Trump and Trumpkin/Trumpette/Trumpanzee excuse thread

[meow2u3]

It's time we compile every excuse Trump and his diehard supporters make to cover up for his Russia connections and crimes.

Let me begin:

1) He's new to politics. He doesn't know any better. - Paul Ryan

2) Everybody does it (referring to seeking and/or received dirt about HRC from Russian operatives).

3) It's Obama's fault. He didn't do enough to stop the sabotage.

4) Nothing ever happened. I don't even know any Russians.

5) There was no collusion, no meetings, no hacking.

You add your own. I'd like to see this thread a one-stop shop for all things Trump excuses.

[onecaliberal]

1. The media is creating a false narrative.

The fake news media hates trump

[Whiskeytide]

2. My favorite is still...

... "No puppet. Not a puppet. You're the puppet". I thought at the time that he was overly defensive about that comment from her.

[meow2u3]

3. It's all FAKE NEWS

CNN is all fake news because they won't name their sources.

[ProudLib72]

4. nothingburger! nt

[Grassy Knoll]

5. Hillary Caught On Camera Buying Stoli Vodka, Way Before Trump Took Office...

...

[Solly Mack]

6. They blamed Loretta Lynch today

http://www.newsweek.com/loretta-lynch-reacts-donald-trumps-claim-russian-lawyer-veselnitskaya-was-us-636552

If the Russian lawyer had not been allowed to be in the US, Jr. would never have met with her is the BS excuse.

[Tanuki]

7. The Trump Davidians are saying "It's Loretta Lynch's or Barack Obama's fault

for letting Natalya Veselnitskaya into the country in the first place."

[McCamy Taylor]

9. Trump Davidians. I like that.

[McCamy Taylor]

8. NUmber Three is my favorite. Like saying "Obama's skirt was too short."

"He was practically begging me to rape (the rule of law)."