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TheFerret

(626 posts)
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 12:30 AM Jul 2017

DEMS SCREAM DEATH AS SHIT BE CRAY

Last edited Fri Jul 21, 2017, 12:52 PM - Edit history (1)

FUCK, Y'ALL.

Things've been pretty goddamn nutty for a while now, but today was like if Sid and Marty Krofft directed a Jack Ryan movie set in a Yes album cover. If the goal here is to gaslight the whole country, it is motherfucking WORKING.

Let's start with the light stuff.

The Associated Press reports H.R. McMaster and other members of the national security team are having the damndest time preventing the Toddler-in-Chief from wandering off to have secret meetings with Putin, to give away state secrets or blow up Germany or who the fuck knows what. Maybe you should get him one of those child leashes, H.R.!

Yeah, that's what passes for "light stuff" these days, heaven help us all.

The Hollywood Reporter* tells us that Rupert Murdoch wanted Fox News to use their influence on the behalf of "anyone but Trump...even Hillary," during last year's election, marking the first time in your life when you really wish Rupert Frickin' Murdoch got what he wanted. Stopped clocks and all that.

*I know, right? We'll be reading about this shit in Cat Fancy and Lowrider before we're done.

I guess Sunny D-Bag broke with tradition in declining the NAACP's invitation to speak at their convention, presumably once Bannon told him what the "CP" stands for. (Drumpf has been hoping it was "Chocolate Pretzels," and that, as President, he would be entitled to a second helping of samples, and possibly also to meet Willy Wonka.)

Kris Kobach & his Kooky Kulling Komission got together yesterday, and Kris was all WE MAY NEVER KNOW if Hillary got 3 million more popular votes, even though we know it right now. "It's likely to remain one of life's great mysteries," Kobach said, "Like who won the World Series in 1985, or Are Pandas Real?"

Made in America Week continues to go swimmingly, as Carrier, that air conditioning manufacturer that Dorito Mussolini loves to brag about, laid off a few hundred workers to ship their jobs to Mexico. Oh, and Marm-a-Lago picked this week to ask for permission to hire 70 new foreign workers. Whoever's in charge of messaging for these clowns clearly deserves a bonus.

Exxon Mobil got slapped with a $2 million fine for violating sanctions against Russia while under the leadership of Russian Order of Friendship recipient/Current Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. Having the entire nation's diplomacy overseen by a dude who violated sanctions with a major rival is pretty normal, no matter what the LAMESTREAM MEDIA tells you, right? Anyhow, I bet this'll make Exxon think twice about ignoring sanctions for the sake of their billions and billions of dollars worth of oil development rights over there...I could be wrong, it's been awhile since I've had a math class.

Speaking of Russia and money, didja see that Paul Manfort just so happened to hold 17 million bucks worth of debt laundered through Cyprus and owed to pro-Russian interests right before he took over Shartboy's campaign, and amended the official GOP platform to ease up on all that Ukraine-related Russia punishment? There are so many wacky coincidences here, you'd feel your intelligence was being insulted if this weren't real life. (Manafort demanded a retraction; NYT responded by telling him to kiss their Dying Print Butthole.)

And then a late story from the Wall Street Journal says Mueller is investigating Paulie for possible money laundering. ZANY. BUT WILL TONY AND ANGELA EVER GET TOGETHER?

A whistleblower by the name of Joel Clement took to the pages of the Washington Post to sound the alarm that Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke wants in on some of that sweet administrative-state-dismantlin' action his buddies Rex n' Scotty are always talking about in the lunchroom. Zinke's transferring all those pesky scientists to new jobs outside their fields of expertise, sometimes to new states (at taxpayer expense, naturally) cuz you don't really need scientists when all you're about is figuring out ways to give national parks away to fossil fuel companies. Actually, I'm told they get kinda bitchy about that sort of thing. Off to the mines with them, then.

And then the Neanderthal grifters running Interior pulled a couple of climate change experts off a Mark Zuckerberg tour of Glacier National Park, because Science goes away if you shut your eyes real tight, cover your ears, and go "nahnahnahnahnah" real loud.

Yeah, the Shart Administration may be failing on countless fronts, but they're doing pretty well with their little War on Competence.

Anyhow, President Shartcannon decided it'd been awhile since he last had a peanut butter and bath salt sandwich and sat down to jabber at the Failing New York Times, so he made sure he had fresh bowl of poo to throw at the wall, and gave Maggie Haberman, Peter Baker, and Michael S. Schmidt a ring.

