Don Jr: BREAKING NEWS

[JawJaw]

In other news, CCTV footage emerges of Trump Jr breaking into Tiffany & Co on 5th Avenue and running off with $20million worth of diamond jewelry in a bag.


Trump Jr:
"Oh, that? I wasn't stealing that stuff! That's ridiculous. I just borrowed it for a few days/weeks/months to show my wife before deciding whether to pay for it or not"

Hannity:
"Yes, that version of events sounds perfectly reasonable. Why are the Democrats making such a fuss?"

Baggers:
"Yes, that version of events sounds perfectly reasonable. Why are the Democrats making such a fuss?
And remember those times when Obama and Hillary broke into Tiffanys and stole $20million worth of stuff, too? Damn fake-stream-media won't report THAT will they?"

[unblock]

1. I was very disappointed with the police for showing up

And arrresting me. I would have happily stolen the diamonds but as they took me away, I didn't actually steal anything, so what's the problem?

[JawJaw]

2. And..and....

I just want to make it clear that Dad had NO knowledge of the heist.

Yes, I spread out all the diamonds on the gold dining table at Trump Towers and we all played tic-tac-toe with them, for an hour,

but NO, Dad was playing with his phone at the time and was COMPLETELY unaware of what was going on.

This whole thing is just a witch hunt!

[Demsrule86]

3. Or ...Did you see my suit? Do you think a guy wearing a suit that cost this much needs to steal

jewelry? Why I could buy the entire store...just ask my 'house cat'.