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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhen Trump writes his memoirs, what will be the title of the his book?
The Circus of the Orange Clown?
Give your thoughts?
sharedvalues
(6,916 posts)The first line will be
"I am writing to complain about last week's Salisbury steak. Also, the prison yard has no golf clubs."
murielm99
(30,730 posts)Can Ivanka bring me some on her next visit? What do you mean she is in the women's prison across the state? Sad.
sharedvalues
(6,916 posts)Exactly
PsychoBabble
(837 posts)"How I persevered to write my Executive Orders from jail ... and you can too!"
unblock
(52,183 posts)shraby
(21,946 posts)hibbing
(10,095 posts)Docreed2003
(16,858 posts)SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)How could it be anything else?
Elwood P Dowd
(11,443 posts)Snort
sharedvalues
(6,916 posts)Cheeto would probably use that title and never realize the connection.
duncang
(1,907 posts)How great a Prez. Trump was!!! They even fitted me with this special jacket.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,661 posts)Chapter I: I Hired The Best People Who Are All Stupid And Unfair
Chapter II: The Most Important World Leaders Come to Mar-A-Lago And They Are Very, Very Impressed
Chapter III: Why I Fired The Unfairly Tall FBI Director Whose Hands Are Not Bigger Than Mine
Chapter IV: I Never Had Any Business Deals With Russia And The People Who Said So Are Unfair And Sad
Chapter V: Vladimir Putin Has Never Been Unfair About The Deals I Did Not Have With Russia
Chapter VI: An Unfair So-Called Investigation Said My Campaign Colluded With The Russians Which Is Unfair and Sad Because I Won The Election By The Biggest Margin Ever And They Didn't Help Much At All
Chapter VII: The Unfair Liberal So-Called Congress Said I Should Be Impeached But They Are Stupid And Sad So I Decided To Not Be President And It Was All My Decision.
dalton99a
(81,432 posts)furtheradu
(1,865 posts)& it takes some doin to make me cuss in front of God & ever'body!!
mahina
(17,640 posts)uponit7771
(90,335 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)mzteaze
(448 posts)Tweets from Prison
Why Didn't I Get Sent to a Nicer Prison?
Bigly Tales from the Big House
spiderpig
(10,419 posts)It will have to debut on audio since we know he doesn't read.
BainsBane
(53,027 posts)Jeroen
(1,061 posts)mahina
(17,640 posts)This is not a post about prison rape. This is about a man who is going to prison from the white house. I don't appreciate it when people minimize the crisis of prison rape and want to make sure nobody thinks that's my point.
Also, I try not to swear. Still.
McCamy Taylor
(19,240 posts)eShirl
(18,490 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Cha
(297,106 posts)global1
(25,240 posts)moonscape
(4,673 posts)50 Shades Of Blue
(9,967 posts)orleans
(34,045 posts)pressbox69
(2,252 posts)* They Can't Kick Me Out Of The WWE Wrestling Hall Of Fame.
greymattermom
(5,754 posts)It's a bigly book. With lots of bigly words in it.
forgotmylogin
(7,524 posts)oasis
(49,370 posts)neeksgeek
(1,214 posts)But yours is better.
oasis
(49,370 posts)alwaysinflux
(149 posts)Thread closed. 😂
C_U_L8R
(44,997 posts)snort
(2,334 posts)A conjugal tale.
JI7
(89,244 posts)redwitch
(14,944 posts)ucrdem
(15,512 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,182 posts).
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Tanuki
(14,918 posts)All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.....
Donkees
(31,367 posts)DFW
(54,330 posts)As I Lay Lying
All The Presidents Spin
The World According to Grope
Crime Not Punishment
To Mock a Killingbird
Don Biscotte
Great Exasperations
Donald Flopperfield
The Call of the Child
ucrdem
(15,512 posts)Sometimes a Great Portion
Purrfessor
(1,188 posts)Being the Most Powerful Man in the World to the Most Bent Over Man in the World