Let's pray that Irma stays away from the U.S.!

[imanamerican63]

The country can not handle another rally from Trump!

[maxsolomon]

1. Imagine his maudlin self-pity

if it wipes out Mar A Lago.

and leaves everything around it standing.

[imanamerican63]

2. !!!!!

[snooper2]

3. I'm pretty sure that prayer doesn't effect the weather..

or...well, anything actually

[Achilleaze]

5. Yeah. The Great American Eclipse which

came just before the Great American Hurricane was just a, um, coincidence. No effect whatsoever. Right? Pure coincidence.

[snooper2]

6. I'm not sure but I think you may be actually serious...

If you really want to know, I power-washed my driveway two weeks ago which saved Galveston from the brunt of the storm...

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

7. See? Actual actions,

not prayer. That'll do it every time.

So what do you think you can do to insure that Irma destroys Mar-A-Lago selectively?

Maybe get everyone on either side of that estate for a hundred miles or so to likewise power wash their driveways? It'll be worth a try.

[Achilleaze]

11. Of course not.

Noting a coincidence/correspondence between the eclipse and the hurricane, and posing a question about it, would be clear-cut heresy. Surely anyone doing so would be mocked and silenced. There are ways of dealing with such trouble makers.

[MineralMan]

4. I doubt that will change anything, really.

[moda253]

8. How about putting that time to actually preparing for if it does.

[hurl]

9. A worthy cause

God and I aren't exactly on speaking terms right now, but I'll definitely avoid walking under ladders as a show of support.

[frazzled]

10. So it will devastate some impoverished, helpless island nations instead?

We probably deserve it more. At least they didn't elect Trump.