republicans name new, improved Lie Czar

[Achilleaze]

PISSHOLE ON THE POTOMAC - Having failed to keep control over their output of lie spewage, the republicans have announced the appointment of a "new, improved" Lie Czar who has responsibility to "get our deceitful, treasonous shit together" to avoid the law and the truth, and to help Grab More Illegitimate Power.

Anthony Scaramucchi (aka 'Tony the Tongue') was named the new (hopefully improved) DisInfo Czar by none other than Comrade Casino, the ignoble republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief.

As their first official statement (issued in complicity with their republican Cabal of Colluding Comrades), the officials warned honest American citizens and journalistic truth tellers to watch their asses, because republiThugs would soon be "coming to get them."

[katmondoo]

1. I think Kellyanne is better than the tongue

but we will see