Wait what? CNN: Breaking News. Trump is leaving the Country. As the WH said to be "PARALYZED"
Strike up the band!
A going away parade for you, we know you love parades. Trust me Donnie it will be your Yuuugest crowd evah! Look at the crowds man, they are all here for you and saying goodbye.
The wave~
The standing Ovations~
Black People your exit~
Sad news Romeo, Women hate you too~
In Numbers~
Hello Russia here I come. Right back where I started from...
Buh Bye Donnie 
, so long and I sure hope you have your dysfunctional
family with you.
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Don't let the screen door hit ya in the fanny! Do take your time coming back. Trust us. Things are better when you're gone. 
I thought what's to stop him from fleeing the US? I didn't see any of the family other than Melania when he boarded, so was wondering if he'd really leave the rest behind. I know she'd never leave Barron...unless tRump didn't tell her the plan to flee. Guess the family could have been quietly taken aboard ahead of time. 
I would HATE to see him avoid prosecution for his crimes but frankly I am sick of him. If he really left, i can't say he would be missed by many.
Off to the greatest page - bye bye Groper Don the Con and family 
sell merchandise and memberships, and relate to women the only way he knows!
Boom
