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struggle4progress

(118,196 posts)
Wed Sep 13, 2017, 08:19 PM Sep 2017

It is enough already with criticizing Our President and his friends!

This is the time for all America to come together and solve our problems. I have been doing some research about this on television, and one of our problems is that America has the highest taxis in the world! Did you know people with lots of money are more likely to be hit by high taxis? Sure, they are a minority, but it causes them heartache and pain anyway. We are lucky to have Our President looking out for minorities. He really understands why we need to lower our taxis

Now many people are unfairly attacking Ted Cruise just for having a pornograph. And the only reason I can see is because that he is a very best friend of Our President. Years ago, everybody had a pornograph and we loved to play that Willie Hand Jive thing. But today you only get criticized for that. It is all because of that book by that woman who I do not like at all. We are very lucky to have Our President who does not read much. Some people spend too much time reading books in the library instead of watching for news about the latest twits. America was just fine before she started with her book and now we are in a ruin

But a fresh wind is blowing across everywhere. It is blowing hard out of the DC swamps and far away, into places like Florida and Texas. The whole country is getting blown. But if you have been paying attention, there is so much good news about hicks and hope. Whatever that woman said in that book, it is not true. I do not care what she said because it just more silly fake news, like with the pornograph. Our President has a deep love and respect for hicks. He wants to help us except that he is so busy dodging taxis. And that is why he is Our President

Thank you for reading this far




















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It is enough already with criticizing Our President and his friends! (Original Post) struggle4progress Sep 2017 OP
All hail the Orange Emperor. guillaumeb Sep 2017 #1
I don't mind taxis, really leftofcool Sep 2017 #2
Taxied Enough Already. guillaumeb Sep 2017 #3
Your satirical posts cyclonefence Sep 2017 #4
Thank You Emily Latella! redwitch Sep 2017 #5
...nevermind! forgotmylogin Sep 2017 #6

leftofcool

(19,460 posts)
2. I don't mind taxis, really
Wed Sep 13, 2017, 08:33 PM
Sep 2017

But I don't want to get hit by more than my fair share and I think rick people ought to get hit at the same rate as me.

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
3. Taxied Enough Already.
Wed Sep 13, 2017, 08:34 PM
Sep 2017

Rich people are the job creators. We should all pay more taxis so they can avoid them completely.

cyclonefence

(4,483 posts)
4. Your satirical posts
Wed Sep 13, 2017, 09:06 PM
Sep 2017

never fail to put a shit-eating grin on my face.



I especially enjoy "thank you for reading this far"

redwitch

(14,938 posts)
5. Thank You Emily Latella!
Wed Sep 13, 2017, 09:33 PM
Sep 2017

I needed a laugh tonight and high taxis and Ted Cruz with his pornograph really cracked me up!

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