Trump Supporters Furious That They Still Have Health Care

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With a fury that could spell political trouble for Republicans in the midterm elections, Trump voters across the country on Friday expressed their outrage and anger that they still have health coverage.

“I went to bed Thursday night and slept like a baby, assuming that when I woke up I would have zero health insurance,” Carol Foyler, a Trump voter, said. “Instead, this nightmare.”

Harland Dorrinson, who voted for Trump “because he promised that he would take my health care away from me on Day 1,” said that he was “very upset” that he will still receive that benefit.

“I woke up this morning, and my family and I could still see a doctor,” he said. “This is a betrayal.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-supporters-furious-that-they-still-have-health-care

[NastyRiffraff]

1. You know I wouldn't be surprised

if some of them actually were angry about the vote. Although I don't think those same people would have the intelligence to connect the dots about their OWN health insurance. These are people who think the ACA and Obamacare are two different things. Hell, these people wonder where the sun goes at night.

[RhodeIslandOne]

2. Not really satire, sadly n/m

[Alice11111]

3. That's good. I guess now we can work to provide a

Decent education for their kids or lower their taxes. That will really piss them off.