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Dulcinea

(6,616 posts) Mon Jul 3, 2017, 08:02 AM Jul 2017

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Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A Jacksonville man accidentally shot himself in the penis early Friday morning when he sat on a gun in the driver's seat of his car, police said.

Cedrick Jelks, 38, was taken to Memorial Hospital by 25-year-old Shanekia Roberts, who told police that Jelks was sitting in his Nissan Altima by himself and came into their home on Freedom Crossing Trail in a panic and ran straight to the bathroom.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say

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Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say (Original Post) Dulcinea Jul 2017 OP

LOL Hieronymus Jul 2017 #1

his virtual penis bigtree Jul 2017 #2

OMG! LOL! NurseJackie Jul 2017 #3

Darwinism BSdetect Jul 2017 #4

NRA poster person! NRaleighLiberal Jul 2017 #5

Who sits on a gun? MoonRiver Jul 2017 #6

Million to one shot, doc! Million to one Bantamfancier Jul 2017 #7

Convicted felon. Throck Jul 2017 #8

does this mean he has to buy a bigger gun now? LOL nt Javaman Jul 2017 #9

...took a lot of balls... Ellipsis Jul 2017 #10

Florida man MiniMe Jul 2017 #11

What a dick head! left-of-center2012 Jul 2017 #12

Florida Man is never disappointing RockaFowler Jul 2017 #13

Cedrick now has a new nickname. lpbk2713 Jul 2017 #14

Now he'll PERMANENTLY be going off half-cocked. 11 Bravo Jul 2017 #15

No dimwit. It's STAND your ground, not SIT your ground! yellowcanine Jul 2017 #16

Hieronymus

(6,039 posts)

1. LOL

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 08:04 AM

Jul 2017

bigtree

(85,986 posts)

2. his virtual penis

Reply to Dulcinea (Original post)

Mon Jul 3, 2017, 08:05 AM

Jul 2017

...attacked his real one.

NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)

3. OMG! LOL!

Reply to bigtree (Reply #2)

Mon Jul 3, 2017, 08:10 AM

Jul 2017

BSdetect

(8,998 posts)

4. Darwinism

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 08:36 AM

Jul 2017

NRaleighLiberal

(60,013 posts)

5. NRA poster person!

Reply to Dulcinea (Original post)

Mon Jul 3, 2017, 08:38 AM

Jul 2017

MoonRiver

(36,926 posts)

6. Who sits on a gun?

Reply to Dulcinea (Original post)

Mon Jul 3, 2017, 08:39 AM

Jul 2017

Nevermind...

Bantamfancier

(366 posts)

7. Million to one shot, doc! Million to one

Reply to Dulcinea (Original post)

Mon Jul 3, 2017, 09:20 AM

Jul 2017

Thanks Jerry.

Throck

(2,520 posts)

8. Convicted felon.

Reply to Dulcinea (Original post)

Mon Jul 3, 2017, 09:28 AM

Jul 2017

I'm seeing a pattern.

Javaman

(62,510 posts)

9. does this mean he has to buy a bigger gun now? LOL nt

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 09:28 AM

Jul 2017

Ellipsis

(9,124 posts)

10. ...took a lot of balls...

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 09:56 AM

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MiniMe

(21,714 posts)

11. Florida man

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 10:48 AM

Jul 2017

How is Florida man still alive?

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

12. What a dick head!

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 11:07 AM

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RockaFowler

(7,429 posts)

13. Florida Man is never disappointing

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 11:09 AM

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lpbk2713

(42,751 posts)

14. Cedrick now has a new nickname.

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 11:19 AM

Jul 2017

Shorty.

11 Bravo

(23,926 posts)

15. Now he'll PERMANENTLY be going off half-cocked.

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 01:10 PM

Jul 2017

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)

16. No dimwit. It's STAND your ground, not SIT your ground!

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Mon Jul 3, 2017, 01:14 PM

Jul 2017

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