They talked about parades, and holding hands with boys, and imaginary media friends who said he gave the Best Speech Ever in Poland, and Napoleon, and...shit, this can't all be real, can it?..."giving the farmers back their farms," and...are we sure this wasn't Alec Baldwin?...how the gas attacks in Syria were bigger under Dumb Ol' Obama and how Comey tried to blackmail him with the pisshooker dossier and...and...I guess Rod Rosenstein can't be trusted cuz he's from Baltimore?...and...fuck, I can't read anymore of this shit, my brain will run screaming from my skull.

Oh, and he apparently thinks health insurance costs 12 bucks a year. Yup. Half a tank of gas, you get health insurance. Skip one latte every four months, get all the tumors you want, we'll remove 'em free of charge. You wonder if it ever occurs to him, in that walnut-sized brain, what the big fucking deal about health care is if you can get a lifetime's worth for the price of a 16th row seat to a Miley Cyrus concert. (Or, for that matter, how insurance companies stay open charging their customers less than Dunkin' Donuts charges for a stale cruller.)

The BIG headline was, of course, SCROTUS shitting all over his Loyal Huntin' Dawg, Beauregard, for recusing himself from the Russia investigation.

Yup, La Grande Sharte is 31 flavors of pissed off at Jeff Sessions. After all, he has been seriously derelict in his duties as Attorney General, which, as we all know, are covering up the President's crimes for him, up to and including personally destroying evidence, and also probably cutting his Presidential toenails every few months, once they start poking holes in his socks.

Despite being absolutely humiliated by his boss in the press, Sessions has refused to resign, partially because the last remnants of his spine liquified sometime last summer, and partially because goshdarnit, he's just havin' too much good old-fashioned country-boy FUN sending a fresh new generation of young men of color into the prison-industrial complex with his renewed War on Drugs.

Still, rumor is the President is considering sending Sessions to live on a farm, where he'll have plenty of space to run around and administer an asset forfeiture program among the chickens and cows.

And of course Il Douche did one of his patented plausible-deniability dances about firing Special Counsel Robert Mueller. He hinted that investigations into his personal finances would be an intolerable line to cross.

And then we found out that Mueller is indeed investigating Shart Garfunkel's personal finances, from the Miss Universe pageant to his shady oligarch real estate deals, to whether the change in the Oval Office sofa cushions is in rubles.

In the aftermath of their dirtbag boss throwing Sessions under a bus (and not just a regular bus, but like, a bus with monster truck wheels, with like, spikes on the tires and shit. Like, a fucking Mad Max bus), CNN reports a "chilling effect" among the President's staff.

Turns out, giving your loyalty to a rampaging criminal shitsack with a decades-long history of fucking other people over while protecting his own ass at any cost might not be the best career move. HUH. I for one am simply overwhelmed with sympathy for those colluding fucks. I'll send you cookies in jail.

Raisin cookies.

I guess at the G-20 summit, Akie Abe, Japan's First Lady, literally pretended she didn't speak English over the course of an entire two-hour dinner just to avoid talking to our Idiot Manchild President until he walked out of her life forever. I have never been more jealous of any human being in my entire fucking life.

John K Bush, a lunatic hate blogger who thinks World Net Daily is a news source, was confirmed to the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals today. Lifetime appointment. Barf. While it's funny as fuck to watch these assclowns flounder about in futile attempts to pass any legislation more significant than post office naming, they're still fucking up the judiciary, so, y'know...VOTE IN THE GODDAMN MIDTERMS.

On the health care front, we're getting CBO scores left and right these days. I found the CBO score for a dream Rand Paul had where he was riding a pink dinosaur while denying medical treatment to serfs. It would add 38 million to the rolls of the uninsured by 2033, many of which, the CBO admitted, would be eaten by Velociraptors. Mitch McConnell had a Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit for breakfast this morning that will increase the number of uninsured by 12 by 2018, and 29 by 2026.

Anyhow, they're voting next Tuesday, even though they don't know which version they're fucking voting on, some sort of monstrous Mr. Potato Head murder-and-tax-cuts bill. John Cornyn, a man I am told is somehow a United States Senator, says that telling the American people, or even the Senators voting, what's in a bill before voting on it is "a luxury we don't have." Because that's how the Founding Fathers always intended the American government to work.

