make sense to her at all.
Its like claiming victory in a football game at the end of the first quarter or the half or something, she continued. For the life of me, I don't know why they put themselves in a position where they're clapping each other on the back for getting something halfway done. The American people want a product. We're not even there and its not even likely to be there. Now we have this picture, this bus ride, this big hoopla.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/04/msnbc-s-greta-van-susteren-rips-apart-gop-s-premature-trumpcare-celebration
The former Fox News host did not pull any punches on Thursday as President Donald Trump and House Republicans prepared to make what she called a premature victory lap in the White House Rose Garden after passing a health care bill that is widely expected to fail in the Senate.
Maybe I'm delusional, but I don't get this one at all, Van Susteren told her new colleague Chris Matthews. What is the celebration? It cant pass in the Senate. It hasn't even gone to the Senate. The idea that Republicans are taking selfies of each other and high-fiving did not make sense to her at all.
Its like claiming victory in a football game at the end of the first quarter or the half or something, she continued. For the life of me, I don't know why they put themselves in a position where they're clapping each other on the back for getting something halfway done. The American people want a product. We're not even there and its not even likely to be there. Now we have this picture, this bus ride, this big hoopla.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/04/msnbc-s-greta-van-susteren-rips-apart-gop-s-premature-trumpcare-celebration
So they celebrated before they really should have celebrated. The bill still has a long way to go before it passes Trumps desk. But even the GOP reps are quick to point out that the GOP shouldnt be partying so soon:
One of the Republicans who helped get the American Health Care Act narrowly passed through the House of Representatives yesterday is making it clear that he isnt all that thrilled with the bill
nor the president celebrating in the Rose Garden over its passage through just one chamber of Congress.
Rep. Mark Sanford (R-SC), who earlier today admitted to not reading the bill in its entirety before voting for it, compared President Donald Trumps celebratory speech to a rather infamous premature declaration.
Its kind of like George Bush going up on top of the aircraft carrier and saying Mission Accomplished,' he told MSNBCs Craig Melvin when asked why he didnt attend the Rose Garden event. I mean, youve got to be careful about these things. People get ahead of their skis and it can come back to bite them.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/gop-rep-compares-trumps-ahca-rose-garden-celebration-to-bushs-mission-accomplished-speech/
Rep. Mark Sanford (R-SC), who earlier today admitted to not reading the bill in its entirety before voting for it, compared President Donald Trumps celebratory speech to a rather infamous premature declaration.
Its kind of like George Bush going up on top of the aircraft carrier and saying Mission Accomplished,' he told MSNBCs Craig Melvin when asked why he didnt attend the Rose Garden event. I mean, youve got to be careful about these things. People get ahead of their skis and it can come back to bite them.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/gop-rep-compares-trumps-ahca-rose-garden-celebration-to-bushs-mission-accomplished-speech/
Although speaking of accomplished douches, next the bill heads to the Senate, and would you be surprised in the least to learn that its one big sausage party? Im shocked, shocked I tell you!
Washington (CNN)Just hours after House Republicans managed to pass a bill to repeal and replace Obamacare, the Senate is signaling it will write its own proposal -- announcing a group of 13 Republican members who will be responsible for crafting the Senate's plan.
Senators in the group include Finance Committee Chairman Orrin Hatch, Health and Education Committee Chairman Lamar Alexander and conservatives Ted Cruz and Mike Lee.
A GOP aide defended the makeup of the group.
"We have no interest in playing the games of identity politics, that's not what this is about; it's about getting a job done," the aide said. "We'll work with any member of any background who wants to pass a health reform bill that will reduce premiums and take away the burdens that Obamacare inflicted.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/05/politics/senate-republican-health-care-men/
Senators in the group include Finance Committee Chairman Orrin Hatch, Health and Education Committee Chairman Lamar Alexander and conservatives Ted Cruz and Mike Lee.
A GOP aide defended the makeup of the group.
"We have no interest in playing the games of identity politics, that's not what this is about; it's about getting a job done," the aide said. "We'll work with any member of any background who wants to pass a health reform bill that will reduce premiums and take away the burdens that Obamacare inflicted.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/05/politics/senate-republican-health-care-men/
[font size="8"]Donald Trump[/font]
Before we get into this weeks entry, we have to talk about some late breaking news! You know Comey was fired, and we wont be able to get into that in the kind of detail youd expect from the Top 10 until next week, but we do have to talk about this:
Washington (CNN)Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein are interviewing potential interim FBI directors Wednesday, according to a Justice Department official.
Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe is one of those being interviewed, the official said.
By statute, McCabe became acting FBI director Tuesday in the wake of James Comey's firing.
The official said an announcement of the decision should come soon -- later Wednesday or Thursday.
The candidates are not just limited to FBI officials -- they must be someone with significant law enforcement experience. The official said it cannot be a former US attorney.
The official expects four to eight individuals to be interviewed.
If McCabe is not selected, he will go back to being deputy director.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/10/politics/james-comey-replacements/index.html
Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe is one of those being interviewed, the official said.
By statute, McCabe became acting FBI director Tuesday in the wake of James Comey's firing.
The official said an announcement of the decision should come soon -- later Wednesday or Thursday.
The candidates are not just limited to FBI officials -- they must be someone with significant law enforcement experience. The official said it cannot be a former US attorney.
The official expects four to eight individuals to be interviewed.
If McCabe is not selected, he will go back to being deputy director.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/10/politics/james-comey-replacements/index.html
So if youre keeping score at home Donald Trump just fired James Comey. And the guy who gets to look for his replacement has been accused of lying under oath. Seems legitimate. Now back to the original entry! The GOP loves to rub salt in the wound dont they? Theyre like the sports commentator who when your team loses very badly in a post season game, theyre the ones going Well you should have tried harder and you wouldnt have lost!. I mean really? You have to go there? Well its bad enough that Donald Trump fired Sally Yates because, reasons. Well, now Mrs. Yates is hopping mad. And Trump himself is terrified! Oh yes, he is terrified, folks! So much that he tweeted this, we presume while on the toilet at 3:00 AM after he ate too many Trump branded cheeseburgers and chocolate cake:
Link to tweet
Does he even know what happens when you testify under oath? I dont know a lot about how our legal system works, but doesnt what happens when you testify under oath have serious consequences? Like things that I dont know, could land you in federal prison? And isnt this threatening a witness?
Lawyers for President Donald Trump tried to prevent former acting Attorney General Sally Yates from testifying before the House Intelligence Committee on links between Trump campaign staff and Russian officials, according to correspondence first obtained by The Washington Post.
In a series of letters last week, Yates lawyer, David ONeil, accused the Trump Justice Department of trying to silence Yates by asserting that all information Ms. Yates received or actions she took in her capacity as Deputy Attorney General and acting Attorney General are client confidences that she may not disclose absent written consent of the department.
Yates served as deputy attorney general in the Obama administration and then as acting attorney general in the first few weeks of the Trump administration. Trump fired her on Jan. 31, after she refused to enforce the presidents original executive order banning immigrants from seven majority-Muslim countries.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sally-yates-testimony-trump_us_58da79c5e4b0286e65b5dbe8?473&
In a series of letters last week, Yates lawyer, David ONeil, accused the Trump Justice Department of trying to silence Yates by asserting that all information Ms. Yates received or actions she took in her capacity as Deputy Attorney General and acting Attorney General are client confidences that she may not disclose absent written consent of the department.
Yates served as deputy attorney general in the Obama administration and then as acting attorney general in the first few weeks of the Trump administration. Trump fired her on Jan. 31, after she refused to enforce the presidents original executive order banning immigrants from seven majority-Muslim countries.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sally-yates-testimony-trump_us_58da79c5e4b0286e65b5dbe8?473&
Now heres where we get to introduce our new character Trumpy The Fake News Parrot. Say hi to the audience, Trumpy!
So now Trumpy the Fake News Parrot was created because Trump loves to decry any news outlet that doesnt kiss his ass 100% as fake news. But seriously, we could have a whole series of these characters. Theres Kellyanne, the PR Lhasa Apso. Theres Pencey, the sly VP fox. Theres Jared, the foreign relations chameleon. Theres Bannon the Sloth. I could literally do these all day! But Im getting off topic here What else does he say?
Thanks Trumpy! Does Trumpy want a cracker? Huh? Does Trumpy want a cracker? Maybe his companion Spicey The Truth Telling Bear will help ease the tension:
White House press secretary Sean Spicer said Monday that he expected former Acting Attorney General Sally Yates to tell the truth during her testimony to a Senate Judiciary subcommittee investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election.
Since revelations Yates warned the Trump administration that ousted National Security Advisor Michael Flynn was a blackmail risk in that position, because he had misled the Vice President about his discussions of sanctions with the Russian ambassador, President Donald Trump has attacked her as a partisan leaker.
Do you have any reason to doubt that her testimony, which will be under oath, will be truthful before this senate subcommittee? one reporter asked Spicer during his daily press briefing Monday. I would assume that when you raise your right hand and agree to tell the truth and nothing but the truth that youll do that. Thats the whole reason you pledge, he said.
Spicer also said at the press briefing that Yates had not, to his knowledge, cleared her testimony with the White House general counsels office. That point was subject to a brief controversy in late March, after Yates scheduled testimony to the House Intelligence Committee was cancelled.
