Breaking[Template]: Trump [Administration Member] is under investigation for [Crime]

[marylandblue]

The (News Outlet) has learned from (number) sources that (Title) (name) is under investigation for (Crime). (Name) has retained (Bad Lawyer) to represent him. (Name) will meet with Robert Mueller next (Time Frame). At (Time) Donald Trump tweeted (Accusation) against (Enemy) for not doing (Something about Someone Else) which he said was (Adjective). Trump then threatened to fire (Name). (Republican Congressmember)(Name) expressed concern and said the (Committee Name) would investigate after (Trump Administration Member) said (Lie).


Since we have so much breaking news about investigations these days, I thought I'd help you all save time by giving you this handy template to report the news faster. Hope it helps. Feel free to modify my template as you wish.

[Leghorn21]

1. Brilliant, blue!! Think of the vast quantities of time you are saving with this genius

template!! An exhausted America turns its eyes to to you and says, THANK YOU!!

[cojoel]

2. I knew it must be true!

Sooner or later it had to come out.

[Amaryllis]

3. TRump's adjectives are limited to several...you probably could narrow that category down to

about three. Unfair, sad...