"The party isn't over until I get there!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Who needs sleep?" ) Trump is saying: "So I ask all these loud mouths and their so-called legal experts on cable: 'What's so wrong with loyalty? What's wrong with me asking Comey for loyalty or expecting Sessions to be loyal? . . . A lot if great men had required loyalty. Where would Putin be without it? . . . Or The Brotherhood? . . . What do they think Hitler would do if someone proved disloyal? . . . Except for the ones on Fox, none of these losers could find their way out of a wet paper bag!"

[Johonny]

1. It's time we solved the real problem in America the fake media, CNN, won't talk about.

It's a problem that's plague this nation ever since crooked Hillary took office. Why Jeff Sessions won't put her in jail, I don't know. May be because I told America we weren't going to investigate her further nearly nine months ago. Maybe. I might have to fire him. I might. I'd get Tom Price to do it, but he might go too. No, health care then you're fired Tommy boy. I call him Tommy boy. It's not his real name. Doesn't matter, he's fired unless it passes. It sort of passed yesterday when John McCain, American hero, rose up and voted for something, but then Reince Priebus told me it was just a vote to allow discussion of a vote that would lead to a committee to smooth out the two bills that would then be voted on and...zzz. I don't understand all that. Sounds like John McCain, total loser-sorry I won the electoral college and you didn't Johnny boy, got brain cancer for nothing. Might have to fire Reince for telling me all that. Very boring, too long to tweet. Now this problem we're talking about is a problem Rex Tillerson and I have discussed in detailed 140 character conversations. A lot of people don't know this, but Rex is actually a Tiller's son. That's where the name comes from. What's a Tiller? What is it? Never heard of it. Now Rex might have to go. Can't keep Tillers around. Sounds like something you find on a 80's sex yacht. Told the scouts all about those. Come to think of it, boy scouts are something you'd find on a 80's sex yacht. Man I miss the 80's and sex yachts. You can't have them anymore. Obama regulations killed the sex yacht industry. That and AIDS. Now back to the problem. I'm banning transgender people from the military. They're too big a distraction and those type of people are not mentally stable. They could cost lives. So as commander and chief of the military, that's what I am-both commander and chief. Some people think it's either-or but it's both. As both, I hereby state no crazy people dressing up as women when they're not unless it is Rudy Giuliani, that's different-so hot, distracting our military on my watch.

[skip fox]

2. Wow.

Tillers on a "80's sex yacht"! He sure has some fond memories! (By the way, that's probably the twins, the Tiller sisters. Remember, '"Keep your plow at hand," "Time for heavy field work," "Get that mule hitched up!" etc.?)