Read more: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/spicer-expects-sally-yates-tell-the-truth
Since revelations Yates warned the Trump administration that ousted National Security Advisor Michael Flynn was a blackmail risk in that position, because he had misled the Vice President about his discussions of sanctions with the Russian ambassador, President Donald Trump has attacked her as a partisan leaker.
Do you have any reason to doubt that her testimony, which will be under oath, will be truthful before this senate subcommittee? one reporter asked Spicer during his daily press briefing Monday. I would assume that when you raise your right hand and agree to tell the truth and nothing but the truth that youll do that. Thats the whole reason you pledge, he said.
Spicer also said at the press briefing that Yates had not, to his knowledge, cleared her testimony with the White House general counsels office. That point was subject to a brief controversy in late March, after Yates scheduled testimony to the House Intelligence Committee was cancelled.
Read more: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/spicer-expects-sally-yates-tell-the-truth
Wait, lets contemplate this for a minute. Sean Spicer wants Sally Yates to tell the truth. Sean Spicer wants Sally Yates to tell the truth. Sean Spicer wants Sally Yates to tell the truth. No matter how many times I say it, it still sounds weird. This whole thing is a shit show. Oh and just like a parrot would do, guess whos getting the blame for hiring Flynn? Yup! You guessed it!
White House press secretary Sean Spicer on Monday said it should not come as a surprise that President Barack Obama wasnt exactly a fan of President Donald Trumps former national security adviser Mike Flynn. Obama reportedly warned Trump against hiring Flynn for the post.
Its true that President Obama made it known that he wasnt exactly a fan of Gen. Flynns, Spicer said during his daily press briefing. Obama dismissed Flynn from his post at the Defense Intelligence Agency in 2014 amid concerns about his temperament and complaints from employees at the agency.
According to a report by NBC News, Obama cautioned Trump in November 2016 not to hire Flynn for the highly sensitive role, advice which Trump apparently ignored. Flynn was ousted in February after reports revealed he spoke about sanctions in a call with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak before Trumps inauguration.
Spicer on Monday said Obamas alleged antipathy shouldnt come as a surprise since Flynn was an outspoken critic of Obama and campaigned against Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, leading a chant at the Republican National Convention in 2016 to lock her up.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sean-spicer-obama-not-a-fan-of-flynn-trump
Its true that President Obama made it known that he wasnt exactly a fan of Gen. Flynns, Spicer said during his daily press briefing. Obama dismissed Flynn from his post at the Defense Intelligence Agency in 2014 amid concerns about his temperament and complaints from employees at the agency.
According to a report by NBC News, Obama cautioned Trump in November 2016 not to hire Flynn for the highly sensitive role, advice which Trump apparently ignored. Flynn was ousted in February after reports revealed he spoke about sanctions in a call with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak before Trumps inauguration.
Spicer on Monday said Obamas alleged antipathy shouldnt come as a surprise since Flynn was an outspoken critic of Obama and campaigned against Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, leading a chant at the Republican National Convention in 2016 to lock her up.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sean-spicer-obama-not-a-fan-of-flynn-trump
Except, like most things Trump does, its not fucking true:
Former President Obama warned President Donald Trump against hiring Mike Flynn as his national security adviser, three former Obama administration officials tell NBC News. The warning, which has not been previously reported, came less than 48 hours after the November election when the two sat down for a 90-minute conversation in the Oval Office.
The revelation comes on a day that former acting Attorney General Sally Yates is expected to testify that Flynn misled the White House about his contacts with Russia's ambassador to the United States.
NBC News has asked the Trump administration for a response.
According to all three former officials, Obama warned Trump against hiring Flynn. The Obama administration fired Flynn in 2014 from his position as head of the Defense Intelligence Agency, largely because of mismanagement and temperament issues.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/obama-warned-trump-against-hiring-mike-flynn-say-officials-n756316
The revelation comes on a day that former acting Attorney General Sally Yates is expected to testify that Flynn misled the White House about his contacts with Russia's ambassador to the United States.
NBC News has asked the Trump administration for a response.
According to all three former officials, Obama warned Trump against hiring Flynn. The Obama administration fired Flynn in 2014 from his position as head of the Defense Intelligence Agency, largely because of mismanagement and temperament issues.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/obama-warned-trump-against-hiring-mike-flynn-say-officials-n756316
Thanks Trumpy!
[font size="8"]Donald Trump[/font]
So you know before we get into this next entry, we have to go back to talking about AHCA for just one more minute. Its certifiably batshit insane the more you do a deep dive into it. We have to talk about what kind of drugs the Trump administration might be on. I mean its no secret that Attorney General Casper The Friendly Ghost is planning to stomp out marijuana farms in his quest to ignite The War On Drugs II: Electric Boogaloo Die Harder. But the Trump administration is doing its best to pull a Jedi Mind Trick on you in regards to marijuana.
Attorney General Jeff Sessions wants to revive the war on drugs, and a crackdown on weed appears to be a major part of that. He is expected to pursue harsher punishments for using and distributing marijuana, which were relaxed under President Trumps predecessor, as The Washington Posts Sari Horowitz has reported. Good people dont smoke marijuana, Sessions opined last year.
Its a far cry from what Department of Homeland Security Secretary John F. Kelly said about the drug Sunday.
In an interview on NBCs Meet the Press, Kelly told host Chuck Todd that marijuana was not a factor in the war on drugs and argued that arresting a lot of users wasnt the right solution to the countrys drug problems.
Kelly, a retired Marine Corps general, was discussing border enforcement when Todd asked him if legalizing marijuana would help or hurt his efforts to control the flow of drugs into the United States.
Yeah, marijuana is not a factor in the drug war, Kelly said.
http://www.thecannabist.co/2017/04/17/homeland-security-marijuana-john-kelly/77489/
Its a far cry from what Department of Homeland Security Secretary John F. Kelly said about the drug Sunday.
In an interview on NBCs Meet the Press, Kelly told host Chuck Todd that marijuana was not a factor in the war on drugs and argued that arresting a lot of users wasnt the right solution to the countrys drug problems.
Kelly, a retired Marine Corps general, was discussing border enforcement when Todd asked him if legalizing marijuana would help or hurt his efforts to control the flow of drugs into the United States.
Yeah, marijuana is not a factor in the drug war, Kelly said.
http://www.thecannabist.co/2017/04/17/homeland-security-marijuana-john-kelly/77489/
I like that one! But now lets juxtapose that with some fact checking. You know as Donald Trump calls it fake news!. Wheres Trumpy at?
Thanks Trumpy! Now Trump must be talking out of his ass or Attorney General Beauregard is telling him what to think.
Two days after saying that marijuana was not a factor in the in the drug war, the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security warned that it was a potentially dangerous gateway drug and said his agency would pursue the enforcement of laws against it.
DHS doesnt have much legal authority to pursue drug-related arrests of U.S. citizens, if they arent involved in transnational crime that responsibility falls to local law enforcement, the Drug Enforcement Agency, the FBI and others.
But the agency pursues the flow of illicit drugs into the United States through U.S. Customs and Border Protection, and considers past drug charges and convictions in the cases of undocumented immigrants who could be deported by Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
In an interview with NBCs Chuck Todd Sunday, DHS Secretary John Kelly said that marijuana was not a factor in the drug war (methamphetamines, cocaine and heroin were, he said). He seemed to change his tone Tuesday in a speech at George Washington University, according to a copy of prepared remarks provided by DHS.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/kelly-marijuana-potentially-dangerous-gateway-drug-dhs
DHS doesnt have much legal authority to pursue drug-related arrests of U.S. citizens, if they arent involved in transnational crime that responsibility falls to local law enforcement, the Drug Enforcement Agency, the FBI and others.
But the agency pursues the flow of illicit drugs into the United States through U.S. Customs and Border Protection, and considers past drug charges and convictions in the cases of undocumented immigrants who could be deported by Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
In an interview with NBCs Chuck Todd Sunday, DHS Secretary John Kelly said that marijuana was not a factor in the drug war (methamphetamines, cocaine and heroin were, he said). He seemed to change his tone Tuesday in a speech at George Washington University, according to a copy of prepared remarks provided by DHS.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/kelly-marijuana-potentially-dangerous-gateway-drug-dhs
So what kind of drugs could the Trump administration be on? Theyve got to be smoking crack. I mean theres no strain of marijuana out there that could make someone think the kind of thoughts about marijuana that the Trump administration must be thinking. But theres more:
Donald Trump said Monday that he believes that building a wall on the Mexican border will help stop the heroin and painkiller epidemic killing tens of thousands of Americans every year.
At a town hall meeting Monday in Columbus, Ohio, the Republican presidential nominee stressed the need to stop the flow of drugs into the United States, saying he would cut off the source, build a wall.
If I win, Im going to stop it, he said, after being asked what he would do to address the opioid epidemic.
The number of US overdose deaths involving opioids, including prescription opioid pain relievers and heroin, has nearly quadrupled since 1999. But many of those deaths have been linked to prescription painkillers, which have been prescribed by American doctors and which are a gateway to heroin addiction.
https://www.statnews.com/2016/08/01/donald-trump-heroin-opioids-addiction/
At a town hall meeting Monday in Columbus, Ohio, the Republican presidential nominee stressed the need to stop the flow of drugs into the United States, saying he would cut off the source, build a wall.
If I win, Im going to stop it, he said, after being asked what he would do to address the opioid epidemic.
