It really seems to be this simple: Scarmucci is the Fluffer

[Stinky The Clown]

That's his job. Make Two Scoops feel good.

[Lindsay]

1. I suspect that's the number one point

in the job description of every Trump appointment and hire.

[rzemanfl]

2. The fluffer probably saved millions in capital gains taxes. n/t

[emulatorloo]

3. Also a used car salesman talking up a lemon to a gullible customer

[Achilleaze]

4. In fact, the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief has already rewarded The Mooch

with a handsome republican family-values wall plaque.

[Tracer]

5. Last night on O'Donnell, I laughed out loud when

Rick Wilson (R-Finally Wising Up) said that Scaramucci was "sucking up to Trump like an industrial sized vacuum cleaner."

[Gabi Hayes]

7. He said on another show "if mooch pulled up

His shirt you'd find a maga tramp stamp
over his butt!"

[dawnie51]

6. Consummate con man......

talks a mile a minute, one platitude after another, all flash and dash. I wouldn't trust him to sell me a vacuum cleaner, he's the embodiment of smarm.

[Gabi Hayes]

8. Exact!!!!

Somebody on tv said: slipperier than a barrel full of eels in hot mineral oil

[trof]

9. "I Will Follow Him..."

Scaramucci's Lullaby

I love him, I love him, I love him
And where he goes I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow

I will follow him, follow him wherever he may go
There isn't an ocean too deep
A mountain so high it can keep me away

I must follow him, ever since he touched my hand I knew
That near him I always must be
And nothing can keep him from me
He is my destiny

I love him, I love him, I love him
And where he goes I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow
He'll always be my true love, my true love, my true love
From now until forever, forever, forever

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