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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDonald Trump Questions Legitimacy of Donald Trump Jr's Birth Certificate.
Reporters caught up to the President in the kitchen of Maison d'Eggo in France and questioned him about the infamous meeting in Trump Tower between campaign officials and Russians: "...and of course i never heard of that meeting until i read it in the paper yesterday, I guess it happened, but who knows, you believe everything you read? And although some people say he's my son, I haven't seen the evidence, the birth certificate, have you? I don't see much resemblance, to be honest. I'm not saying he's not who he claims to be, but it's a legitimate question, you want to look into things, and I have a very good team looking into it right now, and I hear they're findings things that will be very interesting. I mean, anybody can go in there and call a meeting with people and claim a bunch of strange things, So, I barely know the man, I mean I've met him once or twice, said hello, sure, but that was it. I don't know everybody I meet, and I meet a lot of people, I can't vouch for all of them. A lot of people want to get close to me for various reasons. So, no, I've never heard of him before you asked me just now. That's it. Anyway, who loves Paris? And who loves Mrs. Macron? Gotta go, folks. God bless America, is it great again, or what?"
pangaia
(24,324 posts)I do. He's a lying asshole, just like you.
A-Schwarzenegger
(15,596 posts)Vinca
(50,261 posts)klook
(12,154 posts)Good one!
angstlessk
(11,862 posts)Those teeth look like they belong in someone else's mouth?
He might actually be related to Oscar? Who knows for sure, like trump said?
A-Schwarzenegger
(15,596 posts)Oscar just vomited.
angstlessk
(11,862 posts)for folks who don't know Oscar, may I introduce
https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=624815
A-Schwarzenegger
(15,596 posts)and keeps practicing on me in case he meets trump. He's also trying to get on Mueller's new West Coast Team, Couch Stake-Out Division. Yes, his allergy to trump's voice manifests as an expulsive rearward tune perfectly synched with trump's speech patterns.