WH: "No One Has Done More Than Trump to Prove White People Are Not Superior"

[L. Coyote]

Satire from The Borowitz Report
White House Rejects Supremacist Label: “No One Has Done More Than Trump to Prove White People Are Not Superior”
By Andy Borowitz - September 13, 2017

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Upbraiding the ESPN anchor Jemele Hill for calling Donald Trump a “white supremacist,” the White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said on Wednesday that “no one has done more than President Trump to prove that white people are not superior.”

“It’s grossly unfair that Ms. Hill sought to portray Donald Trump as an upholder of white supremacy, when everything he says or does directly undermines that whole concept,” Sanders said. “Anyone who thinks that Donald Trump is on some mission to make white people look good hasn’t been paying attention.”

Sanders urged the ESPN anchor to “do her homework” on Trump before making baseless allegations. “Read his tweets,” she said. “Listen to his speeches. If you still think Donald Trump is trying to prove that white people are superior, I tip my hat to you.”

Ending on a personal note, Sanders said that she was “a hundred-per-cent sure” that her boss is not a white supremacist. “Donald Trump cannot even spell the word ‘supremacist,’ ” she said.

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[Iliyah]

1. LOL

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. There is a lot of truth to this......

Look at those who voted for him, support him still, believe his every word.

[yallerdawg]

3. Demonstrably so.

[Hortensis]

4. His entire administration is a huge embarrassment to us whites.

I prefer to read the newspapers with sunglasses on so I can pretend they're not really all that white...

[emulatorloo]

5. Borowitz just gets better and better

[smirkymonkey]

6. K&R

Another great piece of satire by Borowitz.

I mean, just look at the crowds of his supporters. It's pretty obvious that they aren't the cream of the crop.

[xxqqqzme]

7. I love Borowitz.

He has a 6th sense where to poke that satirical stick.

[WinstonSmith4740]

8. Y'know what's scary?

I just read the posted excerpt, without checking the source. But I was finished before I went back to check if this was The Onion or something, because absolutely every word he's written is completely believable.

[red dog 1]

9. Donald Trump cannot even spell the word "supremacist"

That part is probably true!

(I love The Borowitz Report)

K&R

[NastyRiffraff]

15. That's very likely true

It is more than one syllable, after all. He can manage "bigly" but that's about it.

[Scurrilous]

10. K&R

[mgardener]

11. Oh honey,

He can't even spell coffee!

[yardwork]

13. Lol!

[Puppyjive]

12. Money and power are not always a good thing

He has also proven that money does not give you higher intelligence.

[bagelsforbreakfast]

14. If Trump resigns that will be the saddest day of the year for Comedians... n/m

[Iggo]

16. I could live with that.