If I am ever questioned for conspiracy to commit

[Solly Mack]

I am going to tell the interrogator that answering would invade my personal privacy and that collusion is OK.

Besides, I'm a high quality good girl.

I wonder what my chances would be with a jury with such a stellar defense?

[FM123]

1. Your chances would be great! If the jury consisted of Fox News viewers....

[Solly Mack]

4. Excellent point!

Except somewhere along the way someone will mention I'm a registered Democrat.

[lapfog_1]

2. I think we can establish that winning the Presidency has "value"

else why would each party spend something like $1B trying to win it.

So... you are invited to a meeting where you hope to receive the Hope Diamond (something of value).

You exchange emails and bring along co-conspirators.

You get to the meeting and (according to you) there is no Hope Diamond... or really any diamond.

Did you commit a crime?

YUP!!! You sure did.

[Solly Mack]

3. I agree.

It's a crime no matter what wasn't gained. (so they say)

[malaise]

5. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Join the line - and I'm new to whatever job or task I fugged up

[Solly Mack]

6. lolol! Dammit! I forgot that excellent proof of my innocence!

[malaise]

7. Never in my life have I seen anything like this

There are no words for these goons.

LOCK THEM UP!

[Solly Mack]

8. They are amazing. And not in a good way.