Mark Halperin with face hair figures out a thing

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from Wonkette:



Chuck Todd Figures Out Thing

Oh, Chuck Todd. You are precious. You make eleventy-million dollars a fortnight to sit around on Sunday mornings and tell everybody how Both Sides Do It on “Meet The Press.” You make extra dollars doing an unnecessary TV show called “Meet The Press Daily,” which is really pretty good when Katy Tur guest hosts it. You spent all of last year yelling “BUT HER EMAILS,” while those of us in the actual journalism community (the triumvirate is Mother Jones, Washington Post and the Wonkette Times obviously) were like “Russia? Trump? Trump Russia? Russia Trump? Stop on the Hillary emails investigation, it’s bullshit. Stop obsessing over the WikiLeaks John Podesta emails, it’s mostly risotto recipes. STOP IT. GODDAMMIT YOU ARE THE WORST, WHY ARE YOU EMPLOYED?”

You are Mark Halperin with face hair. For you everything is brand new, at all times. You are a goldfish. (With face hair.)

But now that Donald Trump is president you are like “OMG THERE IS A TRUMP-RUSSIA SCANDAL OMG BREAKING NEWS!” Golly what a weird story! And you’re mighty disturbed by how Trump treats the news media, as he calls your network and all other normal journalism outlets FAKE NEWS. It’s not nice, and it threatens to keep you from doing your finest work, which is opening your hairy-faced goldfish mouth and telling all your viewers about how Both Sides Do It...

And now, you are realizing something, and you’re frightened:




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[SHRED]

1. Go back to bed Chuck

Good Lord.

[LakeArenal]

2. Now that it's obvious to everyone on earth....

He's right on top of it... That's why he's the professional...

Investigating the news once everyone knows it.

[spanone]

3. how long did it take chuck to figure that gem out????

[barbtries]

4. well no shit sherlock

and it's working out well among trump's most fervent cultists.

i read part of the direct responses to Donald jr's tweeting of his own email thread the other day. i kid you not one of them was "this is fake news"

seriously. so well trained that if it's a negative to their new god, it cannot be real, even if it comes directly from the trumps themselves. unreal

[DefenseLawyer]

5. This is our concern, Dude

[VermontKevin]

6. The word "merkin" comes to mind.

[roscoeroscoe]

9. F- yeah!

Amiright?

[VermontKevin]

11. I'm never going to get that out of my head.

[Orsino]

7. It's not a strategy in the sense that the Trumps are competent and able to plan...

...but they are surrounded by enough assholes who can take advantage of the confusion they sow.

It's just that Trump, a man of no accomplishments, has always had to paint unflattering media attention as untrustworthy--even as he has pursued the spotlight.

[bettyellen]

15. It's a strategy the Russians handed him that meshes with his own....

[Ilsa]

8. "Duh" to the tweet and stupid Chuckie.

Pres. Pussygrabber has also gaslighted the public on the intel Community as well as media.

[grantcart]

10. It's Dick Halperin (to give permanent homage to the SOB who call President Obama a "dick")

[George II]

12. Look at it this way, he's better than Wolf, at least he's not perpetually out of breath.

[aeromanKC]

13. Mein Kampf 101

Vilify the Media is part of the plan.

[ffr]

14. Excellent analysis of goldfish face

He also works to repel viewers like myself from watching TV overall. There's just too much misinformation coming from shills like him. Sad, because it overshadows the work of hard working journalists.

[Skittles]

16. GOOD LAWD

HASN'T THAT BEEN OBVIOUS FROM THE START???

[Blaukraut]

17. Come on in, Chuck. The water is warm over here n/t