Pants Medals?

[JimGinPA]

[Sanity Claws]

1. What could the medals possibly be for?

Perfect attendance?
Good penmanship?
Plays well with others?

[MineralMan]

3. Each represents a "happy ending" for Kim Jong Un, I believe.

It's a weird culture, indeed.

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. Thought this was going to be a Middle Finger Mom remembrance thread . . .

I haz a SAD!

[ProudLib72]

4. Does no one understand how ridiculous they look?

I wouldn't last five seconds before being hauled off for laughing at them (kind of like laughing at Sessions).

[Lee-Lee]

5. Bad photoshop, but still funny.

[LanternWaste]

6. They've got some pretty odd-ball medals.

They've got some pretty odd-ball medals.

The Brazen Bull award for supporting the Chicago Bulls with elan and zeal, the Amazing Execution award given to officers who come up with interesting and creative ways to execute fellow citizens, and my favorite, the Partners in Peace medal given to officers who had any contact with Denis Rodman while he was in North Korea during several trips.

[Wounded Bear]

7. I think you call those merit badges...

[StarryNite]

8. That's a lot of flair.