"You'll like it. We promise." . . . Please come CAPTION Vladimir Putins!!!

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Vladimir Putin with the snowball hat said: "It's time to show us you trust us."

Vladimir Putin in the red-striped cap then said: "Besides, it's a Russian special winter treat. We don't tell just anybody."

Vladimir Putin in the earmuffs then said: "That's right, try it. Good isn't it? . . . . Only in Moscow can dogs p*ss that high."

Vladimir Putin in the beret just finished saying: "Why not stick around for a bit, dumb*ss?"

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1. Donald Trump is saying:

"This is great, guys, really! . . . It's like we're pals hanging out and stuff. . . . Next, I'll go look for that sky-hook you were asking about."