Shellshocked Turtle - Luckovich 'toon

[groundloop]

[Solly Mack]

1. LOL!

[malaise]

2. Luckovich

is the best

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. The iconic Post Turtle:

When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know he didn't get there by himself; he doesn't belong there; he doesn't know what to do while he's up there; and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down.

[Wounded Bear]

4. Except fuck McConnell...

[calimary]

9. I'm sorry, but that's just sadistic.

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Only a schmuck would do that to a lesser life form - like a little turtle. YEAH I would want to help the poor stupid bastard get down. Some sadistic shithead put him up there for "fun."

Now, if it were McConnell, I'd drive right on by.

[dalton99a]

11. Let him rot

[calimary]

14. McConnell yes.

Some helpless little four-legged critter, no.

McConnell, as we know painfully well, is NOT helpless.

[Ilsa]

12. I doubt anyone wants to help this poor, stupid bastard.

He's tried his best to fuck over the poor and disabled.

I'll help the turtle down. McConnell can go fuck himself with a cactus.

[BHDem53]

5. Addie "The Baddie" McTurtle

Such a hateful little reptile. Sad.

[calimary]

15. Welcome to DU, BHDem53!

I almost feel bad referring to him as a turtle. What did all the poor little turtles do to deserve that?

[gademocrat7]

6. Love Luckovich!

[GoCubsGo]

7. Kick. Rec.

[burrowowl]

8. K&R

[raven mad]

10. Sigh. Luckovich. You can't beat perfection.

[Ilsa]

13. Best toon. Best caption. Luckovich is BRILLIANT! nt

[Gothmog]

16. Great cartoon

[guss]

17. turtle soup

Instead of Drinking the Cool-Aid.
They are Eating the Soup.