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[Initech]

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You know who Trump is? He's this guy!

Or maybe this guy!

*audience laughs and applauds*

This week on the Top 10 - Trump bans transgender people from serving in the military - or did he? Also we go full standards and practices on Anthony Scaramucci, give fashion advice to Sarah Huckabee Sanders, give career advice to Mitch McConnell, figure out what to do with 755 diplomats, pick out appropriate pick up lines to take your date to see "An Inconvenient Truth 2", ban cameras from the briefing room, and contemplate what a Trump themed children's birthday party might look like. And Justin Beiber might have run over a guy. All this plus the next stop of our World Tour 2017. It's the land of Ikea, Volvo, meatballs and death metal as we visit Sweden! There may or may not be Swedish chef references. Bork bork! Plus some live music from one of Sweden's best bands - Ghost! Stay tuned!

Top 10 Conservative Idiots - now in our new time slot - Wednesdays at 2:00 PM Pacific / 5:00 Eastern. /shameless self promotion

[BigmanPigman]

1. What, no Abba? So sad!

[Initech]

2. My qualifications for live bands are:

1. They have to have released an album, EP, or some form of new music, in the last two years.

2. They have to be actively touring, or have to have footage of them performing live from the new release within the last year.

I don't think ABBA meets either of those qualifications.