"Oh, excuse me." "Ugh. Pardon me, please." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump, Jr.!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("And what were you doing in the closet with my nanny?&quot Trump, Jr. is saying: "I realize you're right, Dad. Families ARE the top priority, at least right after making a fortune. . . . And families are made of love and memories. . . . Like remember that time I saw you dragging Mom down the stairs by the hair, and I said I never saw any such thing? . . . Or about the time Mom was yelling 'Rape!' in the bedroom and I told everyone she was slept soundly all that night after taking her medication? . . . Remember? . . . You were sure right about families, Dad."


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Above CAPTION based on the kettle of boiling water Donald Trump, Jr. is currently (7.11.17) trying to swim through in after revelations of his collusion meeting with a lawyer with close ties to the Kremlin, as well as unsubstantiated rumors.

[FM123]

1. What do you mean you're changing my name

from Donald Jr. to Alfred E. Neuman Trump???

[skip fox]

2. D.T., J. is saying

"Just one last question, then. . . Does saying I'm dead to you mean my trust fund is out of the picture?"

[grantcart]

3. "Fredo I know it was you". "Well yeah dad i just released the emails".