Caption Needed: Trump seen bowing in prayer during Oval Office session

[ksoze]

[PJMcK]

1. Where did I drop my comb? (n/t)

[MFM008]

2. And his rug

Has dandruff.....

[C_U_L8R]

3. All the prayer money can buy

[NewJeffCT]

4. Are we sure he's bowing in prayer

or bowing before an unpictured Putin?

[stopbush]

5. Fake god!

BTW - what's with closing the eyes during prayer? Does that make the fake gods more real, or does it give ministers a better shot at lifting your wallet...or both?!

[NCTraveler]

12. I do it whenever I'm with a group praying.

For one, it stops the possibility of me childishly getting the giggles. I can't help it. Some people make the strangest faces when they pray. Second, I concentrate on what I'm doing. I'm not religious. Doesn't matter to me. I ask for strength to be there for those in need to the best of my ability.

[stopbush]

21. I never allow myself to be in a group of self-absorbed naval gazers

mumbling to themselves while shuffling their feet. For one, I can't take the elitism that girds all religious belief. Secondly, I refuse to enable such conceits. And third, life is too short to waste on such childish nonsense.

[NCTraveler]

26. I find something to be selfish, nonsensical and childish.

Then again, it often goes hand in hand with absolutists.

[ksoze]

6. "All hands on dick"

[50 Shades Of Blue]

9. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[no_hypocrisy]

7. Trump is a well-known germaphobe. This must have been killing him!

[Solly Mack]

8. Holey hands fail to contain runaway lice from Trump's hair.

[Old Terp]

10. An exorcism?

[NCTraveler]

11. "Folks.... We've exhausted all other options. Gather around." Nt

[GallopingGhost]

13. "These group bowel movements

are such a strain!"

[GallopingGhost]

14. "And God snorts in derision." n/t

[klook]

15. "First, the laying on of hands,

then the anointing with oil money."

[onethatcares]

16. we sincerely pray

that the good citizens will not see through the lies this guy tells. Amen

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

17. you'll never find my phone and get the hell out of here.

[HipChick]

18. Getting the devil out of him?

[GallopingGhost]

19. "Did anyone check to see

if we even have the Hokey-Pokey soundtrack??"

[Johonny]

20. When no contact with the Russians turns into a little light petting with the Russians

[lunasun]

22. Does that guy have the letter A on him for adultry or assholism ??

[Buns_of_Fire]

36. It means that "Meeting Donald Rump" is only an "A" ticket attraction.

While Mr. Toad rated a "C" ticket. Think about it.

[Trust Buster]

23. Hey, this kneeling stuff is a better position to grab a woman by the...........

[canetoad]

24. A 'hands-on' demonstration

Of the latest Republican health care plan.

[SharonClark]

25. Miserable Wankers Tipping Trump

[GeorgeGist]

27. Jeesus, your shit stinks.

[lib-ruhl]

28. I thought his round-table

worship session was embarrassing. But this is getting ridiculous!

[imanamerican63]

29. What is there to say????/

Lord help us all!

[Alice11111]

30. ...& Nixon asked Kissinger to knell w him & pray

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

33. Oh, good catch! I'd totally forgotten that about Tricky Dick.

Bunch of crooks and liars, especially the current bunch of phonies.

[Alice11111]

34. ...when he knew, the end is niegh.

[enid602]

31. Star

When you're a star, you can do anything.

[Tanuki]

32. Worshipping the golden calf

Exodus 32: 7-10

The Lord said to Moses, “Go down at once! Your people, whom you brought up out of the land of Egypt, have acted perversely; 8 they have been quick to turn aside from the way that I commanded them; they have cast for themselves an image of a calf, and have worshiped it and sacrificed to it, and said, ‘These are your gods, O Israel, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt!’” 9 The Lord said to Moses, “I have seen this people, how stiff-necked they are. 10 Now let me alone, so that my wrath may burn hot against them and I may consume them; and of you I will make a great nation.”

[Bengus81]

35. Please God,don't let anyone file articles of Impeachment against me....

TOO FUCKING LATE DONNIE!!

[JHB]

37. "Just the jacket! Just the jacket!...

...I'm trashing it as soon as you dopes get your germs hands off it an leave."

[L. Coyote]

38. "Dear Lord Jesus Christ, Bannon's smirk is making me laugh too. I better look at the floor."