The number of US overdose deaths involving opioids, including prescription opioid pain relievers and heroin, has nearly quadrupled since 1999. But many of those deaths have been linked to prescription painkillers, which have been prescribed by American doctors and which are a gateway to heroin addiction.
https://www.statnews.com/2016/08/01/donald-trump-heroin-opioids-addiction/
http://images.memes.com/meme/920139
So Trumps plan to keep drugs out of America is to build a wall around the Mexican border, and to make Mexico pay for it. Thats like getting in a bar fight, and the guy who beats the shit out of you makes you pay his tab. And what good is a wall going to do? Sea and air travel still exist. And how do you expect to stop the influx of legal painkillers coming from Merck, GSK and Bayer out of the hands of addicts? A dome would be more effective than a wall.
Got to love it. But the only thing the wall will really do is symbolize the terrible choice we made in 2016. Yes, thank you! But would you be surprised in the least to learn that Trump is cutting funding for the Drug Control Office?
WASHINGTON When he was running for office, Donald J. Trump promised to rid America of the scourge of drugs, vowing to crack down on dealers and invest heavily in programs to get heroin and other opioids off the streets.
But on Friday, President Trumps administration revealed plans to gut the 2018 budget of his Office of National Drug Control Policy. According to an Office of Management and Budget document obtained by The New York Times, the White House is proposing to slash the drug policy office budget by about 95 percent, to just $24 million from $388 million.
The cuts would mean the office could lose up to 33 employees. The budget would also eliminate grant programs it administers, including the High Intensity Drug Trafficking Areas Program and the Drug-Free Communities Support Program. According to the document, the Trump administration thinks the programs are duplicative of other federal and state initiatives.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/05/us/politics/white-house-proposes-cutting-drug-control-office-funding-by-95.html
But on Friday, President Trumps administration revealed plans to gut the 2018 budget of his Office of National Drug Control Policy. According to an Office of Management and Budget document obtained by The New York Times, the White House is proposing to slash the drug policy office budget by about 95 percent, to just $24 million from $388 million.
The cuts would mean the office could lose up to 33 employees. The budget would also eliminate grant programs it administers, including the High Intensity Drug Trafficking Areas Program and the Drug-Free Communities Support Program. According to the document, the Trump administration thinks the programs are duplicative of other federal and state initiatives.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/05/us/politics/white-house-proposes-cutting-drug-control-office-funding-by-95.html
[font size="8"]Fundies Say The Darndest Things[/font]
Ladies and gentlemen its time for Fundies Say The Darndest Things!!!!! Yay!!!! Now heres how this is going to work. This week, the fundamentalists turned out in droves to say some completely fucking insane, evil, horrible, hateful things. And when you think one cant get worse, along comes another. Ill give you this one from Mike Huckabee to start with So this week, Twitter's worst comedian strikes again. And this one is indescribable. Mike Huckabee put out a tweet that is so jaw dropping, stunningly idiotic that both sides of your brain just shut down and go "LET'S FIGURE IT OUT!!!!!!"
Link to tweet
I just . How why who what where Does he even know how you celebrate Cinco De Mayo? You don't celebrate it by drinking an entire bottle of hot sauce unless you want to tear a hole in your stomach lining and spend the night in urgent care. If thats the way Mike Huckabee wants to celebrate Cinco De Mayo, thats his choosing. And Speedy Gonzales? Is there any character more racist than that, or have no Latino-themed cartoon characters been created since 1956? But no! You celebrate by drinking tequila! And I'm not talking about your hipster Patron or your frat boy Jose Cuervo. Or whatever the fuck this thing is:
But no, you need real tequila. And a real understanding of what this holiday is about. And I can guarantee that it doesn't involve Trump brand taco bowls. And if he's trying to be funny, that's what we call a swing and a miss. But now we get into even crazier territory take a look at what Rick Wiles said last week:
End Times radio host Rick Wiles interviewed financial analyst Jim Willie of GoldenJackass.com on his Trunews radio program on Friday, where Willie asserted that Queen Elizabeth is a child-killing satanist lizard who is literally inhuman and that Bill and Hillary Clinton are both cannibals.
Willie claimed that the announcement that Prince Philip will retire from public life was really a cover story to conceal the fact that the Queen Lizard, as he called Queen Elizabeth, has died.
I think the Duke made his announcement because he wanted to get out of Dodge, Willie said. The satanists are on the run. The Queen Lizard is a satanist. There are lots and lots of missing children at Buckingham Palace from the tours. Diana was killedI mean murderedbecause she was on the verge of revealing some of the satanism and some of the lizard stuff. These are very sick people and they not all human.
Willie went on to warn that former president Bill Clinton is at deaths door due to some form of very advanced venereal disease combined with a brain disease brought on by cannibalism.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/just-another-day-on-trunews-queen-elizabeth-is-a-satanist-lizard-and-bill-clinton-is-a-cannibal/
Willie claimed that the announcement that Prince Philip will retire from public life was really a cover story to conceal the fact that the Queen Lizard, as he called Queen Elizabeth, has died.
I think the Duke made his announcement because he wanted to get out of Dodge, Willie said. The satanists are on the run. The Queen Lizard is a satanist. There are lots and lots of missing children at Buckingham Palace from the tours. Diana was killedI mean murderedbecause she was on the verge of revealing some of the satanism and some of the lizard stuff. These are very sick people and they not all human.
Willie went on to warn that former president Bill Clinton is at deaths door due to some form of very advanced venereal disease combined with a brain disease brought on by cannibalism.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/just-another-day-on-trunews-queen-elizabeth-is-a-satanist-lizard-and-bill-clinton-is-a-cannibal/
Now I dont speak stupid, but even this has to be one of the most fucking insane things Ive ever seen them say. I mean Bill Clinton is a cannibal? Or is he an actual cannibal like Shia LeBeouf?
That never gets old. Next up in Fundies Say The Darndest Things, we have Theodore Shoebat, who we have discussed on this show a great many times.
Extremist anti-LGBTQ activist Theodore Shoebat, who was featured in a radically anti-gay documentary made by Janet Porter called Light Wins along with various Religious Right activists and Republican elected officials back in 2015, posted a new video on his website last week insisting that it should not be considered a hate crime to kill fags.
While ranting about Tucker Carlsons interview with Caitlyn Jenner last week and demanding that Jenner be arrested and executed for promoting perversion, Shoebat declared that murdering gays should not qualify as a hate crime.
Fags kill each other all the time, he said, and the reason why they kill each other all the time is because theyre demon-possessed people and Satan wants them to kill each other because Satan hates humanity.
If someone kills a homosexual because theyre a homosexual, that should not be considered a hate crime, he continued, because right when you start considering that a hate crime, then you might as well just say, Well, if someone kills somebody because theyre a pedophile, that should also be a hate crime.'
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/theodore-shoebat-killing-fags-should-not-be-considered-a-hate-crime/
While ranting about Tucker Carlsons interview with Caitlyn Jenner last week and demanding that Jenner be arrested and executed for promoting perversion, Shoebat declared that murdering gays should not qualify as a hate crime.
Fags kill each other all the time, he said, and the reason why they kill each other all the time is because theyre demon-possessed people and Satan wants them to kill each other because Satan hates humanity.
If someone kills a homosexual because theyre a homosexual, that should not be considered a hate crime, he continued, because right when you start considering that a hate crime, then you might as well just say, Well, if someone kills somebody because theyre a pedophile, that should also be a hate crime.'
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/theodore-shoebat-killing-fags-should-not-be-considered-a-hate-crime/
Yeah because genocide is so hilarious isnt it! I mean do these people believe the things they say? Or are they like that Lamar Bell guy from UCLA and they just say stupid shit like they want a billion dollars because it brings them money? But genocide? Really? Youre going there? Were going to talk about whats going on in Chechnya later, but its horrifying. And if you think its funny it isnt. Now just remember the fundamentalists want to end the Johnson Amendment. And if you think were kidding about this: Donald Trump reiterated this point last week:
With hundreds of executive branch jobs yet to be filled, the Trump administration needs a lot of people. One person it especially needs is Goldilocks, who might save the president from his habit of doing too much or too little but seldom getting anything just right.
In the executive order he signed Thursday titled Promoting Free Speech and Religious Liberty, Donald Trump had a rare opportunity to pursue a small yet significant change that would have accomplished both of his stated purposes. Instead, he ceremoniously unveiled a heaping platter of nothingburgers.
In February, at the National Prayer Breakfast, Trump extolled religious freedom and promised: I will get rid of and totally destroy the Johnson Amendment and allow our representatives of faith to speak freely and without fear of retribution. I will do that. Remember.
http://www.nationalmemo.com/churches-politics-trump-nothing/
In the executive order he signed Thursday titled Promoting Free Speech and Religious Liberty, Donald Trump had a rare opportunity to pursue a small yet significant change that would have accomplished both of his stated purposes. Instead, he ceremoniously unveiled a heaping platter of nothingburgers.
In February, at the National Prayer Breakfast, Trump extolled religious freedom and promised: I will get rid of and totally destroy the Johnson Amendment and allow our representatives of faith to speak freely and without fear of retribution. I will do that. Remember.
http://www.nationalmemo.com/churches-politics-trump-nothing/
And in case youre wondering what makes Fundies Say The Darndest Things, could it possibly be brain damage?
