Onion Fact Checks: Anthony Scaramuccis New Yorker Interview

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

In an interview with The New Yorker earlier today, White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci leveled harsh criticism against the FBI and members of the Trump administration. The Onion fact-checks Scaramucci’s claims.

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”

TRUE: Scaramucci understands that true inner peace comes from accepting one’s flaws and only very rarely sucking oneself off.

“I’ve done nothing wrong on my financial disclosures, so they’re going to have to go fuck themselves.”

TRUE: Scaramucci’s financial records appear accurate, so under U.S. federal statutes his detractors are required by law to go fuck themselves no later than 10 business days from the date of filing.

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http://www.theonion.com/infographic/onion-fact-checks-anthony-scaramuccis-new-yorker-i-56502

[underpants]

1. Fuuuuny

[muriel_volestrangler]

2. "FALSE: The Mooch has been slowly developing in Scaramuccis troubled subconscious...

... since his tender childhood."

See, this is a proper diagnosis, that we can now get after the American Psychological Association lifted its ban on professionals commenting on public figures.

[Gothmog]

3. I love the Onion