Ivanka & Melania Are Not Happy With Where Angela Merkel Is Forcing Them To Go

[rocktivity]

LeftOverRights.com: German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s husband...a professor of physical and theoretical chemistry...came up with a great idea to keep the families of the G20 leaders busy while the world’s most powerful nations have their summit...Joachim Sauer...is having all the G20 leader’s spouses and close family take a tour of the German Climate Computing Center...

The...Center uses supercomputers to model climate change and map its effects on regions all over the world, all stuff President Trump wouldn’t understand, so perhaps it is better his wife and child go instead. The center is right near the building where the G20 summit is taking place, and has been operating since 1987...

Trump said he wanted to renegotiate the Paris climate agreement, “on terms that are fair to the United States.” But Merkel responded by saying, “We...firmly believe that the Paris agreement cannot be renegotiated, since it is a vital instrument for our planet, societies and economies” in a joint statement with the leaders of France and Italy...

Sauer wants them all to...essentially get a lesson on how Germany helps lead the world in climate change research. This was a highly clever way for Merkel to attack Trump on climate change, because if Ivanka and Melania refused to take the tour, it would be quite diplomatically rude...

What's German for "BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!"


rocktivity

[Historic NY]

1. Scheisse !!!

[lindysalsagal]

2. Sehr gut!

[lunasun]

3. Perfecto! Yeah I know that's not German ... But it is quite a perfect slam

[Hoyt]

4. What is "fair to America?" We pretty much were the world's biggest polluter for a century +.

Not sure we need to whine, Donald.

[oberliner]

5. G20 protestors prevented this from happening

Melania Trump’s Climate Center Tour at G-20 Foiled by Protests

Melania Trump was unable to attend a tour of a German climate research center during the Group of 20 summit when protests prevented the U.S. first lady from leaving her residence in Hamburg.

Chancellor Angela Merkel’s husband Joachim Sauer, a professor of physical and theoretical chemistry, had planned to host other G-20 leaders’ spouses for a tour of the German Climate Computing Center on Friday. The plan fell apart when demonstrators disrupted the start of the summit and the German G-20 hosts said the visit was canceled.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-06/merkel-s-man-shows-trump-s-women-climate-change-president-denies

[SergeStorms]

10. Probably for the better......

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I mean, who would sit in Der Gropenfuhrer's chair if he had to leave for another meeting, or to relieve himself? At 71 years old Der Gropenfuhrer's prostate has to be the size of a canned ham. Ivanka is the ONLY PERSON who can fill his chair in his absence!

[DFW]

14. That has to be one of the more classic typos ever seen on DU n/t

[SergeStorms]

17. Typo?

Is there a typo in there somewhere? Oh well.

[DFW]

18. Look up the difference

Between "Prostrate" and "Prostate"

[SergeStorms]

19. Ahhhhh...

OK, I didn't even check that. Typing too fast.....Thanks.

[DFW]

21. Like I said--it had to be a typo

People here usually don't deliberately post in Republicanese

[SergeStorms]

22. And.......

spellcheck wouldn't have given me any indication of THAT faux pas. I guess I rely on technology too much, but who doesn't these days? Anyway, nice catch! I rarely make mistakes like THAT! A Trump supporter would never have caught that, so you PASSED THE TEST! A round of drinks for everyone!

[Brother Buzz]

6. Schadenfreude?

enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others

[Volaris]

7. Shit like this should happen everywhere he goes.

He shouldn't be comfortable leaving the white house. Force him to stay there and make him lose the rest of his mind.

[BigmanPigman]

9. I like that idea...turn it into a mental hospital for the lunatic in chief.

[bobGandolf]

8. Perfect, absolutely perfect! nt

[LeftishBrit]

11. Schadenfreude, I suppose

[malaise]

12. Delish

Rec

[spanone]

13. we won the 'dumbest president' award at the G20

[Achilleaze]

15. why do republicans hate clean technology?

republicans are pissing away America's future as a world leader.

[WhiteTara]

16. make that past tense. nt

[FSogol]

20. One world leader is playing chess, the other didn't remember to make hotel reservations.