OMG! Look at the photo in this article! Lol!

[Adrahil]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/sessions-reportedly-discussed-trump-campaign-233445794.html

Man... i kmow I shouldn't laugh. I really do. I was just amazed by their audacity!

[leftstreet]

1. LOLOL

You mean that first one, right?

[Adrahil]

2. Yes! NT

[leftstreet]

9. It's on imgur now

[SkyDaddy7]

23. AWESOME!!!!!

I about died!!

[janx]

3. Was that deliberate?!

Did somebody actually mean to make it look like that?

[TheDebbieDee]

10. Of course it was deliberate! Had to be!

[Kaleva]

4. Some info on the height of elves.

"The Keebler elves and the elves that work in Santa's workshop, I feel were actually gnomes that someone mistakenly attached the elven type to."

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-182452.html

So, AG Sessions could actually be a gnome.

"A gnome /ˈnoʊm/[1] is a diminutive spirit in Renaissance magic and alchemy,..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnome

[Adrahil]

11. The more you know. Thanks! NT

[Amaryllis]

17. Trevor Noah: Sessions is an elf, not a genie! He couldnt predict he'd have to recuse himself.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029356438

"Why would you think Sessions could magically predict he would have to recuse himself after he took the job? He’s an elf, not a genie! He can’t do this. It’s not how his brain works. It’s not his magic."

[Brother Buzz]

5. It's really, really unkind to photograph Beauregard when he's not wearing his elevator shoes

[Kaleva]

6. It's part of Trump's new game. Whack-a-Sessions

[Control-Z]

7. Now that's funny.

You think it was intentional?

[DesertRat]

8. Of course!

[beastie boy]

12. I've seen this look before.

My dog. Fight or Flight.

Damn, I pity the fool!

[Binkie The Clown]

13. That's perfect!!! K&R n/t

[mobeau69]

14. (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Images:

https://twitter.com/somogettynews/media?lang=en

[NBachers]

15. Mired in a shit - bog of quicksand, and slowly, slowly going down.

[Brother Buzz]

19. Ha, you win the thread!

[TxDemChem]

16. Lol oh my god

Someone did that on purpose

[Ligyron]

18. Cuts out the offending part of his anatomy.

[Plucketeer]

20. How many remember....

"Kilroy was here." ???


http://www.kilroywashere.org/001-Pages/01-0KilroyLegends.html

[leftstreet]

21. LOL

[KentuckyWoman]

22. I laughed.

My husband is barely 5 foot tall and has more heart, determination and spine than all of them in this admin put together.

Sessions isn't small because of his height. He's small because he's small. That pic is perfect.