New scandal daily
Fat little fingers tweeting
He shames our country
Pence knew about it.
Or he's too stupid to be
President at all.
Peaches are orange.
An orange man should be impeached.
Somehow it makes sense.
The fat orange daddy
Is creepy with his plastic
Daughter. How disgusting.
Sean was a bunny.
Now he's the Cheeto's liar.
Less shame in the ears.
Flynn said "lock her up."
But thanks to Flynn and his crimes,
Might be "lock him up."
Putin pulls the strings.
A fat orange puppet dances.
Holy shit, we're screwed.
Betsy DeVos is
Unimaginably bad.
Education's doomed.
Trump somehow picked out
The worst Cabinet in our
National history.
We're sending a fleet.
A big, bad, beautiful fleet.
Wait, where are they now?
Cruise missiles went BOOM!
But it was only hours
Before planes took off.
Classified info
Leaked straight to the Russians in
The Oval Office
Investigation?
By the FBI's Comey?
Hell no! He's fired!
Kellyanne Conway
Is lying. How do we know?
Her mouth is open.
Sarah Huckabee
Claims she's Christian. Has she heard,
"Thou shalt not lie"?
All of this trouble.
And yet dumbasses think of
Hillary's server.
Roger Ailes is dead.
We should handle it with class.
Naah, fuck it, hooray!!!
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