Maybe they'll just agree to a resolution declaring Ted Cruz to be an asshole, and we can all fucking move on.

Meanwhile CNN tells us (man, we really heard from everybody today, didn't we?) that Kushner-family-owned companies are still using Jar-Jar's name and status to scare up Chinese investors. No word on what will happen to the Kushner brand once Jocular Jared is jailed.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand just when you thought it was safe to look away for a moment, you got hit with dueling Times/Post articles about the Candycorn Skidmark's legal team desperately attempting to remove or discredit Bob Mueller, because there's not a lot else you can do when your client is as fucking guilty as the one they've got.

I guess the best they can come up with is a few of the lawyers on Mueller's team made some donations to Democrats, and Mueller himself is a apparently orchestrating the entire fraudulent Russia scandal cuz of a years-old grudge over membership fees at a golf club? Hmmm. Methinks perhaps you're projecting your personal pettiness, pals.

Oh, and the word is Toupee Fiasco is putting out feelers as to whether or not he's allowed to pardon himself and his family, no big deal, asking for a friend.

Yeah. We've gone from "No collusion, and how dare you bring it up" to "Hey, I can pardon myself, right?" in, what? A week and a half? Is America great again yet?

And a couple of Drumpf's lawyers quit or were fired tonight. It never fucking stops, does it?

I know I probably missed some shit, there's always more these days, but forgive me, I already feel like I've been locked in a dryer for five hours with six cats. I need to do something to relax...like maybe an 8-ball.