Hunting for God in our grey matter seems to be a popular topic for neurologists, with past studies comparing religious highs with drug-induced ones, linking spiritual experiences with neurotransmitters such as serotonin, and identifying which parts of the brain (if any) could be responsible for a faith in the supernatural.
Now a new study has now found that those with damage to a section of the brain associated with planning become less open to new ideas, explaining why some people are more likely to become extreme in their religious beliefs.
http://www.sciencealert.com/damage-to-a-specific-part-of-the-brain-could-result-in-religious-fundamentalism?utm_content=buffera671a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Now a new study has now found that those with damage to a section of the brain associated with planning become less open to new ideas, explaining why some people are more likely to become extreme in their religious beliefs.
http://www.sciencealert.com/damage-to-a-specific-part-of-the-brain-could-result-in-religious-fundamentalism?utm_content=buffera671a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Or could it be Trumps spiritual advisor someone who has a church where the members funnel insane amounts of money to her in exchange for absolutely nothing?
President Donald Trumps spiritual advisor, Paula White, claims credit for converting Trump to Christianity. In exchange, she has been awarded exclusive access to the White House where she advises Trump on everything from legislative priorities to judicial appointments as chair of the Evangelical Advisory Council.
White is not an ordinary pastor. She is a Prosperity Gospel adherent who believes that Gods plan for her is a luxurious, consumerist lifestyle. White has spent decades exploiting her followers who are mostly poor and working class people of color.
Pastor White demands that her congregation members donate huge portions of their incomes to her church which leaves them poor and allows her and her husband to live in a mansion stocked with designer clothes and luxury cars. When her congregation members have no money to give, she insists that they put jewelry and other valuables in the offering collection.
http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/05/09/pastor-just-revealed-trumps-spiritual-adviser-huge-fraudster/
White is not an ordinary pastor. She is a Prosperity Gospel adherent who believes that Gods plan for her is a luxurious, consumerist lifestyle. White has spent decades exploiting her followers who are mostly poor and working class people of color.
Pastor White demands that her congregation members donate huge portions of their incomes to her church which leaves them poor and allows her and her husband to live in a mansion stocked with designer clothes and luxury cars. When her congregation members have no money to give, she insists that they put jewelry and other valuables in the offering collection.
http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/05/09/pastor-just-revealed-trumps-spiritual-adviser-huge-fraudster/
[font size="8"]Republicans Vs Talk Shows[/font]
So the GOP is apparently going after talk shows now. Because theres apparently no other battles to be fought. Yes that is the world in which we live. Trump supporters are the angriest group of people on the planet and they cant stand it when someone doesnt kiss Trumpenfurors ass 100%. Gee I wonder what would happen if they were to find out about this show? But thats beside the point. You know last week, one of my favorite talk show hosts Jimmy Kimmel had this to say about Trumpcare in the wake of his son being born with a birth defect:
But if you listened to the talk shows or anyone who has a conservative opinion
I mean, really, Jimmy, does your newborn child not mean more to you than petty politics? How do you look at the miracle of your child and think partisan politics!
That is not to say he didnt also lie and claim to be above partisan politics even as he was pushing exactly that.
Lets stop this nonsense, he said. This isnt football; there are no teams. We are the team its the United States. Dont let their partisan squabbles divide us on something every decent person wants.
Yes, thats right. He just had a kid and the kid nearly died and he wants you to know that if you are not for bloated federal bureaucracy, socialized medicine, higher taxes and tons of more debt piled onto your grandchildren, then you are not a decent person.
Actually Jim, if you were a decent person, you would shut your fat trap about partisan politics and go care for your kid, who just nearly died, you elitist creep.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/may/2/jimmy-kimmel-elitist-creep-who-needs-shut-up/
That is not to say he didnt also lie and claim to be above partisan politics even as he was pushing exactly that.
Lets stop this nonsense, he said. This isnt football; there are no teams. We are the team its the United States. Dont let their partisan squabbles divide us on something every decent person wants.
Yes, thats right. He just had a kid and the kid nearly died and he wants you to know that if you are not for bloated federal bureaucracy, socialized medicine, higher taxes and tons of more debt piled onto your grandchildren, then you are not a decent person.
Actually Jim, if you were a decent person, you would shut your fat trap about partisan politics and go care for your kid, who just nearly died, you elitist creep.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/may/2/jimmy-kimmel-elitist-creep-who-needs-shut-up/
Yeah BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! That is a pretty fucking new low, and this is the party that elected Donald Trump as their president. And you know the old saying when youre already in a hole, stop digging:
An Alabama Congressman has prompted a wave a backlash with his comment Monday regarding health insurance coverage of those with pre-existing conditions.
Speaking with CNN's Jake Tapper about House plans to vote on a revised health insurance bill, Rep. Mo Brooks, R-AL, referenced people who lead "good lives" and said they should not have to pay as much as others.
"My understanding is that (the new proposal) will allow insurance companies to require people who have higher health care costs to contribute more to the insurance pool," Brooks said. "That helps offset all these costs, thereby reducing the cost to those people who lead good lives, they're healthy, they've done the things to keep their bodies healthy. And right now, those are the people--who've done things the right way--that are seeing their costs skyrocketing."
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/05/rep_mo_brooks_people_who_live.html
Speaking with CNN's Jake Tapper about House plans to vote on a revised health insurance bill, Rep. Mo Brooks, R-AL, referenced people who lead "good lives" and said they should not have to pay as much as others.
"My understanding is that (the new proposal) will allow insurance companies to require people who have higher health care costs to contribute more to the insurance pool," Brooks said. "That helps offset all these costs, thereby reducing the cost to those people who lead good lives, they're healthy, they've done the things to keep their bodies healthy. And right now, those are the people--who've done things the right way--that are seeing their costs skyrocketing."
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/05/rep_mo_brooks_people_who_live.html
Wait, so let me extrapolate what Mr. Brooks is saying so people who live good lives will have a better quality of life? What if youre born in a shit hole? Like most rural, extreme far right fundamentalist places in Alabama, for instance? And so that means no more late night booze and hooker binges? Come on, hows a single guy supposed to spend his Saturday nights? Oh and by the way heres how Jimmy Kimmel responded:
Now lets juxtapose that with another one of my favorite talk shows Late Night With Stephen Colbert. You know last week during the intro we talked about Colberts controversial monologue about his joke with Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. And in case you forgot about that, lets roll the tape on that one!
Well, now heres how the republicans have responded. I mean come on, let us have something. You guys have a monopoly on the media and the government. But take away my Colbert, and heads are going to roll!
Late night talk show host Stephen Colberts controversial joke about President Trump drew the attention of the Federal Communications Commission. The agency received a number of complaints about Colberts commentary earlier in the week, according to the FCCs chief.
FCC Chairman Ajit Pai promised to take the appropriate action following a comprehensive investigation of Colberts remarks.
The FCC's response will depend on whether Colberts remarks are considered obscene.
We are going to take the facts that we find and we are going to apply the law as its been set out by the Supreme Court and other courts and well take the appropriate action, he told Talk Radio 1210 WPHT Thursday.
Traditionally, the agency has to decide, if it does find a violation, what the appropriate remedy should be, he said. "A fine, of some sort, is typically what we do.
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/332132-fcc-probing-colberts-trump-putin-joke
FCC Chairman Ajit Pai promised to take the appropriate action following a comprehensive investigation of Colberts remarks.
The FCC's response will depend on whether Colberts remarks are considered obscene.
We are going to take the facts that we find and we are going to apply the law as its been set out by the Supreme Court and other courts and well take the appropriate action, he told Talk Radio 1210 WPHT Thursday.
Traditionally, the agency has to decide, if it does find a violation, what the appropriate remedy should be, he said. "A fine, of some sort, is typically what we do.
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/332132-fcc-probing-colberts-trump-putin-joke
Yeah BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh by the way, heres how Stephen Colbert responded. I love this man:
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By the way its funny how the Trump crowd the people who pride themselves on their anti-political correctness agenda suddenly care about homophobia! I mean really! Do you actually care about homophobia or are you just doing it to piss us off?
Now, folks, if you saw my monologue on Monday, you know that I was a little upset with Donald Trump for insulting a friend of mine, so, at the end of my monologue, I had a few choice insults for the president in return, Colbert continued. I dont regret that. I believe he can take care of himself. I have jokes, he has the launch codes, so
its a fair fight.
But then, a tiny mea culpa: So, while I would do it again, I would change a few words that were cruder than they needed to be. Now Im not going to repeat the phrase, but I just want to say, for the record, life is short, and anybody who expresses their love for another person in their own way, is to me, an American hero, offered Colbert.
And I think we can all agree on that, he added. I hope even the president and I can agree on thatnothing else but that.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/04/stephen-colbert-refuses-to-apologize-to-trump-i-believe-he-can-take-care-of-himself?via=twitter_page
But then, a tiny mea culpa: So, while I would do it again, I would change a few words that were cruder than they needed to be. Now Im not going to repeat the phrase, but I just want to say, for the record, life is short, and anybody who expresses their love for another person in their own way, is to me, an American hero, offered Colbert.
