Trump is pissing himself. Know how I know?

[boston bean]

That orange menace has been verbally neutered. And for once in 7 months we don't have to listen to his fucking lying asshole shaped mouth.

Or read his stubby fingered twittering about fake news and evil hillary and obama.

[marylandblue]

1. Either that or they smashed his phone

[Blaukraut]

2. Recommended for "asshole shaped mouth"

But he'll tweet as soon as and he's over his jet lag constipation.

[pnwest]

11. "sphincter-face"

[calimary]

13. That works.

Alec Baldwin has to maintain that mouth pucker for several minutes every time he's in one of those SNL sketches. Ever tried to hold that fish-face? It's HARD!

[lastlib]

18. "pResiDunce AnusMouth"....

...my household's name of choice.

[politicat]

3. I'm imagining him in a White House john, kneeling before the throne.

He's got his hand shoved down the S bend, and it's stuck, because he won't let go of his phone, and can't pull out his tiny fist wrapped around his soaked, obsolete brick.

It's making me chuckle.

I hope someone brings him a screwdriver and a wrench. (Unless it's a historic toilet, and if so, he better not break it.)

[boston bean]

5. Hahaha.

[onecent]

10. yes I got a chuckle out of this....I can just see the Man.....

[HipChick]

4. It' Fri...night is still early....he has to be ripping his hair out...

oh wait..

[SDJay]

6. Saturday Mornings

have been a common time for his best meltdowns. Jared and Ivanka aren't there to babysit and if he finds that phone under the vegetables in the fridge (a brilliant hiding place), it's on bigly tomorrow morning!

[House of Roberts]

16. By now, he's figured out how to call his

own number, and find it when it rings. Unless they remember to turn off the ringer when they hide it.

[dubyadiprecession]

7. He'll tweet later, his lawyers can't play 'Keep away' forever.

[yallerdawg]

8. Trump is now at his golf course in Bedminster, NJ.

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[FailureToCommunicate]

12. RnR. He was SO exhausted from trying to pretent he understood French for a few hours.

[boston bean]

19. He learned the first part of hello in french, bon.

Hasn't quite grasped jour.

[Motley13]

22. oui, oui

[boston bean]

23. MOTLEY!!!! hahaha

[JDC]

9. Maybe his shitty cell plan doesn't allow overseas calls or internet

[lapucelle]

14. Ivanka and Jared keep the Sabbeth

which means that they can't use any electronics including devices, except in life-threatening situations.

They're out of the loop until 8:26 pm tomorrow.

Maybe....

http://www.timesofisrael.com/jared-kushner-breaks-shabbat-to-help-trump-with-lewd-comments-fallout/

[byronius]

15. Running out of moves.

Well, moves that end well for himself and the human race. Ahem.

[Honeycombe8]

17. He does seem more muted. Did he tweet today? nt

[Kaleva]

20. Rec'd

"... his fucking lying asshole shaped mouth. "

[Quanta]

21. Nah, he's just spun out at the moment

He's been traveling and being paid attention to for the past few days. Hell, he even had an extended handshake with one of the next leaders of the free world without falling down. And hey, those dismounts...not bad coming out AF1 this time amirite?!? Three hour power nap and this lil orange fuckwit will be right back to prime performance!