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DEMS SCREAM DEATH AS SHIT BE CRAY (Original Post) TheFerret Jul 2017 OP
FIRST !!! uponit7771 Jul 2017 #1
SHIT BE FUCKIN CRAY! njhoneybadger Jul 2017 #2
THE FERRET'S IN THE HOUSE!!! VOX Jul 2017 #3
Shit, 4th and I predicted you'd be here in 40 minutes 50 minutes ago so hey I'm vibing and Leghorn21 Jul 2017 #4
Excellent as always Phoenix61 Jul 2017 #5
I just posted hoping you'd survived all this! nolabear Jul 2017 #6
Yeah, thought I'd be done two hours ago... TheFerret Jul 2017 #7
My cray questions tonight (the same as every night)... Hugin Jul 2017 #8
Auxiliary Question: Isn't arguing with the CBO like arguing with a dictionary or phone book? Hugin Jul 2017 #18
Perfect...love your comment ...has me in stitches n/t MLAA Jul 2017 #62
It would be just like these morans to try to discredit a digital calculator. Hugin Jul 2017 #65
Prepare the Transit Beam ... mr_lebowski Jul 2017 #57
You are prescient. Hugin Jul 2017 #59
Cause I've seen ... ooooh ... BLUE SKIES ... mr_lebowski Jul 2017 #72
Oh, heck... Let's see the rest. Hugin Jul 2017 #73
Columbia ... you go fuck up the lights ... Rocky, you fuck up the camera ... mr_lebowski Jul 2017 #74
I scoured the Internets for a video for the travel arrangements for Frank... Hugin Jul 2017 #75
k&r Lilma Jul 2017 #9
You are my favorite. Glimmer of Hope Jul 2017 #10
K&R orangecrush Jul 2017 #11
So glad to see you here, my dear Ferret! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2017 #12
"We laughed until we cried" oasis Jul 2017 #13
Damn! Outta the f'n park! herding cats Jul 2017 #14
Perfect msdogi Jul 2017 #15
YEAH, baby!! Leghorn21 Jul 2017 #16
"Turns out... Whiskeytide Jul 2017 #17
Thank you Ferret... fierywoman Jul 2017 #19
Gonzo cilla4progress Jul 2017 #20
K&R n/t Lugnut Jul 2017 #21
Thanks, Ferret dalton99a Jul 2017 #22
Wow! Another truthful blue-wave Jul 2017 #23
WOW bobbieinok Jul 2017 #24
Oh, you've missed some good stuff! WinstonSmith4740 Jul 2017 #56
This was your longest one, but it could be a book and i would suck it up. notdarkyet Jul 2017 #25
Dorito Mussolini... chwaliszewski Jul 2017 #26
Ya make sure we don't miss any Cray! Duppers Jul 2017 #27
Thanks! Best way to catch up on what I might have missed because I just couldn't Dark n Stormy Knight Jul 2017 #28
Damn, Ferret! WinstonSmith4740 Jul 2017 #29
The Crayest of them all, after doing everything he could to lay foundations for a war with Iran grantcart Jul 2017 #30
I think that pretty much covers it. Hulk Jul 2017 #31
So much awesomeness! "Peanut butter and bath salt sandwich"! WinkyDink Jul 2017 #32
K & R SunSeeker Jul 2017 #33
Ferrets rants have become my bedtime stories ALBliberal Jul 2017 #34
Throughly enjoyable and informative as usual. CentralMass Jul 2017 #35
K&R. Thanks, Ferret. nt DLevine Jul 2017 #36
Kooky Kulling Komission ProfessorGAC Jul 2017 #37
That went down very well with my first cup malaise Jul 2017 #38
You had me at the first sentence, LOL! EPIC description PelicanScot_V3 Jul 2017 #39
... Warren DeMontague Jul 2017 #40
Peanut butter and bath salt sandwich. LOL. That explains it. Vinca Jul 2017 #41
Thanks Ferret! Raster Jul 2017 #42
I think it was Rimbaud who said BSdetect Jul 2017 #43
I thought he said, WinkyDink Jul 2017 #45
Nothing better to go with my first cup of coffee of the morning.. HipChick Jul 2017 #44
I am never going to think of Raisin Cookies the same way again. Pacifist Patriot Jul 2017 #46
Has anyone ever seen TheFerret and Sean Spicey at the same time? NightWatcher Jul 2017 #47
No way ! Don't slime up a great TheFerret post with thoughts of Spicer lunasun Jul 2017 #51
"no collusion - how can I pardon myself" bucolic_frolic Jul 2017 #48
Jesus Christ superpatriotman Jul 2017 #49
I don't know how you do it TxDemChem Jul 2017 #50
Seriously good. moda253 Jul 2017 #52
"if Sid and Marty Krofft directed a Jack Ryan movie set in a Yes album cover" Big_K Jul 2017 #53
"I can't read anymore of this shit, my brain will run screaming from my skull." TeapotInATempest Jul 2017 #54
i love your post-making me laugh my ass off! VaBchTgerLily Jul 2017 #55
All is included in the formal - minor critique BBG Jul 2017 #58
Ferret, you're the best! cp Jul 2017 #60
Did you scribble all that down in one sitting? Bravo! ffr Jul 2017 #61
Yeah, line up a few shots. Jack is good. PatrickforO Jul 2017 #63
Kicking, so, like, the last one or two DUers who missed it can catch TheFerret's latest installment Brother Buzz Jul 2017 #64
I'm one of the last one or two NastyRiffraff Jul 2017 #67
Another kick for TheFerret peacebuzzard Jul 2017 #66
"Marm-A-Lago" volstork Jul 2017 #68
Oh oh... let me kick a ferret! kyburbonkid Jul 2017 #69
Like they said in the old Almond Joy commercials ... calimary Jul 2017 #70
Sunny D-Bag....worth the price of admission, alone! BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2017 #71
brilliant msdogi Jul 2017 #76

Leghorn21

(13,520 posts)
4. Shit, 4th and I predicted you'd be here in 40 minutes 50 minutes ago so hey I'm vibing and
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 12:38 AM
Jul 2017

totally tuned into TheFerret (according to moi!)

nolabear

(41,915 posts)
6. I just posted hoping you'd survived all this!
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 12:42 AM
Jul 2017

I see you're battered and bruised but still blasting away.

Thanks. I know that cats-and-a-dryer feeling.

TheFerret

(626 posts)
7. Yeah, thought I'd be done two hours ago...
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 12:43 AM
Jul 2017

...but the Gnus just kept coming. Fuck. I think this is the longest one yet. And I left stuff out.

Hugin

(32,776 posts)
8. My cray questions tonight (the same as every night)...
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 12:49 AM
Jul 2017

Have the rest of the cray-cray Establishment crowd finally had enough?

Are they going to declare the Jaundiced Blimp's lifestyle too extreme and his mission a failure?

Will they send in a new Commander?



Only time will tell... Only time will tell...

Glad to see you, TF. NGU!

Hugin

(32,776 posts)
18. Auxiliary Question: Isn't arguing with the CBO like arguing with a dictionary or phone book?
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 01:10 AM
Jul 2017

This is rhetorical, of course.

