"I firmly pressed the dog, twice, on who got into the trash..."

[bigtree]

twitter.com/GirlsBurnTrump/status/884573772904374275

[thesquanderer]

1. Except, I'd forgive the dog. ;-) (nt)

[rock]

2. I would have pressed him a third time

You know, to be sure.

[Stuart G]

3. Yes, forgive....because dogs are nicer than most people..in fact

some are the nicest people I have ever met......

[JoeStuckInOH]

4. Perhaps talk to the dog and come up plans on how to prevent trash tampering in the future. nt

[bigtree]

6. lol

...nice.

[IronLionZion]

5. I'd impeach the dog and remove his access to the trash

and put him in a place where he can't do much damage and see if it happens again. Or something like that.

[mainstreetonce]

7. It was an honor to meet that dog.

I will work with him to solve the problem. He will be in charge of keeping the garbage safe.

[LakeArenal]

8. Your mother is quite a problem.

Is her name Hillary? I actually blame Obama for the trash problem.

[Towlie]

9. He won't get away with it, he was caught on camera.