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stopbush

(24,396 posts) Sun Jul 9, 2017, 01:29 AM Jul 2017

If Team tRump was a baseball team...

their batters would strike out 99% of the time, their pitchers would be losers with an ERA around 15, they would have no bullpen, every position player would be error prone, the umpires would be crying foul at every turn...and the guy running things would be talking about how beautiful his team was going to be in the very, very bestest World Series ever, and how they would win by the greatest margin...ever!

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If Team tRump was a baseball team... (Original Post) stopbush Jul 2017 OP

And they wouldn't sell hot dogs in the stands True Dough Jul 2017 #1

The owner's son-in-law would umpire from the concession stand, the owner's daughter struggle4progress Jul 2017 #2

Perfect! Rhiannon12866 Jul 2017 #3

Might look Something like This (LANGUAGE WARNING) Doug the Dem Jul 2017 #4

AND it would be a pee wee team! flor-de-jasmim Jul 2017 #5

True Dough

(17,302 posts)

1. And they wouldn't sell hot dogs in the stands

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sun Jul 9, 2017, 02:09 AM

Jul 2017

because there'd be so many wieners on the field!

struggle4progress

(118,280 posts)

2. The owner's son-in-law would umpire from the concession stand, the owner's daughter

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sun Jul 9, 2017, 02:48 AM

Jul 2017

would manage the team while explaining to the press that she really had no interest in baseball, and from time to time the owner would drive his Zamboni across the field during a game