But, I demand answers, dammit!

Hugin

(32,776 posts)
65. It would be just like these morans to try to discredit a digital calculator.
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 06:27 PM
Jul 2017
Damn biased librul numbers!



Damned biased librul climate!

Damned biased librul facts... Skewed I tell you! Fake! Sad!


 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
74. Columbia ... you go fuck up the lights ... Rocky, you fuck up the camera ...
Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:59 AM
Jul 2017

And I'll fuck up the action! (that was 'the lines' at the theater I watched it at anyway circa '82 ... we kinda had our own thing going tho) ...

Also ... "You better make it good, they killed you last week (and the week before, and the week before ...)"

My favorite song from RHPS ... with a slightly better production, one more verse, that could've been a hit song on the radio at the time, for real.

Hugin

(32,776 posts)
75. I scoured the Internets for a video for the travel arrangements for Frank...
Mon Jul 31, 2017, 12:46 PM
Jul 2017

to post here. No avail. Alas...

Will the Trumpenfurter end this way? Seems likely, especially since he's now throwing rocks at the Establishment what brought him. Umm, at both of them.


"You better make it good, they killed you last week (and the week before, and the week before ...)" Cute.

Lilma

(132 posts)
9. k&r
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 12:49 AM
Jul 2017

Oh Ferret,
I know you will never run out of things to write about- it gets worse everyday.

You make it easier to take. Keep up the good work.

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,297 posts)
12. So glad to see you here, my dear Ferret!
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 01:00 AM
Jul 2017

Somehow the world doesn't seem as bleak and gone-for-good with your prose to help us!

Thank you!

herding cats

(19,549 posts)
14. Damn! Outta the f'n park!
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 01:02 AM
Jul 2017

Not bad for an end(ish) week WTF update. I'm not sure how you landed here, but I'm damn glad you did.

Leghorn21

(13,520 posts)
16. YEAH, baby!!
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 01:07 AM
Jul 2017

I guess at the G-20 summit, Akie Abe, Japan's First Lady, literally pretended she didn't speak English over the course of an entire two-hour dinner just to avoid talking to our Idiot Manchild President until he walked out of her life forever. I have never been more jealous of any human being in my entire fucking life.

Whiskeytide

(4,459 posts)
17. "Turns out...
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 01:08 AM
Jul 2017

"...giving your loyalty to a rampaging criminal shitsack with a decades-long history of fucking other people over while protecting his own ass at any cost might not be the best career move. HUH."

Rampaging criminal shitsack. Nothing but net, baby.

bobbieinok

(12,858 posts)
24. WOW
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 02:12 AM
Jul 2017

Absolutely amazing.

First of your posts I've read. Read just after watching Maddow and O'Donnel on youtube. You summed up everything beautifully!

WinstonSmith4740

(3,048 posts)
56. Oh, you've missed some good stuff!
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 11:49 AM
Jul 2017

You need to read the rants so far! He hasn't been posting that long, but Ferret is epic.

Duppers

(28,094 posts)
27. Ya make sure we don't miss any Cray!
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 02:27 AM
Jul 2017

And I thought I kept up! You added something I had missed.

You have assistants? Do this almost full time? You're a writer, humorist, (journalist in disguise?), and probably have a book or two in you! And you honor and entertain us being here. (Should that be entertain & honor?)

Just one little thing about Sessions - you wrote, "Sessions has refused to resign, partially because the last remnants of his spine liquified sometime last summer..."

Nope, nope. Probably is taking more courage to stay. And we want him to stay. Here's the deal:

Session, as you know, was meant to have been Trump's ace in the hole, but then he had to turn on the King Godfather and recuse himself, thereby making himself impotent to rule on any of the Russian investigations.

Trump doesn't like Rosenstein 'cause you can't trust anyone from Baltimore. So, he's out. When Trump fires Sessions, he can then just hire someone who won't need to rescue himself from the Russian investigation(s). That means the new person can rule to dismiss all of the DoJ's investigations into Trump's dealings with Russia, financial and otherwise. Problem solved. At least at the Federal level.

So we want the impotent little elf to stay because as long as he is there, Mueller can do his job.











Dark n Stormy Knight

(9,760 posts)
28. Thanks! Best way to catch up on what I might have missed because I just couldn't
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 02:29 AM
Jul 2017

stand to read another media report that, while intimating that this is all highly irregular, is not coming anywhere near expressing how totally cray shit truly be right now.

