He's getting red in the face

[cyclonefence]

and oh my glob he called him "Rocket Man." Sweet Jeebus. We're all dead. It's been real, folks.

[RandySF]

1. Standing too long.

[bullwinkle428]

2. My guess is that he's experiencing all kinds of anxiety because his

speech isn't generating screams of excitement like his rallies.

[Cracklin Charlie]

3. Almost makes me wanna tune in.

Nah...just can't take it.

[MoonRiver]

6. Neither can I. Waiting for the DU bravehearts to report.

I watched for about one minute and could not stop shouting at the tv. Time to switch to Animal Planet.

[Madam45for2923]

4. Daily Reminder: Donald & Hillary twinsies!

[MFM008]

11. I know

Glad there's no difference between the parties right?

[left-of-center2012]

5. Are his eyes brown?

That'd mean he's full of bullshit.

[hatrack]

7. No cult members to worship his Mighty Word . . .

. . . and he's speaking to an audience where every member is far, far more intelligent than he could ever hope to be.

No wonder he's embarrassed and angry.

Let me know if he talks about his Amazing Election Victory.

[cyclonefence]

8. He opened with his campaign speech

about what a great job he's doing.

I fully expected to see a goddam electoral map.

Well, the speech isn't over--there's still time

[doc03]

9. Is he sniffing and snorting yet? nt

[cyclonefence]

10. Not that I noticed,

but there was a point when he was talking about Venezuela that he scrambled some syllables. Or maybe that was the Redbreast talking to me.