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left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)
Wed Jul 26, 2017, 11:26 PM Jul 2017

Coming soon: Dog wants to be Trump's friend

Dear Mr Precedent:
My name is Spot. I am the famly pet of a loyal Republian famly in the midwest, all of which voted for you multiple times.
Thank you for being the best Precedent we ever had, with the possible eception of Abe Lincoln, of who some say was great like you.
Thank you for creating jobs, jobs, jobs, and making America great again.
If you invite me to your White House I will only pee where you tell me to pee
because jobs, jobs, jobs.

Your frend Spot

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Coming soon: Dog wants to be Trump's friend (Original Post) left-of-center2012 Jul 2017 OP
Kick dalton99a Jul 2017 #1
"I will only pee where you tell me to pee." She must be a Russian dog. Sneederbunk Jul 2017 #2
I LOL'd out loud! ghostsinthemachine Jul 2017 #3
Dear Blotus, GallopingGhost Jul 2017 #4
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