WinstonSmith4740

(3,048 posts)
29. Damn, Ferret!
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 02:31 AM
Jul 2017

My sides are hurting!

I have never been more jealous of any human being in my entire fucking life.

grantcart

(53,061 posts)
30. The Crayest of them all, after doing everything he could to lay foundations for a war with Iran
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 02:35 AM
Jul 2017

The Idiot wanted to certify that Iran was in noncompliance but Tillerson told him there was a technicality that they couldn't overcome: Iran was in compliance and if he stated the inverse all of the Western Powers and Russia would call him a liar.

That mysterious second meeting at the 20 nicest countries you ever did meet with the world champion of free and fair adoptions? The Idiot was begging to have Putin join in a common front against Iran which would demonstrate his great powers of persuasion and the value of having good relations with Russia, and Putin said it was still too early to go to first base, all Trump could do is give him a peck on the cheek.

ALBliberal

(2,303 posts)
34. Ferrets rants have become my bedtime stories
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 03:52 AM
Jul 2017

So much awesome summing up these troubled times! Great writing!

PelicanScot_V3

(70 posts)
39. You had me at the first sentence, LOL! EPIC description
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 06:50 AM
Jul 2017

...and it makes me think we're of the same generation. Absolutely fabulous mental image.

Brace yourself, Ferret. At the rate the cray is accelerating, you'll be posting several times a day in a week or two.

BSdetect

(8,989 posts)
43. I think it was Rimbaud who said
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 08:00 AM
Jul 2017

The only thing that is unbearable is knowing that nothing is unbearable.

 

WinkyDink

(51,311 posts)
45. I thought he said,
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 08:38 AM
Jul 2017

"For me civilian life is nothing! In the field we had a code of honor, you watch my back, I watch yours. Back here there's nothing!"

Pacifist Patriot

(24,647 posts)
46. I am never going to think of Raisin Cookies the same way again.
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 08:41 AM
Jul 2017

Oh, I'll still hate the blighters, but they'll have a slightly fonder place in my heart as I think of them being served as dessert in the prison canteen.

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
47. Has anyone ever seen TheFerret and Sean Spicey at the same time?
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 08:44 AM
Jul 2017

I think it's his therapeutic journal writing that he's sharing with us.

Nice job.

lunasun

(21,646 posts)
51. No way ! Don't slime up a great TheFerret post with thoughts of Spicer
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 10:20 AM
Jul 2017

Spicey couldn't journal his way to a second coloring page

TxDemChem

(1,918 posts)
50. I don't know how you do it
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 10:09 AM
Jul 2017

I love your rundowns, but geez, you always have the latest info I hadn't even heard of yet. Thanks for all you do!

 

moda253

(615 posts)
52. Seriously good.
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 10:29 AM
Jul 2017

If you aren't already you need to be writing for political comedy show. Hell you probably should be hosting it.

Big_K

(237 posts)
53. "if Sid and Marty Krofft directed a Jack Ryan movie set in a Yes album cover"
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 10:53 AM
Jul 2017

It's proof that I am old that I understand all three parts of this reference...

TeapotInATempest

(804 posts)
54. "I can't read anymore of this shit, my brain will run screaming from my skull."
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 11:05 AM
Jul 2017

Oh god, this. Every day this.

BBG

(2,476 posts)
58. All is included in the formal - minor critique
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 01:44 PM
Jul 2017

As in Fuck All Y'all as a greeting. Hard to come up with anything more than that as a critique of the ferret one's posts.

cp

(6,539 posts)
60. Ferret, you're the best!
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 02:31 PM
Jul 2017

Admire how you can sustain your brilliance, but ever so grateful.
Thank you.

PatrickforO

(14,514 posts)
63. Yeah, line up a few shots. Jack is good.
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 04:21 PM
Jul 2017

Chase with a nice beer.

Another well-done piece.

In the words of Tom Arnold in True Lies, "The guy's a GODDAM USED CAR SALESMAN!!! This just keeps getting better and better!"

Except, now the guy is the president.

peacebuzzard

(5,123 posts)
66. Another kick for TheFerret
Fri Jul 21, 2017, 06:37 PM
Jul 2017

Your posts are the best!
Thank you for the uplift explanations of this madhouse mess!

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