ISIS surrenders after being called losers by Trump

[edhopper]

Because of the strong name calling by President Trump,
ISIS, unable to deal with being called losers, gives up on their Jihad and lays down their arms.
They agree to carry out no more attacks on the West for fear that Trump will call them "SAD" in a tweet.

[Ilsa]

1. I heard they were crying and ran out of kleenex. nt

[LSFL]

2. HA! nt

[SFnomad]

3. I'm glad this worked, because if it didn't I'd be afraid of what tRump might call them next ...

Maybe "poopie-heads"?

[dalton99a]

4. Maybe choke artists

They're shaking in fear

[ProudLib72]

5. Thank you for not including the link to Faux Nooze. nt

[Sugar Smack]

6. OMG!!

[Leghorn21]

7. Thank you, Ed! Needed a chuckle here!! - eom

[emulatorloo]

8. Yeah, what ever happened to Trump's 30 day secret plan to defeat ISIS?

Is this it?

[Progressive dog]

9. Nicely done nt

[Alice11111]

10. It also avoids the "Radical Islamic Terrorist," conundrum.

He blasted Obama and Hillary for not calling them that.
Now, he doesn't want to call them that when he is doing the Saudi sword dance. This gives him an out! "From now on, I will call them 'losers'."

There is a reason he bombastically connived his way to being President, in addition to cheating, lying, the Russians, Comey....

[Greybnk48]

11. made me laugh! n/t

[greytdemocrat]

12. If only it were so simple.

[democratisphere]

13. The war of word conquers all.

[rickford66]

14. They surrendered like dogs.