And I think we can all agree on that, he added. I hope even the president and I can agree on thatnothing else but that.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/04/stephen-colbert-refuses-to-apologize-to-trump-i-believe-he-can-take-care-of-himself?via=twitter_page
[font size="8"]Eric Trump[/font]
Eric Trump. I think even Beavis and Butthead would be embarrassed by Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. And this one falls under the category of When youre in a hole, stop digging. Unfortunately we wont get to cover the Sally Yates hearings as theyre ongoing, well get to that this week. But the Trump sons are even dumber than you might imagine. So heres what Beavis, er, Uday, er, Eric Trump said this week in regards to his fathers business dealings:
The federal investigation into the Trump campaigns ties to Russia appears to be proceeding in fits and starts. The House Intelligence Committee, which was once taking point, began on strong footing with a blockbuster hearing featuring F.B.I. director James Comey and National Security Agency director Mike Rogers, but quickly fell prey to congressional politics. Chairman Devin Nunes stepped away from the probe amid revelations that he had been coordinating with the Trump administrationone of the targets of the inquiry he was supposedly leading. A hearing that was to feature testimony from former acting attorney general Sally Yates, among others with potentially crucial information, was abruptly, and mysteriously, delayed as the investigation ground to a halt. Now, with the momentum having shifted to the intelligence committee in the Senate, Yates will finally speak her piece Thursday morning in what is expected to be another day of bad press for the White House. But perhaps the F.B.I., House, Senate, and Justice Department could all save themselves some time by simply speaking directly with Trumps second son, Eric Trumpor better yet, catching him for a few minutes on the golf course.
Golf writer James Dodson apparently had such luck in 2014, when he visited the elder Trumps new golf course in North Carolina at the urging of a P.R. flack. He kept saying things like, Oh, Donald Trump loves your books, he told WBUR over the weekend. And I kept saying, Donald Trump doesnt read books, Im told. And he hadnt a clue who I am. Anyway, he called three or four times. Finally, I said yes.
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/05/eric-trump-russia-investment-golf-course
Golf writer James Dodson apparently had such luck in 2014, when he visited the elder Trumps new golf course in North Carolina at the urging of a P.R. flack. He kept saying things like, Oh, Donald Trump loves your books, he told WBUR over the weekend. And I kept saying, Donald Trump doesnt read books, Im told. And he hadnt a clue who I am. Anyway, he called three or four times. Finally, I said yes.
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/05/eric-trump-russia-investment-golf-course
Wow, that one got the Jumbotron facepalm! Thats epic! But why would you say that to a golf reporter? I mean come on, your father is under multiple investigations for possible Russian involvement in the 2016 elections that gave us his ass. And of course Eric Trump responded in the most Trump way possible yup, you guessed it!
On Monday, Eric blasted the writer's account of their interaction.
"This story is completely fabricated and just another example of why there is such a deep distrust of the media in our country. #FakeNews," he tweeted.
Donald Trump's campaign associates and his businesses have repeatedly come under fire since the 2016 election over questions of their ties to Russia.
Some of his campaign associates are currently under investigation for their contact with Russian officials. Russian interference in the US election is also the subject of a Senate Intelligence Committee investigation.
https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/05/08/fake-news-eric-trump-disputes-claim-trump-golf-courses-funded-russia/22075898/
"This story is completely fabricated and just another example of why there is such a deep distrust of the media in our country. #FakeNews," he tweeted.
Donald Trump's campaign associates and his businesses have repeatedly come under fire since the 2016 election over questions of their ties to Russia.
Some of his campaign associates are currently under investigation for their contact with Russian officials. Russian interference in the US election is also the subject of a Senate Intelligence Committee investigation.
https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/05/08/fake-news-eric-trump-disputes-claim-trump-golf-courses-funded-russia/22075898/
Thanks Trumpy! But folks Eric Trump isnt a fighter! Hes a uniter! With as divided as America is now is this really the guy we want uniting us? I mean really?
A battle continues. While the larger warbetween our beautiful, wild-maned president Donald Trump and those fools and losers dissuading him from trying to pull off the tablecloth without knocking over all the dishesrages on, a smaller, ongoing side skirmish demands our attention today. Its between Trumps son, the dashing businessman Eric Trump, and a so-called comedian named Chelsea Handler, who has a show on Netflix because shes too scared to go on network television and try to compete with Donalds amazing Apprentice ratings.
Back in March, Handlerlost in some kind of self-admitted marijuana reverietweeted about Erics wife being pregnant, saying, Just what we need. Another person with those jeans. She later owned up to the typo and blamed it on the devils weed, but the fact remains that she tried to deliver a powerful burn, but, as tends to happen when playing with fire, wound up burning herself. Now, a month and change later, Eric Trump will appear on Dr. Oz on Tuesdaybecause he and his wife are looking for an OB/GYN and theyve heard that Dr. Oz knows what babies areand Page Six reports that Eric says something about Handlers joke on the show.
http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/04/eric-trump-chelsea-handler-tweet
Back in March, Handlerlost in some kind of self-admitted marijuana reverietweeted about Erics wife being pregnant, saying, Just what we need. Another person with those jeans. She later owned up to the typo and blamed it on the devils weed, but the fact remains that she tried to deliver a powerful burn, but, as tends to happen when playing with fire, wound up burning herself. Now, a month and change later, Eric Trump will appear on Dr. Oz on Tuesdaybecause he and his wife are looking for an OB/GYN and theyve heard that Dr. Oz knows what babies areand Page Six reports that Eric says something about Handlers joke on the show.
http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/04/eric-trump-chelsea-handler-tweet
[font size="8"]Marine LaPen[/font]
For this entry, were going to take a dip in the international Conservative Idiots file and head to France. Viva La France!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whew!!!! Whew!!!! Thank you. So over the weekend the French held their elections between the liberal candidate Emmanuel Macron, and the Trump / Putin / 4chan candidate Marine LaPen. Who united French nationalism and emboldened Frances white supremacists and neo-Nazis the way Trump did in the United States. Only difference between the two is LaPen *KNOWS* she is emboldening white supremacists. But heres why she lost:
Lesson 1: This election was less surprising than others, but voter abstention is a noteworthy trend
As French scholars know too well, French citizens often surprise observers. That happened in the 2002 presidential ballot, when the Front National (FN) candidate, Jean Marie Le Pen, shocked France by coming in second during the first round, knocking the incumbent Socialist prime minister, Lionel Jospin, out of the race. In a similar surprise, French voters rejected the 2005 referendum on the European Constitution.
But this years election was not a political earthquake. France is suffering from a slow economic recovery, with a 10 percent unemployment rate and only 1.2 percent GDP growth in 2016. With the rest of Europe, it faces an unresolved and unprecedented migrant crisis. Its two most recent presidents have been highly unpopular: Nicolas Sarkozy failed to get reelected; and François Hollandes record as the most unpopular president prevented him from running again. And so a vote rejecting the establishment is readily understood.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2017/05/09/4-key-lessons-from-frances-presidential-election/?utm_term=.2688c952a76e
As French scholars know too well, French citizens often surprise observers. That happened in the 2002 presidential ballot, when the Front National (FN) candidate, Jean Marie Le Pen, shocked France by coming in second during the first round, knocking the incumbent Socialist prime minister, Lionel Jospin, out of the race. In a similar surprise, French voters rejected the 2005 referendum on the European Constitution.
But this years election was not a political earthquake. France is suffering from a slow economic recovery, with a 10 percent unemployment rate and only 1.2 percent GDP growth in 2016. With the rest of Europe, it faces an unresolved and unprecedented migrant crisis. Its two most recent presidents have been highly unpopular: Nicolas Sarkozy failed to get reelected; and François Hollandes record as the most unpopular president prevented him from running again. And so a vote rejecting the establishment is readily understood.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2017/05/09/4-key-lessons-from-frances-presidential-election/?utm_term=.2688c952a76e
Wow, that sounds strangely like the United States doesnt it? I mean no one does voter abstention quite like the American GOP. Surely that cant be the only coincidence can it?
Lesson 2: The French party system is changing from within
Across the developed world, voters are making clear their disenchantment with political elites. So its no accident that all the candidates attempted to define themselves as anti-system. This was much easier, of course, for the parties of la France protestataire the parties voicing fundamental disagreement with the political and economic status quo. Together, first-round scores for the extreme left, radical left (the France Insoumise of Jean-Luc Mélenchon) and the extreme right amounted to 42.61 percent. That distrust has been accelerated by recent corruption scandals. For instance, François Fillon, candidate of the main right-wing party, was accused of nepotism (Penelopegate), with charges pending on embezzlement. And E.U. authorities are investigating Marine Le Pen, charging that she illegally used E.U. funding on her presidential campaign.
Across the developed world, voters are making clear their disenchantment with political elites. So its no accident that all the candidates attempted to define themselves as anti-system. This was much easier, of course, for the parties of la France protestataire the parties voicing fundamental disagreement with the political and economic status quo. Together, first-round scores for the extreme left, radical left (the France Insoumise of Jean-Luc Mélenchon) and the extreme right amounted to 42.61 percent. That distrust has been accelerated by recent corruption scandals. For instance, François Fillon, candidate of the main right-wing party, was accused of nepotism (Penelopegate), with charges pending on embezzlement. And E.U. authorities are investigating Marine Le Pen, charging that she illegally used E.U. funding on her presidential campaign.
Holy shit! Disenfranchisement with political elites? That doesnt sound anything at all like our elections does it? Whats behind door #3?
