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TheBlackAdder

(28,167 posts)
Wed Jul 19, 2017, 03:34 PM Jul 2017

Randy Newman wrote a song about Donald Trumps penis

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I thought it would be a repurposing of one of his other songs.


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In case you weren't aware, Randy Newman is hilarious. He's also most certainly not a supporter of the current president of the United States, Donald J. Trump, or the president's pal in Russia, Vladimir Putin. On August 4, the legendary songwriter will release a new album that includes a song titled "Putin," which he released last year, about a month before the election.

"I dragged these peasants kicking and screaming Into the 21st century," Newman sings. "I thought they’d make it I must have been dreaming. These chicken farmers and file clerks gonna be the death of me."

Vulture recently spoke with Newman about his forthcoming album, titled Dark Matter, and, of course, about his thoughts on the current presidential administration. When asked if he ever thought about writing about Trump, Newman replied that he had in fact done so, but it was never released because the language was too "vulgar" and it "felt too easy." Thankfully, he remembered the lyrics.

My dick’s bigger than your dick
It ain’t braggin’ if it’s true
My dick’s bigger than your dick
I can prove it too
There it is! There’s my dick
Isn’t that a wonderful sight?
Run to the village, to town, to the countryside
Tell the people what you’ve seen here tonight.

The chorus, said Newman, went "'What a dick!' Duh-duh-duh. 'What a dick!'"

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http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/randy-newman-wrote-a-song-about-donald-trumps-penis

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Randy Newman wrote a song about Donald Trumps penis (Original Post) TheBlackAdder Jul 2017 OP
Hilarious underpants Jul 2017 #1
Randy Newman is the best. nt Dr Hobbitstein Jul 2017 #2
You can tell everybody... Blue Owl Jul 2017 #3
I thought it was going to be "Short People" demtenjeep Jul 2017 #4
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