Trump Boys Gather Rations Of Comic Books, Candy Bars For Night Hiding From Special Prosecutors
WASHINGTONSaying they could live out here in the wild for months if they had to, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly spent Wednesday rounding up supplies of comic books and candy bars as they prepared to hide out that night from special prosecutors in their makeshift White House Rose Garden fort.
According to sources, the Trump boys were seen carrying pillows, fruit snacks, a Connect Four game, an assortment of action figures, a screwdriver, a pair of plates from the State Dining Rooms china service, and other supplies, making several trips out to the blanket fort where they planned to lie low during Special Counsel Robert Muellers investigation into links between Russia and their fathers presidential campaign.
No ones getting inside herethis place is super secure, said Donald Jr., dumping a pillowcase filled with butter knives, a deck of Pokémon cards, and several individually wrapped Swiss cake rolls onto the forts grass floor. We can forage during the day and sleep here at night. Muellers never gonna find us, not with all those leaves and twigs we put on the roof for camouflage.
Even if he did, hed never get past our booby traps, added Donald Jr., referring to the thorny branches the brothers had gathered from nearby rose bushes and placed around the forts perimeter.
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