Lesson 3: The French Fifth Republic has rebounded, but the Front National is no longer a fringe party
The single most important lesson from this election is the weakening of one unwritten rule of the French model: the cordon sanitaire imposed against the FN. By securing its first-ever political endorsement from a conservative politician Nicolas Dupont-Aignan, a dissident Gaullist the FN has consolidated as a mainstream party. Similarly, the radical left-wing Jean-Luc Mélenchons refusal to join the republican front against the extreme right contributed to further normalizing the FN.
The single most important lesson from this election is the weakening of one unwritten rule of the French model: the cordon sanitaire imposed against the FN. By securing its first-ever political endorsement from a conservative politician Nicolas Dupont-Aignan, a dissident Gaullist the FN has consolidated as a mainstream party. Similarly, the radical left-wing Jean-Luc Mélenchons refusal to join the republican front against the extreme right contributed to further normalizing the FN.
How much does this sound like the US elections? So lets recap you have voter abstention, which sounds a lot like the GOP. You have disenfranchisement with political elites. Which again sounds a lot like the republicans after the 2016 election. You also have the rise of an lunatic fringe novelty party that was once considered ideally insane. Which sounds a lot like the Breitbart / Infowars arm of the republican party. Now whats behind door number 4?
Lesson 4: Its all about the June legislative elections
The biggest unknown now is whether and how Macron and Le Pen will transform their movements into solid party structures capable of standing in all 577 legislative districts. Frances current system makes it relatively easy for presidents to win majorities in the National Assembly. However, local notables and party structures are influential in winning local seats and, therefore, in creating parliamentary majorities. To really start changing things, as he promised, Macron will need to build coalitions and a party.
The biggest unknown now is whether and how Macron and Le Pen will transform their movements into solid party structures capable of standing in all 577 legislative districts. Frances current system makes it relatively easy for presidents to win majorities in the National Assembly. However, local notables and party structures are influential in winning local seats and, therefore, in creating parliamentary majorities. To really start changing things, as he promised, Macron will need to build coalitions and a party.
[font size="8"]Eminem Vs. New Zealand[/font]
We need some music here, can we get some music?
God damn it!
No!!!! I mean we need the right music for this entry! Come on!
Yeah thats more like it!! So this entry is about Eminem. Anyone remember the Vanilla Ice defense back in the 90s? It was when the surviving members of the legendary band Queen sued Vanilla Ice for using samples of their song Under Pressure. Well the suit ruled in favor of Vanilla Ice based on a few chords in the song and its been the butt of jokes in the music industry ever since. Well, in this day and age when anyone can put out an album without going the traditional routes, how do you stay original? Well, this is not one of those times. And its the Vanilla Ice defense all over again.
Eminem is far from feeling flattered that his hit song, Lose Yourself, was reportedly being used by New Zealands conservative National Party without his permission.
The Detroit-based music publishers for the 44-year-old American rapper are suing the National Party, alleging the soundtrack for a 2014 election campaign ad copied the artists acclaimed 2002 song. Titled Eminem Esque, the track has a beat thats familiar to the original.
The party previously said it purchased the track through an Australian-based supplier and doesnt believe it has infringed anyones copyright.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/05/01/eminem-kicks-off-legal-battle-against-new-zealands-national-party-over-lose-yourself-copyright.html
The Detroit-based music publishers for the 44-year-old American rapper are suing the National Party, alleging the soundtrack for a 2014 election campaign ad copied the artists acclaimed 2002 song. Titled Eminem Esque, the track has a beat thats familiar to the original.
The party previously said it purchased the track through an Australian-based supplier and doesnt believe it has infringed anyones copyright.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/05/01/eminem-kicks-off-legal-battle-against-new-zealands-national-party-over-lose-yourself-copyright.html
Now if you think were joking about this this is real. This shit happened. Lets take a look at the video:
And theres more to this. This really is the Vanilla Ice defense circa 2017.
Eminem has taken New Zealand's governing party to court over a music track it used for a campaign ad.
The US rapper says the song, used in the 2014 advert by the National Party, was an unlicensed version of Lose Yourself, one of his biggest hits.
But the party's lawyers argue it was not actually Lose Yourself, but a track called Eminem-esque which they bought from a stock music library.
The case began on Monday, with the two tracks played in court.
A lawyer for Eight Mile Style - a publishing group representing the artist - said Lose Yourself was "iconic" and "without doubt the jewel in the crown of Eminem's musical work".
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39768381
The US rapper says the song, used in the 2014 advert by the National Party, was an unlicensed version of Lose Yourself, one of his biggest hits.
But the party's lawyers argue it was not actually Lose Yourself, but a track called Eminem-esque which they bought from a stock music library.
The case began on Monday, with the two tracks played in court.
A lawyer for Eight Mile Style - a publishing group representing the artist - said Lose Yourself was "iconic" and "without doubt the jewel in the crown of Eminem's musical work".
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39768381
But the interesting thing is this case began 3 years ago and is just now festering. But the court footage that was obtained was certifiably insane. Lets roll tape first and then discuss.
US rapper Eminem is suing New Zealands National party for allegedly using his Lose Yourself song in a campaign ad to get the prime minister, John Key, re-elected.
The Ministry of Justice on Tuesday confirmed that proceedings were filed in the Wellington registry of the high court.
Eminems publishers also made a statement saying they were seeking damages for copyright infringement against the National party.
The Detroit-based copyright holders allege unauthorised use has been made of Eminems Grammy and Academy Award-winning song Lose Yourself in election campaign advertising run by the National party in the lead-up to the 2014 New Zealand general election.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/16/eminem-suing-new-zealands-national-party-for-allegedly-using-his-song
The Ministry of Justice on Tuesday confirmed that proceedings were filed in the Wellington registry of the high court.
Eminems publishers also made a statement saying they were seeking damages for copyright infringement against the National party.
The Detroit-based copyright holders allege unauthorised use has been made of Eminems Grammy and Academy Award-winning song Lose Yourself in election campaign advertising run by the National party in the lead-up to the 2014 New Zealand general election.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/16/eminem-suing-new-zealands-national-party-for-allegedly-using-his-song
By the way, I love that John Oliver had a field day this week on this whole trial:
[font size="8"]Stupidest State Contest Round 14: Flyover League Championship[/font]
16 states will enter, and only one state will be crowned the new Top 10 Conservative Idiots Stupidest State! If you need a reminder of the conferences, theres the Batshit Conference, the Fiscal Irresponsibility Conference, the Gun Nut Conference, and the Family Values Conference. Folks , the Final Four has been set! This is it folks! This is the penultimate round of our long running Stupidest State Contest! Yes, penultimate means next to last, dont you know? Its like the Granite State episode of Breaking Bad you know the final one is coming, and you wont know what it will bring! And then for the finale, were going to dive on a subject that all four states have in common that could be taken away from them as soon as next week sanctuary cities! But lets do a recap! Last week, Texas easily knocked off Kansas to advance to the finals. But who will be their opponent? Will it be the gun nuts in Montana, or will it be the racists and misogynists in Tennessee? Now what do you get when you combine reckless gun laws with reckless religious laws? You get one of the craziest things possible Doomsday Prepping! And we are going to do a deep dive on this subject and how it affects both states. Did you see that recent John Goodman Doomsday flick 10 Cloverfield Lane? Yeah its kind of like that. Alex Jones sells lots of shit aimed at the prepping faithful. The Prepping Faithful by the way, I saw them at the Troubadour last week, pretty awesome band! So who will challenge Texas for the crown? Will it be Montana or Tennessee? So lets get out our brackets, shall we?
[font size="6"]Round 14: Flyover League Championship: Montana Vs. Tennessee[/font]
[font size="4"]Montana [/font]
Got to love Frank Zappa. So the state of Montana is home to some of the worlds craziest Doomsday Preppers. Now you might be wondering, how did we draw this conclusion? Well, part of it stems from Montanas neighbors to the west - Idaho, who have been busy feeding the doomsday prepping frenzy, and frenzy is a word I hardly ever get to use. But what about doomsday prepping? Before we get into it, lets talk about what they were doing in Idaho. Theres a colony being setup in far rural Idaho, called The Citadel. Lets explain more:
ST. MARIES, Idaho A group of survivalists wants to build a giant walled fortress in the woods of the Idaho Panhandle, a medieval-style city where residents would be required to own weapons and stand ready to defend the compound if society collapses.
The proposal is called the Citadel and has created a buzz among folks in this remote logging town 70 miles southeast of Spokane, Wash. The project would more than double the population of Benewah County, home to 9,000 souls.
Locals have many questions, but organizers so far are pointing only to a website billing the Citadel as A Community of Liberty.
There is no leader, Christian Kerodin, a convicted felon who is a promoter of the project, wrote in a brief email to The Associated Press. There is a significant group of equals involved ... each bringing their own professional skills and life experiences to the group.
It is very much a `grass-roots endeavor, Kerodin wrote, declining to provide any additional details.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/05/the-citadel-idaho_n_2624629.html
The proposal is called the Citadel and has created a buzz among folks in this remote logging town 70 miles southeast of Spokane, Wash. The project would more than double the population of Benewah County, home to 9,000 souls.
Locals have many questions, but organizers so far are pointing only to a website billing the Citadel as A Community of Liberty.
There is no leader, Christian Kerodin, a convicted felon who is a promoter of the project, wrote in a brief email to The Associated Press. There is a significant group of equals involved ... each bringing their own professional skills and life experiences to the group.
