OH Sweet Jesus..... lying his ass off

[jodymarie aimee]

man oh man, you can't make this stuff off. Bad Comey. Bad Comey. Me good. Me real good. Sweaty and freaked out, but good. Much more successful Trump campaign, much more successful than Clinton campaign. Obamacare dead, gone, fallacy...

[Phentex]

1. he said Comey gave a bad performance

Would anyone else ever use that word to describe giving statements?

[Kingofalldems]

2. "Even my enemies say there was no collusion."

Total freaking lie.

[TeamPooka]

4. "Everybody knows..." "As you know..." Word tools from a liars workbench.

[Corgigal]

5. Well, I'm sure

Somewhere Russia said, no of course not.

[Warpy]

3. On the other hand,

the SNL writers will have an easy job this week.

[Laffy Kat]

9. They can use it verbatim, actually.

They did that once on a parody of a Larry King show, just used the original transcript. It was a show about gender transitioning and King was so clueless the skit wrote itself.

[Warpy]

10. They did it with Palin, also

Satire is largely dead, I know, but I still think there is room for a little fun here and there.

[Laffy Kat]

11. Yes, true! nt

[NastyRiffraff]

14. They've had an easy job since this clown occupied the WH

(I refuse to call him president)

The hardest part of their jobs is deciding what to use, given time constraints of the show. There's just so much material.

[L. Coyote]

6. Creating Mass Delusion: Trump is being attacked and marginalized by "anti-Christ" media .....

Franklin Graham: 'Trump Will Stay President Until God's Vision Is Complete' May 17, 2017 by Will Maule

Evangelist Franklin Graham has asserted his belief that Trump will remain in power until God's purposes have been accomplished in the United States. Graham was giving an interview on how Christianity is being attacked and marginalized by "anti-Christ" media ......... “He did everything wrong, offended almost every people group, but I believe he won because of God,” Graham said of the President. “He wanted him in that position and (Trump’s) going to stay in that position until (God’s) vision is complete.”

[Bernardo de La Paz]

12. Graham may find that his "god" is near-sighted. . . . nt

[L. Coyote]

16. LOL

[barbtries]

7. did trump give a press conference today?

or are these more tweets, ... ??

i'm working, thank you

[jodymarie aimee]

8. presser

as he was hosting bigwig guy from another sane country..

[FSogol]

13. Anyone wanna guess his blood pressure?

[eleny]

15. Did he say anything about Melania wearing a cloth coat?

Or maybe his mom, at least?