republicans propose Massive Trump Monument for DC

[Achilleaze]

SNARKSTER NEWS -republicans have proposed bulldozing the Lincoln Memorial and draining the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool on America's national mall (what they refer to as "the swamp&quot .

According to the recently appointed Republican Family Values Czar, the destruction and clearing of these "fugly, pointy-headed lib-socialist inspired monuments" would make a yuuge amount of space available for an "appropriate" monument to honor their beloved republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief, Comrade Casino.

[RockCreek]

1. With a fountain spewing yellow water?

[appleannie1943]

4. Of course

[eShirl]

2. Message deleted by DU the Administrators

[luvMIdog]

3. I don't think DC needs a statue of a giant dickhead

[linnknee]

5. Don't leave out

Ivanka on his lap lookiing up with admiration to her dad, Melania naked next to him and the two nitwit brothers sittng at his feet waiting for their next command.

[Achilleaze]

6. KGOP envisions Biglyness for their beloved Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[TheBlackAdder]

10. It needs graduated ruler marks, indicating 2.25 Inches total length. Also, a "Not to scale" advisory

[WinkyDink]

7. Really? I figured it would look more like this:

[Achilleaze]

9. Nah. That would clash. Realism & republicanism do not mesh

But then again, everyone's a critic, so take my artistic opinion for what it's worth. Americans being who they are, I'm sure your inspired architectural submission will receive an overwhelming measure of popular approval.

[TheBlackAdder]

8. Some people might confuse a giant phallus with the Washington Monument or find it objectionable.