It is very much a `grass-roots endeavor, Kerodin wrote, declining to provide any additional details.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/05/the-citadel-idaho_n_2624629.html
Yes be prepared. Because a bunch of armed, crazy lunatics living in the mountains with a truck load of guns practicing for combat thats never going to happen. Where have I heard that before? Anyone, does that ring a bell? OK. Now lets go back to Montana. So what do the nexus of batshit crazy gun laws and batshit crazy religious laws get you? Why they get you this.
Despite the remoteness of these homes, they're not backwoods shacks with sagging metal roofs. Some of her listings sell for more than $1 million if there's a lot of land and if water rights are included. The one with the helicopter pad is a spiffy, two-story log home with a wraparound porch. It has solar panels and inside, a backup generator, luxury bathrooms and a kitchen with granite countertops and stainless steel appliances.
"Just because you're off-grid or being sustainable doesn't mean you have to be looking like the old hick miner," she says, laughing, "with grass on your roof or whatever. You can do anything."
In the 1990s, the remote Montana mountains developed a reputation as an enclave for Y2K worriers, doomsday cults and the Unabomber. The state still gets made fun of a lot. Mondale is sensitive to this. One of her current listings was previously owned by one of those doomsday cults, but, she says, what's going on today is different. People want to be more self-sustaining, less dependent on the outside, grow their own food, that kind of thing.
"These are not crazy people," she says.
http://www.npr.org/2016/04/28/474673707/in-the-rural-northwest-a-growing-market-for-survivalist-homes
"Just because you're off-grid or being sustainable doesn't mean you have to be looking like the old hick miner," she says, laughing, "with grass on your roof or whatever. You can do anything."
In the 1990s, the remote Montana mountains developed a reputation as an enclave for Y2K worriers, doomsday cults and the Unabomber. The state still gets made fun of a lot. Mondale is sensitive to this. One of her current listings was previously owned by one of those doomsday cults, but, she says, what's going on today is different. People want to be more self-sustaining, less dependent on the outside, grow their own food, that kind of thing.
"These are not crazy people," she says.
http://www.npr.org/2016/04/28/474673707/in-the-rural-northwest-a-growing-market-for-survivalist-homes
http://beforeitsnews.com/contributor/upload/383214/images/z13(24).png
I like that one! Plus the clarifier These are not crazy people. Of course they are! Youre preparing for the apocalypse by living as remotely as possible! How is that not batshit fucking crazy? Well, Montana is home to Yaak Valley, where the idea of doomsday prepping has just been taken to some very weird and unusual extremes:
On the night after Thanksgiving, I wander into the Dirty Shame Saloon, in Yaak, Montana, with a few friends. A half-dozen people congregate around the pool table, not playing pool. Camo and hunters orange are on abundant display. A Confederate flag hangs behind the bar; shotguns are embedded in the counter.
Weve stopped here out of curiosity about the Yaak Valley, and the people, all 250 of them, who make it home. The valley is known, in its small way, for a few things: the writings of Rick Bass, a former petroleum geologist who has long and ferociously defended it; the haven it has provided to some of the Wests darker elements doomsday preppers, hermits and a few white supremacists and the World Famous Dirty Shame Saloon, with its reputation for rowdy drunkenness. The valley, wedged up against Canada, is a funnel for wildlife to travel south and then out across the West. In its dripping woods, species from the Pacific Northwest forests and the Rocky Mountains live side by side. Its a small valley, Bass, a Texas transplant, writes in The Book of Yaak: Everything is all crammed in on top of everything else. But only around the Dirty Shame do the human inhabitants live close enough together to put on any appearance of a town. Still, theyve left their mark in the form of the logging roads stitched across the valley, hemming in the grizzlies, the caribou, the wolves.
http://www.hcn.org/issues/49.4/the-yaak-valleys-dirty-shame
Weve stopped here out of curiosity about the Yaak Valley, and the people, all 250 of them, who make it home. The valley is known, in its small way, for a few things: the writings of Rick Bass, a former petroleum geologist who has long and ferociously defended it; the haven it has provided to some of the Wests darker elements doomsday preppers, hermits and a few white supremacists and the World Famous Dirty Shame Saloon, with its reputation for rowdy drunkenness. The valley, wedged up against Canada, is a funnel for wildlife to travel south and then out across the West. In its dripping woods, species from the Pacific Northwest forests and the Rocky Mountains live side by side. Its a small valley, Bass, a Texas transplant, writes in The Book of Yaak: Everything is all crammed in on top of everything else. But only around the Dirty Shame do the human inhabitants live close enough together to put on any appearance of a town. Still, theyve left their mark in the form of the logging roads stitched across the valley, hemming in the grizzlies, the caribou, the wolves.
http://www.hcn.org/issues/49.4/the-yaak-valleys-dirty-shame
So if youre keeping score at home Montana is home to white supremacists, hermits, doomsday preppers, extreme outdoor survivalists, and drunken rednecks. Just the exact toxic pool of people who were looking to draw from for this contest. But even Montanas most hardcore doomsday preppers you know the kind of people like you see in the flick 10 Cloverfield Lane are doubting their own movement even in the day and age of Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un threatening nuclear war:
Don and Jonna Bradway recently cashed out of the stock market and invested in gold and silver. They have stockpiled food and ammunition in the event of a total economic collapse or some other calamity commonly known around here as "The End of the World As We Know It" or "SHTF" - the day something hits the fan.
The Bradways fled California, a state they said is run by "leftists and non-Constitutionalists and anti-freedom people," and settled on several wooded acres of north Idaho five years ago. They live among like-minded conservative neighbors, host Monday night Bible study around their fire pit, hike in the mountains and fish from their boat. They melt lead to make their own bullets for sport shooting and hunting - or to defend themselves against marauders in a world-ending cataclysm.
"I'm not paranoid, I'm really not," said Bradway, 68, a cheerful Army veteran with a bushy handlebar mustache who favors Hawaiian shirts. "But we're prepared. Anybody who knows us knows that Don and Jonna are prepared if and when it hits the fan."
The Bradways are among the vanguard moving to an area of the Pacific Northwest known as the American Redoubt, a term coined in 2011 by survivalist author and blogger James Wesley, Rawles (the comma is deliberate) to describe a settlement of the God-fearing in a lightly populated territory that includes Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and the eastern parts of Washington and Oregon.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-american-redoubt-prepper-movement-20160827-story.html
The Bradways fled California, a state they said is run by "leftists and non-Constitutionalists and anti-freedom people," and settled on several wooded acres of north Idaho five years ago. They live among like-minded conservative neighbors, host Monday night Bible study around their fire pit, hike in the mountains and fish from their boat. They melt lead to make their own bullets for sport shooting and hunting - or to defend themselves against marauders in a world-ending cataclysm.
"I'm not paranoid, I'm really not," said Bradway, 68, a cheerful Army veteran with a bushy handlebar mustache who favors Hawaiian shirts. "But we're prepared. Anybody who knows us knows that Don and Jonna are prepared if and when it hits the fan."
The Bradways are among the vanguard moving to an area of the Pacific Northwest known as the American Redoubt, a term coined in 2011 by survivalist author and blogger James Wesley, Rawles (the comma is deliberate) to describe a settlement of the God-fearing in a lightly populated territory that includes Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and the eastern parts of Washington and Oregon.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-american-redoubt-prepper-movement-20160827-story.html
Im guessing that by something, they mean shit.
[font size="4"]Tennessee [/font]
Now lets explore the flip side of doomsday prepping apocalyptic preaching. Which Tennessee has in droves. Now I define this as did you see the movie Kingsman: The Secret Service? Theres a scene where theres a fight in the church where Samuel L Jacksons character Richmond Valentine triggers the whole church to kill each other. And that scene has a sermon from a preacher who is very similar to the Westboro Baptist Church. So we should go through this in more detail. But you know doomsday prepping isnt just a conservative only thing. Even the liberal preppers are getting in on it, and its becoming a huge market in Tennessee as companies are seeing the possibilities of selling off the grid properties:
Colin Waugh bought a shotgun four weeks before Novembers election.
An unapologetic liberal, he was no fan of firearms. He had never owned one before. But Waugh, a 31-year-old from Independence, Missouri, couldnt shake his fears of a Donald Trump presidency and all of the chaos it could bring. He imagined hate crimes and violence waged by extremists emboldened by the Republican nominees brash, divisive rhetoric. He pictured state-sanctioned roundups of Muslims, gays, and outspoken critics.
I kept asking myself, Do I want to live under tyranny?' said Waugh, who supported Bernie Sanders in the Democratic primary and later backed Hillary Clinton. The answer was absolutely not.
With Trump now days away from assuming the White House, Waughs preparing for the worst. Hes made bug-out bags stuffed with ammo, energy bars, and assorted survival gear for his wife and their three cats. Hes begun stowing water and browsing real estate listings in Gunnison County, Colorado, which hes determined to be a liberal safe-haven. Last month, Waugh added a 9mm handgun to his arsenal.
http://www.vocativ.com/390175/liberal-preppers-stock-up-on-guns-food/
An unapologetic liberal, he was no fan of firearms. He had never owned one before. But Waugh, a 31-year-old from Independence, Missouri, couldnt shake his fears of a Donald Trump presidency and all of the chaos it could bring. He imagined hate crimes and violence waged by extremists emboldened by the Republican nominees brash, divisive rhetoric. He pictured state-sanctioned roundups of Muslims, gays, and outspoken critics.
