Why People Should NEVER Mess with Tween Girls - Really!

[MineralMan]

Watch this Infowars roving reporter get terminally PWNed by this outstanding 12-year-old girl. She's a future member of Congress, I'm quite certain:

[Hortensis]

1. Her mother's doing something very right, even if that language might get her

banned from slumber parties in my prissy-mouthed, Bible Belt area.

[MineralMan]

6. Yup. Her mom is raising her right, for sure.

Gotta love it!

[TeamPooka]

2. Girl knows a fucking idiot when she see one

[MineralMan]

5. She does have a good eye, for sure.

She dropped him, like dropping a mic...

[longship]

3. The outcome of this.

Info Wars looked ridiculous.

1. She left him babbling, "Oh my gosh!" Really!

2. She didn't look back. She knew that he was pwned.

3. He's a fucking idiot. The entire world and YouTube now know it.

[MineralMan]

4. Yup. There is no recovery possible

for being completely destroyed by a pre-teen girl. And they're excellent at doing just that. He is not a clever lad at all.

[longship]

7. No saving throw possible.

And that girl rolled 18 on charisma!

[MineralMan]

8. If I had taken the path to become a teacher, I would have

chosen the 5th and 6th grades as my preference for teaching. Kids that age are smart, honest, and haven't yet been overwhelmed with hormones and self-doubt. I love that age group.

[longship]

9. Fuckin-A right!

[MineralMan]

10. I think we should give 11 and 12-year olds the right to vote,

and then take it away between 13 and 18 years of age. They can vote again after their 18th birthday. (JK, of course)