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A-Schwarzenegger

(15,596 posts)
Fri Jul 14, 2017, 10:26 PM Jul 2017

Donald Trump Questions Legitimacy of Donald Trump Jr's Birth Certificate.

Reporters caught up to the President in the kitchen of Maison d'Eggo in France and questioned him about the infamous meeting in Trump Tower between campaign officials and Russians: "...and of course i never heard of that meeting until i read it in the paper yesterday, I guess it happened, but who knows, you believe everything you read? And although some people say he's my son, I haven't seen the evidence, the birth certificate, have you? I don't see much resemblance, to be honest. I'm not saying he's not who he claims to be, but it's a legitimate question, you want to look into things, and I have a very good team looking into it right now, and I hear they're findings things that will be very interesting. I mean, anybody can go in there and call a meeting with people and claim a bunch of strange things, So, I barely know the man, I mean I've met him once or twice, said hello, sure, but that was it. I don't know everybody I meet, and I meet a lot of people, I can't vouch for all of them. A lot of people want to get close to me for various reasons. So, no, I've never heard of him before you asked me just now. That's it. Anyway, who loves Paris? And who loves Mrs. Macron? Gotta go, folks. God bless America, is it great again, or what?"

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Donald Trump Questions Legitimacy of Donald Trump Jr's Birth Certificate. (Original Post) A-Schwarzenegger Jul 2017 OP
"I don't see much resemblance, to be honest. " pangaia Jul 2017 #1
Junior is dyeing his hair orange, which should help his argument. A-Schwarzenegger Jul 2017 #2
Let's be fair. Don, Jr. takes after a rat more than an orangutan. Vinca Jul 2017 #9
Lol klook Jul 2017 #3
. A-Schwarzenegger Jul 2017 #4
I think he is the spawn of the American Psycho..and his mouth? angstlessk Jul 2017 #5
NOOOO! A-Schwarzenegger Jul 2017 #6
You mean even Oscar is allergic to trump? angstlessk Jul 2017 #7
He found my handshake buzzer A-Schwarzenegger Jul 2017 #8

angstlessk

(11,862 posts)
5. I think he is the spawn of the American Psycho..and his mouth?
Sat Jul 15, 2017, 03:41 AM
Jul 2017

Those teeth look like they belong in someone else's mouth?

He might actually be related to Oscar? Who knows for sure, like trump said?

A-Schwarzenegger

(15,596 posts)
8. He found my handshake buzzer
Sun Jul 16, 2017, 06:01 AM
Jul 2017

and keeps practicing on me in case he meets trump. He's also trying to get on Mueller's new West Coast Team, Couch Stake-Out Division. Yes, his allergy to trump's voice manifests as an expulsive rearward tune perfectly synched with trump's speech patterns.

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