I kept asking myself, Do I want to live under tyranny?' said Waugh, who supported Bernie Sanders in the Democratic primary and later backed Hillary Clinton. The answer was absolutely not.
With Trump now days away from assuming the White House, Waughs preparing for the worst. Hes made bug-out bags stuffed with ammo, energy bars, and assorted survival gear for his wife and their three cats. Hes begun stowing water and browsing real estate listings in Gunnison County, Colorado, which hes determined to be a liberal safe-haven. Last month, Waugh added a 9mm handgun to his arsenal.
http://www.vocativ.com/390175/liberal-preppers-stock-up-on-guns-food/
And in fact theres a huge doomsday prepper market in rural eastern Tennessee. They call themselves The Mountain Preppers. And unlike Montana doomsday preppers Tennessees doomsday preppers have the added bonus of high altitudes.
(WBIR-Sevierville) A billion-dollar industry is finding some of its strongest support in East Tennessee.
Prepping for doomsday scenarios has become good business, including everything from emergency preparedness to self reliance.
The Mountain Prepper Home, Gun & Outdoor Expo is taking place this weekend at the Sevierville Convention Center. It's the largest prepper show east of the Mississippi River and, quite possibly, the largest in the nation.
"I don't mean to scare people because that's really not what this is about. These are not nutty people; these are people who are just preparing for the future," said Bill Vernon, one of the promoters for the Mountain Prepper Expo.
Dustin Corum with Corum Pump Service and Well Drilling in Knoxville noticed it's a growing industry. He sells a Simple Pump that is able to pump water from 325 feet below ground, without electricity.
"We've seen people drilling water wells just for this system right here to be able to have their own water source," Corum said.
http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/local/2014/05/18/doomsday-preppers-east-tn-industry/9249469/
Prepping for doomsday scenarios has become good business, including everything from emergency preparedness to self reliance.
The Mountain Prepper Home, Gun & Outdoor Expo is taking place this weekend at the Sevierville Convention Center. It's the largest prepper show east of the Mississippi River and, quite possibly, the largest in the nation.
"I don't mean to scare people because that's really not what this is about. These are not nutty people; these are people who are just preparing for the future," said Bill Vernon, one of the promoters for the Mountain Prepper Expo.
Dustin Corum with Corum Pump Service and Well Drilling in Knoxville noticed it's a growing industry. He sells a Simple Pump that is able to pump water from 325 feet below ground, without electricity.
"We've seen people drilling water wells just for this system right here to be able to have their own water source," Corum said.
http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/local/2014/05/18/doomsday-preppers-east-tn-industry/9249469/
Now getting back to what I was talking about earlier with apocalyptic preaching, thats the other side of the doomsday prepper coin. These are the people who make their living preaching about the apocalypse, which keeps the doomsday prepping industry in check. And Tennessee is home to some of the craziest preachers like this in the country.
Tennesseee has been a surprising home of new religious groups like Ruthven's, in part because of its culture of do-it-yourself religion. Believers are encouraged to interpret the Bible for themselves rather than relying on denominational doctrines.
The Bible Belt has a history of charismatic preachers who have been accused of leading their flocks astray with unorthodox beliefs.
Among them: the late Wayne Jolley, a prosperity gospel preacher with a history of abuse and ties to the Christian music business; Gwen Shamblin, the controversial founder of The Remnant, known for her weight-loss advice and unorthodox beliefs; and Tony Alamo, a glitzy former evangelist who once had a church on Nashvilles Music Row and is now jailed for child abuse.
Tennessee is also the home base of Twelve Tribes, an end-times communal sect known for its Yellow Deli chain of restaurants, which are run by group members. Another of the groups restaurants, the Blue Blinds Bakery in Plymouth, Mass., recently made headlines after an ex-employee took over its Facebook page and accused the Twelve Tribes of being a cult that preaches racism and corporal punishment. Twelve Tribes leaders deny the claims.
http://www.nashvillescene.com/news/cover-story/article/20832925/cult-classics
The Bible Belt has a history of charismatic preachers who have been accused of leading their flocks astray with unorthodox beliefs.
Among them: the late Wayne Jolley, a prosperity gospel preacher with a history of abuse and ties to the Christian music business; Gwen Shamblin, the controversial founder of The Remnant, known for her weight-loss advice and unorthodox beliefs; and Tony Alamo, a glitzy former evangelist who once had a church on Nashvilles Music Row and is now jailed for child abuse.
Tennessee is also the home base of Twelve Tribes, an end-times communal sect known for its Yellow Deli chain of restaurants, which are run by group members. Another of the groups restaurants, the Blue Blinds Bakery in Plymouth, Mass., recently made headlines after an ex-employee took over its Facebook page and accused the Twelve Tribes of being a cult that preaches racism and corporal punishment. Twelve Tribes leaders deny the claims.
http://www.nashvillescene.com/news/cover-story/article/20832925/cult-classics
By the way, what is it with creepy psychopaths and the song Hey Venus? We saw that in Dexter with John Lithgows character and he was obsessed with that song. So even the billionaires of this world want some of that sweet, sweet doomsday prepping action. And its not just limited to Tennesee! Mountain prepping is a thing thats becoming bank for Americas billionaires.
With Donald Trumps election and the rising perils of war, climate upheaval, accelerating inequality, and civil unrest, some of the richest people in the United States are making escape plans.
In a recent New Yorker article, Doomsday Prep for the Super Rich, Evan Osnos writes that even financiers who supported Trump for president have been unnerved at the ways his insurgent campaign seems to have hastened a collapse of respect for established institutions.
Osnos recently visited survivalist condos being built in former missile silos in Kansas and interviewed Silicon Valley billionaires and centimillionaires who are hedging against future social breakdown by investing in bug out escape homes in remote corners of the world.
This idea of privatized survival is extremely limited. In the face of growing inequalities and ecological crisis, the wealthy will not be able to build a wall high enough or a silo deep enough.
http://www.yesmagazine.org/new-economy/to-billionaire-doomsday-preppers-your-wealth-wont-save-you-20170221
In a recent New Yorker article, Doomsday Prep for the Super Rich, Evan Osnos writes that even financiers who supported Trump for president have been unnerved at the ways his insurgent campaign seems to have hastened a collapse of respect for established institutions.
Osnos recently visited survivalist condos being built in former missile silos in Kansas and interviewed Silicon Valley billionaires and centimillionaires who are hedging against future social breakdown by investing in bug out escape homes in remote corners of the world.
This idea of privatized survival is extremely limited. In the face of growing inequalities and ecological crisis, the wealthy will not be able to build a wall high enough or a silo deep enough.
http://www.yesmagazine.org/new-economy/to-billionaire-doomsday-preppers-your-wealth-wont-save-you-20170221
And by the way in case youre wondering whether or not you should build that bunker, regardless of what state you live in, heres some good advice.
If you're expecting the apocalypse should your candidate not win on Tuesday, maybe a fully stocked, underground bunker is moving higher on your list of must-haves.
A Google search of the word "prepper" brings up more than 6 million hits. Websites of all persuasion are ready to share information and products tailored to surviving whatever personal apocalypse the reader has in mind. Survival bunkers are big with most of those sites.
Underground
Various prepper websites place the cost of an underground, 2,500-square-foot, reinforced concrete bunker at $30,000 for a basic shell to $60,000 for a similarly sized shelter with amenities like mechanical ventilation, bathroom, kitchen and multiple rooms. Some luxury bunkers have been priced at millions of dollars.
Concealment underground, for both its protection from blasts up to and including nuclear devices and concealment from ravaging hordes above, is a primary concern on many prepper survival websites. Having 8 to 10 feet of earth over the bunker seems to be the average recommendation.
http://www.pennlive.com/wildaboutpa/2016/11/planning_to_crawl_under_a_rock.html
A Google search of the word "prepper" brings up more than 6 million hits. Websites of all persuasion are ready to share information and products tailored to surviving whatever personal apocalypse the reader has in mind. Survival bunkers are big with most of those sites.
Underground
Various prepper websites place the cost of an underground, 2,500-square-foot, reinforced concrete bunker at $30,000 for a basic shell to $60,000 for a similarly sized shelter with amenities like mechanical ventilation, bathroom, kitchen and multiple rooms. Some luxury bunkers have been priced at millions of dollars.
Concealment underground, for both its protection from blasts up to and including nuclear devices and concealment from ravaging hordes above, is a primary concern on many prepper survival websites. Having 8 to 10 feet of earth over the bunker seems to be the average recommendation.
http://www.pennlive.com/wildaboutpa/2016/11/planning_to_crawl_under_a_rock.html
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Top 10 Conservative Idiots #2-23: Aint No Party Like A GOP Party Edition (Original Post)
Initech
May 2017
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underpants
(182,750 posts)1. The clustertrump needs to lawyer up
niyad
(113,245 posts)2. you have my deepest admiration (and sympathy) for wading in the sewer that is the cons,
each and every week to present us with this list (and how do you narrow it down to 10???)
May I offer you some refreshment? the delousing chamber is available.
Initech
(100,061 posts)3. That's why it's so long every week!
Impossible to narrow it down to 10!
And that's also part of why I did the Stupidest State contest - I want to talk about stuff that isn't related to Trump.